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dragn99 rolled 1 20-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-20)
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 Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:21 am
*casts reverse magic: flips the affect of most recently used spell*
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:25 am
Dragn totally screw up and accidently hits himself in his balls.
No damage taken.
Alex attacks.
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dragn99 rolled 1 20-sided dice:
12
Total: 12 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:29 am
*flashes him with my man boobs!* (like turn undead, but works on any males)
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:33 am
It totally doesn't work becaus eit is God-Empress Alex and NOT God-Emperor Alex.
Dragn gets hit by Alex and loses 300 hp.
Hp left:
I dunno.
7600?
Alex attacks again.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:35 am
*calls in attorney*
Attorney: "Miss Alex, did you knowingly physically assault my client, an act which is against the law?! May I remind you that you are under oath."
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:48 am
Alex uses:
Kill everyone in the room.
Alex is called free.
Or something.
Alex can't attack or use any magic in the next 2 turns.
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dragn99 rolled 1 20-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:29 am
*melee attack with a +3 mace* (and +5 from strength bonus)
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:34 am
Dragn ******** up and misses.
Alex dances. Nothing happens.
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dragn99 rolled 1 20-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:43 am
*does all-out attack: geek slap (numerous slaps with most movement done in the wrist. Main target is face)*
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:46 am
Dragn ******** out SO much that he trips and breaks his hip.
But for some reason he doesn't lose any hp.
Alex does the chicken dance.
Dragn rocks out but there isn't any effect that will affect this battle.
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dragn99 rolled 1 20-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-20)
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:46 pm
*tears off a piece of machinery and attempts to crush Alex with it*
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:32 am
Piece of machinery is too heavy for Dragn so he can't lift it.
Alex uses trow. Trows piece of machinery.
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dragn99 rolled 1 20-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:44 am
*dodges to the left, then summons a blue whale directly above Alex*
(dice is for dodge)
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:13 am
Dragn gets hit by a piece of Machinery.
900 damage.
Blue whale is summoned above Alex.
It falls and crushes her.
2000 damage.
Alex uses summon.
Summons God.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:15 pm
*uses counter-spell (is a perfectly legal move)*
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