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 Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:45 pm
Only one that I can think of:
"If you wanna be a drummer, go take dance for 2 years."
Credited to my band director. Not very funny to most, but people who really know Mr. Bickel would understand. Our school's sense of humor is a little... Off... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:05 am
well... our band is really weird XD our school came up with the band names (Junior Wind Ensemble and Senior Wind Ensemble) we hated em... how much more boring could you possibly get for a band name -_- well, we decided that we would be "The Not-so-Marching Orchestra" (because we indeed do have one string instrument XD) well, now they screw up that name but meh >_>;; I prefer them calling us the Not-So-Marching Junior band to "Junior wind ensemble"
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:18 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:37 pm
Can't remember if I posted in here but let's see:
Please note no pigs were harmed this marching band season...
Erin where have you been Bush has been president for two years now!?
Don't drop now guard you hear?
Sparkle Hut!
And a bunch more that have to do with Erin
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:51 pm
dinkins.... the big a** teddy bear that wants to eat you
wiseman (flute player) having oh so quick orgasims on the bus ride to competition
the dancers are carrying amebias
cale's the fluty pimp. a short flutly pimp
CALE! put ur pants back on (long story)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:18 pm
Oh wow, don't get me started. I just can't remember them at the moment.
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:35 pm
Let's see... this year....
- trogdor the burninator (*strange dragon pic here*)
-false scoreboard
- "Make me see Elvis!!"
- "They'll be throwing babies!"
- "MAKE IT PERFECT!!!!"
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:25 am
One year in marching band we did a cowboy themed show. one of our pieces was hoe down. and whenever we played it, our BD would be like "let's work on hoe down!" and one of the trumpets or our baritone player would say "hilary! down!" or "sarah! down!" the only reason i remember this at this particular time in my life is because we are playing it for concert band this year. sad oh well.. half the pieces we are playing this year i played last year in high school....
then there is "naked time!" this happened during every home show and before home football games (we didn't travel with the football team thank god! they were really horrible the last 3 years i was in high school and they are even worse this year i've heard) and half the guys in band would go to the back of the band room, right in front of the windows, and drop pants... luckily they all wore boxers sad
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:58 pm
We're playing this song for band and our band director keeps forgetting to get a copy of the vibraphone part for the percussion section, so whenever that part in the music, he'll grab the score and yell, "What happened to Mallet 1?"
It's been going on for a while now and we like to make references to it.
Also, our school's "initials" is KR, so when we say crap, he'll (the director) will ask if that's with a "cr" or a "kr". xD It has now become a trend.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:10 pm
~ At band camp we mark off areas for each section to practice ... the drum line now marks their spot with the front part of one of the bass drummer's boxers. They made him itch so he tore out the front and glued it to a stick ... ... we have some odd people
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:12 am
My friend, she's like, saying to John, you're my pimp..ya, anyway, and my other friend, she sais, there is no sexual tension in band. Then my first friend, said yup , band is one big orgy(sp?). I cannot say what went on at band camp....not a good idea.....
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:13 pm
THE BAKED GOODS OF BAND!!!!!
Clarinet=Muffin
Purcussion=Cookie
Trumbones & low brass=Cake
Flute= Cream Puff
Saxs=Pop-Tart
Trumpets=pie
Guard=baygles
(i think thats it)
I AM A MUFFIN...PUMPKIN MUFFIN!
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:30 pm
I'm not in the sax section, but I have many friends who are so I get to hear a lot of their jokes, such as "Why don't you go have sectionals with yourself?" and "Practice safe sax." Our band director's name is M. Ary, so we all have a tendency to call him Mary. Another time, a group of band members decided to start making pirate quotes. One guy's quote was, "Arr, yer booty shivers me timbers."
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:04 pm
1.I can't find my hash!!
2.Spaghetti!!
3. Where art thou pants?
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:29 pm
Dragonsnaking!!!!
AIDS
The gay trumpet wave of tomorrow.
The Blood of the jews!
Stylin' taxi hats!
Swing Dancing.
TIMBER!!!!
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