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 Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:10 pm
Ok I had to do this XD sorry if they're bad
Edward:Bella get out! You stupid freak of nature!
carlsile: *after listening to Bella in new moon* BELLA JUST BE QUIET! EDWARD DOES NOT WANT YOU TO BE A VAMPIRE AND I CAN SEE WHY! SHUT YOU GOD ****** mouth!
Bella: I'm getting sick of this. Edward if you don't turn me into a vampire I'll hit you with a rubber chicken.
Edward:...NOT THE RUBBER CHICKEN! gonk
Esme: Jasper calm down. *whispers* I'll drag her outside and you can drink her then.
Rosalie: *high british accent* Oh dear! I think this is a bit odd don't you think chap?
Jasper: Screw emotions....I WANT YOU ALL TO HATE ME!
Edward: TOGA! TOGA!
Carlsile,Jasper,Edward,Emmett: We are family! i got all my sistas wit me!
James:*looks evily at Bella about to attack*...Bella....Smile. your on candid camera!
Charlie: I hate Renee,Bella, And Alice. I never want to see their fat asses again!
Jacob: Sam listen....I AM THE COBRA COMMANDER NOW!
Sam: Jacob....me, you, and Edward should totally have a threesome some time.
everyone from the volturi: DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW! DO THEY WOBBLE....damn whats that next part?
Bella: *on plane to stop Edward* oh screw this mofo. *jumps out of plane*
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:14 pm
Alisox Fun thought: Twilight ++ High School Musical. Just ponder that. HAHAHAHAHHA OMG XD I can so imagine Edward dancing with a ball in his hands going. "GETCHA' GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME' xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:19 pm
AiOfTheGrave Alisox Fun thought: Twilight ++ High School Musical. Just ponder that. HAHAHAHAHHA OMG XD I can so imagine Edward dancing with a ball in his hands going. "GETCHA' GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME' xd OMG I CAN TOTALLY PICTURE THAT!!! Scary, actually. I have to go clean out my eyes with soap now...walks out...
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:24 pm
Ouran Host Club Dog Quote: My siggy is random, and it changes all the time, so which one did you love? P.S, Thank you! Ummm....I don't remember. sweatdrop But I like the InuYasha for president one now though! xd Bella: Edward, I'm sorry I never told you this....I'm a lesbian(sp). Edward: scream That's the last time I let you spend the night with Alice! Alice: It's not my fault I'm so amazing. stare Jasper: eek ROTFLMAOOL times a bajillion!!!!!! xd biggrin rofl Can I live in this thread?
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:41 pm
Laken louise Raezyn101 H'okay. I couldn't resist.
This is actually taken from the fanfiction Nighfall.
(Bella was just barely turned into a vampire...)
Bella: It's...a cow.
Edward: No, Bella. It's a dinosaur; of course it's a cow!
Bella: You...want me to eat it?
Edward: No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back to you.
Bella: Feeling a little sarcastic today?
Edward: Just a bit.
((I quote this at least once a day. -crazy like that- And when I see cows/stuffed animal cows/things like that I quote it...again! xD) i love sarcasim sarcasm rocks. we should use sarcasm at least once daily.
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:30 pm
Edward: Bella, I could care less if you jumped off a cliff. It's not my problem. I hate you.
Bella: OMGWTF YOU DON'T LIKE ME YOU a*****e?!?!?!
Edward: No.
Bella: *bitchslap*
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:09 pm
Edward: Beans, beans the Magical fruit! /the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel so let's have beans at every meal!!
Bella: Magical Trevor, he's so clever, look at him now! Dissapearing a cow!! The cow talks about his magical journey. BEANS BEANS WONDERFUL BEANS!!
Edward: Who's this Trevor man?
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:22 pm
Jasper as Vanilla Ice.
Word to your mutha.
Um. Oh god. I just pictured Edward and Emmett in a scene from the office.
Edward: -grills steaks- Mmm, steak. Its whats for dinner.
Emmett: -nods- Its whats for dinner.
Edward: Man meat, man meat!
Emmett: Ooh, I want some of your man meat!
I know that wasnt exact, but its so wrong anyway.
Back to my high school musical comment...Edward singing Breaking Free, his arms spread pretending to fly....
Oh my carlisle.
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:51 am
Alisox Jasper as Vanilla Ice. Word to your mutha. Um. Oh god. I just pictured Edward and Emmett in a scene from the office. Edward: -grills steaks- Mmm, steak. Its whats for dinner. Emmett: -nods- Its whats for dinner. Edward: Man meat, man meat! Emmett: Ooh, I want some of your man meat! I know that wasnt exact, but its so wrong anyway. Back to my high school musical comment...Edward singing Breaking Free, his arms spread pretending to fly.... Oh my carlisle. Haha... I saw that episode of the office... funny.
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:58 pm
Jacob is Okay, I liked him whenever Ed wasn't around, but once Ed came back I felt that he was being a pain and possessive over Bella even though she had made it clear many times that she didn't feel the same way. I could see them dating when Edward was still gone but I would much rather have her and Ed now!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:25 pm
Edward: I'm Rick Jones, b***h!
Jasper: OMFG ALICE! YOU'RE SUCH A BIIIITCH!!!"
Alice: Holla if your man is a vamp-ayah!
Bella: HOLLA!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:26 pm
Edward- come on Bella, let me change you!! Don't run!
Bella- I don't want to be a vampire I want to be a werewolf! Bite me Jacob!!
Jacob- I'm in love with your mother Bella
Bella- I'm in love with your brother Jacob.
Esme- dodn't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? *sings*
Emmett- i'm such a girly girl, yes I am, yes i am!
Rosalie- you can't go to him Bella! I love you!!
Alice-I see porn
Jasper- what was that bella? you want me to make Edward go horny for you? that will have to cost you then. Pay up.
Charlie- sure! you may jump off cliffs and ride motorcycles Bella! I approve!
Quil- please make fun of my name! I love it when someone makes fun of my name!!
Billy- f*****t vamp
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:40 am
Laken louise Edward:llama, llama how does that song go again? I only know part of it but here it goes:....Here's a lama. there's a lama, everywhere a little lama, lama, lama, lama, lama, lama, lama, DUCK! blaugh
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:41 pm
Bella: How could you not know that, Edward?!
Edward: I don't know Bella, I'm not a damn mind reader!
Bella: stare
Emmett: Woah-ho-ho, Rose! *chuckles* You're getting a little uh, plump there huh?
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:55 pm
OMG, I love it here! rofl xd rofl xd rofl
Mine aren't as good:
Edward: That flower wallpaper pattern doesn't match the drapes!
Bella: Uhg, Edward, stop dragging me out to look at you in the sun! You're so vain!
Carlisle: Here, kitty kitty kitty...
Esme: *Hanging upside down from the ceiling* ...What?
Rosalie: Let's all go out for ice cream!
Emmet: I NEED A HUG! crying
Alice: Eww, a porche, I'm perfectly happy with my station wagon, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Jasper: Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I, and let's face it, who isn't? less fortunate than I, my tender heart tends to start to bleed...
Edward: You, me upstairs, five minutes
Jacob: Hell Yes!
Bella: Rosalie...I love you!
Rosalie: OMG, I love you too!
Edward, Emmett: eek
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