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Raoul: I LOVE YOU CARLOTTA! NOW SING!

Carlotta: Your toxic im slipping undah...

Erik: *stumbling down the staires of the masquerade ball drunk off his a*** Oh....Hel...lo..... ev...ery...one!!!..... Life is lovely.... is.... it not?..... where's me... beloved Raoul... come here... buddy!.... and my managers.... there are...for sure... none better! *falls down the rest of the staires...* Oh yes... I'm... not drunk.... REALLY!.......

The Persian: Who am I? Funny you should ask that because I'm just bursting at the seams to tell you... You see I grew up in Persia and I was such an adorable young boy and well I was a pretty average when it came to my studies. But I had this uncanny fascination with mysteries and so when my parents asked What I wanted to be when I grew up I said I wanted to be a police man... Well first I said I wanted to be the first man on the moon but they said I was about a century early for that and so I figured if I couldn't go to the moon I'd solve crimes and I was so good at it that I became Chief of Police. of my area... The Sultaness even liked me... but not as much as this Phantom chap named Erik... But she eventually got bored of him and ordered him killed but I somewhat intervened and lied to her about his dying... and so Not wanting to loose my pension I decided to move to Paris and keep an eye on him... and make sure the Sultaness doesn't find out because well it's a paint to pay back the Government when they decide that they have been over paying you in retirement.... Oh that's such a mess... auditing takes forever and all that rubbish and well I couldn't let that happened... well anyways I pretty much explore the Opera with much caution and almost got killed by Erik once except I was able to call out to him and tell him who I was and when he realized he was about to kill me he was all 'Oops' and let me go and then warnned me that he might forget that he owes me big for sparing his life one of these times and I should watch out so I pretty much like to stay out of his s**t if I can but since you're such a nosey little b*****d and I don't want you to go running around blabbing about the ghost anymore and risking my pension so here I am going to risk my butt for you to get your girl back... of course I wouldn't even bother so much with that even except that I'm only from the book and this Daae girl has numerously mentioned that she does not want to be with the Phantom and therefore I must deduce that she is being forced to be with the Phantom... also I think the Phantom might try to kill a lot of people and stuff despite his promising me not to commit anymore murders, so I have to do damage control and stuff like that and well there's also the damn thing called a concience.... I have one dammit... so if all that didn't happen I'd still be oblighed to help out with this matter. And well I'm here...

Raoul:....

The Persian: .... I'm sorry... It's just so lonely when your only friends are a servant you pay and a serial killer.

Raoul: Well, I think I'll go check on my old friend Erik. *peeps through keyhole*

Erik: *prancing around on Cesar and throwing pink and yellow flowers* Ohhh, zipide do da zipide ay my oh my what a wonderful day...

Raoul: eek ...

Erik: *ahem* Yes, I was...um...just...returning him, yes.

Raoul: eek

*Erik putting on a pair of socks* Black socks they never get dirty the longer you wear them the stronger they get Sometimes I think I should wash them but something in side me says no, no not yet not yet not yet!
teehee ! I love my black socks! whee

((lol xd couldn't help myself!))

(I can't resist ^^ I can so picture this)

Persian: *sings* When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

Raoul, Erik, and Christine: What did she say?

Persian: She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

Raoul, Erik, and Christine: Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

Raoul: Oh that hurts!
I'm not numb!

Persian: Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

Raoul, Erik, and Christine: Goodness gracious!

Persian: And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist

Raoul, Erik, and Christine: Fitting braces.

Persian: And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers

Raoul, Erik, and Christine: Dentist!

Persian: And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success
Say "ah!"

Raoul, Erik, and Christine: aaaaaaah!

Persian: SAY AAAAAAH!

Raoul, Erik, and Christine: aaaaaaah!

Persian: now spit!

Rent is my second favorite musical
(but now: part of a Little Shop song I can't get out of my head)
Erik: *high on laughing gas, sings* It's just the gaaaaaaas....it turns me ooooon....