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 Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:38 pm
Granted, the fish will be man-eating and eat you slowly and painfuly
I wish my hands didn't feel sticky...
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:10 pm
Granted and you wash them, but they become even stickier and stickier, until they stick together and you can never use them again.
I wish I had more pairs of chopsticks...
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:12 am
Granted, but you can't remember how to use them.
I wish that I knew what I was looking for.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:47 am
Granted, but then you find out that there's no possible way you could get it.
I wish that I had a boy to match these pants... but not one who wants to get in them all the time.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:18 am
Granted, you get a male dog next tuesday.
I wish that I could be less skinny.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:20 am
How dose it feel to be bigger than the mcdonalds lesbians?
I wish my acne would go away
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:27 am
Granted, instead of acne, you have herpes.
I wish that I had enough money to buy what I wanted.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:24 pm
Granted, but then you get extremely intoxicated one night and decide that you want to see what all of it would look like when doused with gasoline and lit with a match.
I wish that Dan would stop using my excuses and be a man.
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:55 pm
Granted but then Dan dies in a car accident
I wish that people would get along better...
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:32 pm
Granted, but then a meteorite hits Earth, spinning it off its axel, killing everyone on it.
I wish people would bring back Pluto as a planet.
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:27 am
Granted, but it is later destroyed by several core explosions inside Pluto.
I wish that I could get 1000000000000000000000 gold right now...
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:41 am
Granted but your account gets banned so you never get to use it.
I wish I had gone to class so I didn't fail this test today.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:09 am
Granted, but you fail it anyway.
I wish that my account would never get banned...
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:34 am
^Your wish is my command, but all your friends will leave for different reasons and you'll be all alone
<>I wish to find a really cool picture that can describe both my sides
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:57 am
Granted, but you find out that you don't like what describes your sides and you decide to go crazy instead. blaugh
I wish that none of my friends would leave me...
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