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Okay on the epsiode that was like Tuesday December 15th. Hosue was talking to Wilson when he was obvisouly in pain and upset at Wilson. So they're talking and yelling at each other and they walk by a nativty scene and House says, "Well then there's Jesus why don't you go tell the Romans."

Can't quite remember the conversation and episode but House is talking to Cuddy.
[They are talking about something, And House is stalling the conversation by commenting on Cuddy's chest]

Cuddy: It's called underwire[Can't remember the rest]
House: Looks to me like those puppies are going into the dairy business


^________^ I laughed so hard

Chase: In pre-med, I had a professor who...
House: - touched you in the naughty place?

and

House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?


xd

I dont have a particular favorite so Ill just state a few that are high on my list.

[Dr. Foreman's father goes to see Dr. Cuddy]
Dr. Cuddy: What is this?
Dr. House: He's not a what, he's a who. They even have the right to vote now.
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Dr. Cameron: Foreman is black.
Dr. House: What?! How long have you been sitting on this information?
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Rodney Foreman: My son says you're a manipulative b*****d.
Dr. House: It's just a pet name. I call him "Dr. Bling".

haha thas hilarious ..i cant remember what i was gonna say but it was really funny ! mrgreen

Here're some House-isms from Tonight's Episode

House: Hey, You can’t yell at the guy in the wheelchair
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Foreman: What’re you gonna do now?
House: Now I gotta slide my butt from one padded chair to another. What if I bump my knee?
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Cuddy: I moved you 46 yards away from the door.
House: Great. Now I can collapse 4 feet in the lobby instead of out in the cold
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House: They’re right. Stay away from the experimental approach. Go for the ‘Move the furniture until he gets better’ treatment.
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House: Then again, it’s been difficult looking down Cuddy’s shirt. But the vantage point on her a** is a lot better
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House: How guilty does she look?
Wilson: About an eight
House: That space is mine

"veni vidi vici"
I love that quote.
especially when its coming out of House's mouth. heart

I don't know if someone already posted any of these... but I only lasted until the second page before I couldn't stand it anymore. xDD

Some of my favorite House-isms;;

"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one."

"Gotta go—building full of sick people. If I can hurry, maybe I can avoid them."

"It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain."

"Oh I'm sorry, I though we were having a state the obvious contest."

You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a... can't think of a non-sexual metaphor."

"I think your argument is specious." - Foreman
"I think your tie is ugly." - House

"A secret club? What's the secret? They're all morons?"

"Foreman, you gunna contribute or are you too tired from stealing cars?"

"This is a number that has been disconnected. If you think you've reached this message in error, go with it, hang up. In three; one, two--"

There's more in my sig. @ 3@