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Lol, thanks. ^^

Ah, it's okay, though. Sora's there for him. :3

Huh... I just thought of something with your spork, Torr.

If you take out the 'i', that'd be 'Rena'. As in, Riku's Aunt Rena. 8D Does that mean Riku's commiting incest?

Yes, yes you should. xD

I love using British!AntiSora. :'D -waits for Haycock to continue his sporkage-

Chapter 3 -- cont -

PH (lol dats me!!!): Damn this girl for making her chapters so long... Finally, Sora struck Riku so hard it sent him to the ground. Both boys were breathing heavily
Riku: We must be really going at it.
Sora: I agree...
and badly wounded. Riku tried to stand back up. Sora immediately had the Keyblade at his throat, staring down the blade atRiku'sface. Riku was in too much pain to attempt to knock the blade away with his forearm.

“I’m sorry Riku, Sora: "but I truly am the seme."
Riku: NOOOO!!
*screen pans out to show the world, then the solar system, then the galaxy, then the universe, but Riku's "nooooo--" can still be heard clearly*
Kairi: ...hehe.
but this is the only way,” Sora said, deliberately quoting Riku. Sora raised the Keyblade into the air. Kairi turned away. She didn’t care that Riku was evil, he was still her friend. She couldn’t bear to watch Sora kill him. Why did things have to be this way?
Sora: Why am I going to kill you? I'm your best friend.
Kairi: No you're not. Sue is.
Sora: ...*cry*
Riku: Please, just put me out of my misery already.

Riku had managed to roll to a standing positionon his hands and knees
Sora and Riku: OMG SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE!!without Sora attacking him or trying to stop him. He stared at the floor, watching the few drips of blood from the corners of his mouth and nostrils hit the floor. So this is it, huh? He thought bitterly to himself. Sora brought the blade down with amazing speed, closing his eyes seconds before he anticipated the final blow.

INSERT MORE BORING FIGHTING.

Sora found himself staring at a cloaked woman. He could not see her face for it was shrouded in the cloak’s hood. The weapon she possessed matched both the Keyblade and the Soul Eater. It seemed a mix of the two. It was none other than the Soul Blade in all its beauty.The girlwas holding the Keyblade back with ease.
All: .....................................................................................................................................................................................................
PH: I don't even care if that stretched the page. I honestly, don't. It should have even MORE dots, but I don't wanna start a riot. ...so.

“Am I the only one who hasn’t given up on him?”
Riku: PLEASE, PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
She growled through clenched teeth, leaning over her blade to get closer to Sora. Sora tried to get a good look at her face, but all he could see were her lips. Somehow though, she felt familiar. Even her voice sounded right.
Kairi: I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.

Sora looked her up and down,at her profile, her height. He wished he could see her face. He stared at her weapon, the charm hanging from it. It was a lightning bolt. Sora glanced to Riku. Riku’s necklace, the necklace Najilia had given him, had the same charm. Suddenly Sora’s eyes widened, he knew who she was.

“Najilia?” He whispered, his voice inaudible to anyone but her. The girl slammed him backwards. He was caught off guard and fell to his behind. Kairi raced over and kneeled next to him.
Sora: *sob* She's SO MYSTERIOUS AND ANGSTY AND COOL OMG!!!

Sora and Kairi watched as the girl turned around to face Riku. She was clearly not interested in Sora. Riku had picked up his weapon by now. He stood defensively, but in pain. His posture was slightly hunched. He could try to fight this person, but he knew he wouldn’t last through another attack.

Much to Riku’s surprise, she grasped the tip of his blade, dropping her own. She stepped closer to him, and raised the blade toward herself. She placed the point in the center of her chest, between her breasts.
Riku: EW, HER BOOBS.
All: *groan*

“You can’t go on like this,” she said, sorrow in her voice, “I’m going to help you. Don’t be angry. We’ll see each other again someday.”
Sora: And this is why we should kill her now.
Kairi: You said it.

Riku shook his head in confusion as the girl reached over the blade and wrapped her hands around Riku’s hands.
Riku: O-oh my god. That Sue just gave me rabies.
Now both of them were holding the weapon that was pushing slightly into the girl’s chest.

Sora had been watching. He didn’t like how she was acting. Was that even Najilia? He couldn’t be sure, but what was she doing?
Kairi: Being mysterious and Sue-ish. LUR.

“Najilia!” Sora yelled. Riku’s eyes widened. That smile, that voice, how could he not have noticed?
Riku: Because everyone is a nitwit in Sue fics. UH-DUR.
Before he could react, she pulled the Soul Eater into her own chest, piercing her heart. Her smile never faltered.
All: OMG SHE'S SO BADASS AND COOL!!

She held tight onto Riku’s hands.
Riku: Let go before I punch you in the boob.
He couldn’t move to pull the blade from her chest. A splotch of crimson formed on her cloak. Everyone watched, in silent shock as a small purple and black heart rose into the sky. She had just taken her own heart, and was still standing there smiling. What was she thinking?
Sora: I don't know, authoress. You tell us. I say this b***h is a little drama-queen.

Suddenly, a violet and black orb appeared. From it stepped a man in a cloak nearly identical to Najilia’s.

“Damn it girl!” The newcomer bellowed.
Kairi: "GURRRRLFRIEND!"
Najilia hurriedly wiped a tear that had crept down Riku’s cheek. He was looking down at her, bewildered. “I love you, Riku. I don’t need a heart to know that,” she whispered.
Riku: ......o-kayy. So you just got rid of it because you were bored?

The other man stormed over. He tugged Riku’s hands off of the blade that still protruded from her chest. He ripped the blade from Najilia and threw it across the room. She winced slightly, and Riku jumped to help her him kill her. The cloaked man slammed Riku into the nearby wall with a mere wave of his hand.

The man grabbed Najilia’s arm, tugging her close to him. He leaned close to her face, which was still half-hidden by her cloak. “Do you understand what you have done?” He growled, “You’re going to die, Najilia. You’ve killed yourself! Would you like to tell me why?” He hissed at her.
All: YES!!! *they all high-five proudly*

“Now, Xemnas,
Riku: CHRIST, she knows XEMNAS?
Kairi and Sora: *facepalm* I thought you’d be cleverer than that,” Najilia grinned, “I am in such a state of emotion, upon seeing Riku, that when I die I’m not going to forget that. I’m going to remember what it’s like to love him when I become a Nobody.
Sora: ...who else smells that HUGE stain of Seu in that last sentence? Nobody? ROFL!
Kairi: ...egh...
I’ll be just like you, remembering what it’s like to have a heart.”

More ******** bullshit angst.

Kairi walked over and knelt next to Riku. She placed her hand on his shoulder, and looked at Sora sadly. This was still her friend. She didn’t like to see him hurt, but his smile still confused her.

“Riku, why are you smiling?” Kairi asked softly.

“She’s alive, and Maleficent was wrong,” He said Riku: on the verge of tears. proudly. He jumped up, and looked to Sora, “I’m going to find her. I know for a fact that she’s out there now, and I’ve got to find her, Sora.” Riku’s eyes held that same old determination that made Riku who he was.
Sora: ....I GUESS LAST NIGHT MEANT NOTHING TO YOU, HUH?
Riku: No! Sora! It's not what you think!
Kairi: ...*takes notes*

Sora nodded understandingly, “I’ll help you.” Riku was rather shocked, he hadn’t expected that.

“What about Kairi?” Riku asked.
Kairi: She rid herself of the misery of being in this fanfic and died.

“I’m sending her to my friends, Leon and Yuffie. Aerith might be there, too. I can trust them. I know she’ll be alright.”

“Sora?”

“Yeah, Riku?”

Riku: "Wanna make-out?"
Sora: "....hell yes."
Kairi: .......... 8D

“Thanks.”

Sora clasped his hands behind his head and grinned, “Anything you say, buddy. But will you tell me what’s going on?’

Riku’s eyes dulled. He turned away and shook his head lightly. Sora looked over at Kairi. She nodded, “I’ll get to your friends.” Sora smiled, and hugged her. Riku looked on with a tinge of jealousy; he wished he could hold Naj in his arms. Riku: That way, he could easily strangle her.

Riku and Sora waved goodbye to Kairi, and set off on their way. Sora didn’t know what he was getting himself into, and it didn’t look like Riku was going to help him out with it.

Riku: ...is... is it over...?
Kairi: ...for now...
Sora: *clutches pillow and whimpers*

...TA-DA. biggrin

Blegh. This fic is still nasty, and she finally drops the RikuKairi bomb, but... ah well.


For the first time in a while Sora was scared.
Sora: Hey guys! I finally found out a way to ignore those ugly kissing scenes! *big grin*
Kairi: Well, that's a relief, I think AntiSora is tired of this story.
AS: *nuzzles Sora's ankles*
Riku: *edgy* How the hell is he still here if you're here?
Sora: Well, this fic is illogical, so we decided that this could be illogical, too.

“What do you mean this isn’t going to work?” He leaned forward to her.

She smiled at him. “This isn’t going to work in the position that we were in. It would have been awkward.”
Riku: I disagree. When Sora's on my lap, I get free butt access.

Sora let out his relief in a small laugh. She looked at him in confusion. “What did you think I was talking about?”

He smiled at her. “I thought you didn’t think that this, us, was going to work.”

She laughed. “No way, Sora. This is most definitely going to work, at least for a long time, anyway.”

“Good. I don’t want to let you go, Chasity.”
Sora: *sighs* Well, it's nice to know I'm still as corny as ever.

She smiled and grabbed his hand, pulling him to her. She laid down behind him and beckoned him to follow her on top. He didn’t fail. He leaned down and kissed her. She smiled against his lips before responding in kind. Her hands started behind his head and dragged down his back. She was only vaguely conscious of his hands on either side of her head so that he wouldn’t crush her. She let her fingers drag up his shirt and feel the soft skin underneath. She raised his shirt up to under his arms and then pulled up a few times to let him know what she was doing. He sat up and lifted his shirt up above his head and tossed it to the floor of his room and then went back down to kiss her, before rolling them over so that she could be on top. She pulled up from him and looked down on him. It was then, she knew it would go all the way. She smiled and sat up. Her hands reached to the bottom of her shirt and began to lift it up.
Sora: *pounces on Riku and proceeds a hot make-out session*
Kairi: ...Well... It's certainly better than the fic...
AS: Well, I say...! *cleans off monacle*

“SORA, CHASITY!! I CAN’T SLEEP!! I’M GOING OUT FOR A WHILE!!!” Sora’s mom was loud when she wanted to be.
Kairi: *edges away from Riku and Sora* Well, Sora's mom is still the best character in the badfic, even if she leaves at the worst times.

Chasity let go of her shirt and looked at the door.

Sora looked at the door, thinking about what to say.

“OKAY, MOM!! I’LL SEE YOU LATER!” Sora had taken a deep breath before saying that and Chasity went up a bit and was left smiling.

“OKAY! BEHAVE YOURSELVES!” With that, they heard the front door slam shut.
AS: *sighs* It seems as if this 'authoress' likes to abuse the poor shift key.

“Does she really need to slam the door?” Sora groaned and then looked back at Chasity who was smiling sweetly at him.

“What are you smiling about?” He looked at her with suspicious eyes.

“Oh, nothing. Just thinking about what you look like without the rest of your clothes on.” Her smile grew when she placed her hands on the top of his pants.
Kairi: ...*looks from the fic, to Riku and Sora* Well. It looks like we'll see Sora nakid either way. *shudders*

He smiled back at her. “I think I should find out what you look like without your shirt. He sat up and grabbed the bottom of her shirt, pulling it up and over her head.
AS: *starts laughing all over again*

He pulled back and looked down. Her breasts were being held in a black demi bra that he didn’t remember buying. “You’re beautiful.”
Kairi: Ahh! No! *covers eyes* Ewewewew...

She smiled back at him and leaned up to kiss him. Her hands lifted up into his hair, entangling her fingers in the soft, spikes. His arms wrapped around her waist, bringing her closer to him. He deepened the kiss and vaguely heard something in the background.

Chasity pulled away and looked at Sora’s door. “Sora, what’s that?”

He had to blink for a few seconds before actually hearing the jingle of the doorbell. “It’s the doorbell. Someone’s here.” He got off the bed and buckled his belt, grabbing a nearby shirt. She followed suit, grabbing her shirt and putting it on. Sora turned around to face her. “Is this how it’s always going to be? We’re never going to be able to do anything.” He gave a frustrated sigh and glared at the floor.

AS: *raises monocle to eye* Hm, I beg your pardon, but I do believe he is not hormonally driven. *curt nod*
Kairi: ...*nudges Riku* You two can stop now.
Riku: *grins and stares at Sora* Good idea, Sora.
Sora: ...Give me my shirt back, pervert!

She gave him a sympathetic look and walked over to him, grabbing his arm. “Don’t worry. It’ll happen when the time is right.”
Sora: ...I'm 15. Why would I want to have sex?
Riku: Age never stopped you before.

He smiled at her and she returned it, happily. “Come on, Sora. Let’s go see who disturbed us.”

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The two walked down the stairs and towards the door. When they opened it, they were greeted with an alarming sight.

Chasity and Sora looked at each other and then at their guests.

“Hey, Sora, Chasity!! Guess what! We have videos!!!” Selphie pushed past Sora and Chasity, followed by Wakka, Tidus, and Kairi. The last one to enter was Riku. He walked in silently. Sora watched him walked away and turned back to Chasity who was still staring at Riku. Sora was a little surprised when he noted that she wasn’t really staring at him, she was glaring at him.

“Gee, Chasity. If looks could kill...” Sora said with amusement, closing the door behind his friends. She turned and smiled at him.
Sora: Gee Jolly Gosh! Teehee!
Kairi: ...*scoots away*
AS: *rolling on the ground, laughing his head off*
Riku: For the record, he's still creepy.

“I know, it’s just... I don’t know what it is. I’m just not getting a great vibe from him right now. His darkness is exceeding. Let’s hope it doesn’t get the better of him.” She glanced at Riku, before looking sad at Sora.

Sora furrowed his eyebrows and grabbed her arm, dragging her to the kitchen. “What do you mean it’s exceeding? Is he going to get swallowed into the darkness again?”

Chasity stared at him square in the eye. “If he doesn’t ground himself soon, he might. Kairi might be able to save him. Other than that, he will have to save himself. Be his friend, let him know you care.”
Kairi: *sputter* What? Are you kidding, I can't save Riku from the darkness.
Riku: *shudders* Nor do I want you to...
Sora: *huffs and crosses his arms* I was the one who saved him in the first place...
AS: *laughing, as usual*

Sora watched her as she listed out possible methods of keeping him around. “How do you know so much about this?”

She closed her eyes and put her hands on a nearby counter. “Ansem.”

He didn’t like what he was hearing. “Ansem?”

“Ansem’s report. You found 10 pages. There are 13. On the thirteenth report, he says that the heart casts off the flesh, but the body disappears. The heart changes into a heartless, but not the body. In that sense, there is another ‘you’ somewhere else. It is an ‘in-between existence’ and it’s residents are named ‘the non-existent ones.’ It is a forgotten place. His friends need to stop him from getting there.”
Riku: ...Does she mean a 'nobody'?
Sora: *raises eyebrow* What? How can Riku do that to himself?
Kairi: *squints* Oh! I get it. I bet she thinks that Riku is just naturally dark, and that he wasn't posessed by Ansem.
AS: My good lady, that does not explain he taking his own heart.

Sora watched her for a few seconds before hearing Selphie yell to him. “We are having a long talk later. Very long. There were a few things that you haven’t mentioned.”

Chasity nodded to him and followed him out to the other teens in the living room. Tidus and Selphie occupied one loveseat, Riku, Kairi, and Wakka sat on the couch and so Chasity and Sora fell onto a loveseat across from Tidus and Selphie.

“Our first movie is The Rocky Horror Picture Show.” Everyone laughed except Chasity. “Um... what’s The Rocky Horror Picture Show?” Sora smiled at her. “You will find out.” He put his arm around her and pulled her onto him as lied down.
Kairi: You 'lied down'? Who'd you lie down to?
Riku: He was telling the carpet that he was actually in-canon
She fell into his embrace as his arms around her tightened, binding her to him. The others watched them. Three of the viewers had smiles on their face, happy that Sora was happy. Two of them, however, watched in contempt.
Riku: Me? Please be me.
Kairi: And, of course, the other is me. Since I twuwe wuv Sowa! *rolls eyes

The movie started, quickly, though, and the people in the room turned their eyes toward Sora’s living room T.V.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

“That was one of the weirdest movies I have ever seen.” Chasity continued to watch the screen with her jaw a little dropped.

Selphie giggled. “Me too. It’s still cute, though.” She was rewarded with a firm nod from Chasity.

“I didn’t think it was cute.” Sora mumbled from behind Chasity. She turned in his arms and smiled at him. He kissed the top of her head and closed his eyes, letting her support him.

The room got quiet as everyone looked on. Riku and Kairi watched them, then turned to each other. Riku cleared his throat and got the desired response when Sora opened his eyes and turned quickly to him, catching the glare of his two friends. boyfriend and bestfriend.
Riku: Hold on, something's off about that sentence... *pulls out a sharpie*

The tension arose quickly, but was stopped when Selphie stood up suddenly, stretched, and declared that she had to go home to do chores. Wakka and Tidus followed her as she got the movie and made her exit without giving so much as a goodbye. Chasity stared at the door, before looking over at the other three in the room.

“We need to talk.” Riku sat up straight and crossed his legs. Kairi turned and sat on her hip, watching Chasity intently. Sora sighed and moved to sit up while his girl slid off his lap and crossed her legs, leaning back against the couch.
AS: *gags once again before snorting at the screen*
Kairi: *looks over at Sora*
Sora: He said 'bring on the mellow-drama.'

“So, Riku, where do you want to start?” Sora asked him up front, knowing the answer.
Riku: With the foreplay, naturally. I love your hot and bothered face.
Sora: ...*blushes*

“What are you and Chasity?”
Sora: Absolutely nothing.

Chasity’s POV:

“What are you and Chasity?”

I turned my head and glanced at Sora, before leaning up to get a full view of Riku. Sora looked at me and I felt compelled to give him the same stare. What were we? We never really did give it a title. It was just that we wanted to get to know each other. Sora turned back and looked at Riku. “Chasity and I are not together.” I reached over and took one of his hands in mine, letting him know that he had my support and that I would help defend us.
Riku: I'd hope you'd defend your relationship, otherwise you'd be completely worthless. Oh wait, you still are. Nevermind.

“You just met, Sora. How can you be together? You’ve known her for three whole days.” Kairi looked like she was begging him. She was a sweet girl and her heart was in the right place most of the time... just not now.
Sora: *hugs Kairi* You were always the sensible one.

“Sora and I have spent the last three days together from morning to midnight. We know each other pretty well, I think.” I tried reasoning with her.
Riku: *snorts* Yeah, and the years and years I've spent with Sora mean absolutely nothing?

“You can’t be together. You know each other? Three days, Chasity, three. You can’t know if you like him or not. It’s three ******** days!” Riku was on the edge of his seat as he yelled at me.
AS: ...I must say, I do enjoy this 'Riku' fellow.
Riku: *smug*

“Okay, Riku, if someone can’t like someone in three days how do you feel about me?” I tested the ground, hoping it would hold. It did.
Kairi: Woah, wait. Is that ground supposed to be metephorical?

Riku fell back against the sofa and looked in his lap for a few seconds, before looking back up at me.

“Does he know, Chasity? Does he know about the darkness that consumes you? Does he know that you’re heart is darker than mine ever was? Does he know that your heart truly calls out for someone like me?” Riku looked sad, but there wasn’t anything I could do about it, except answer his questions.

Riku: *facepalms* I don't have any darkness naturally in me. Goddamn, finish the game.

“Yes, no, and yes.” I looked up at the ceiling, thinking of the order he asked his questions. I nodded my head when I was done, satisfied with how I did.

Sora turned around and smiled at me. I was surprised. I would have thought he would let go of my hand or something far worse for the situation at hand. He raised his eyebrows at me and his face screamed out that we would talk about it later, after they left. I knew he wanted to know the no.

“How do you expect to last if you don’t even know how dark she is, Sora?” Riku was still at it with a new target.

“Give it up, Riku. You’re not going to change how I feel about her. Despite what everyone here might think, I happen to know that her heart is almost completely dark and I want to be here for her. I want to be here for her. I want to save her. I want her, Riku. I want her. You or anyone else isn’t taking her away from me.” "I'm so sorry, Riku. It's just that her 'Sue spell... I can't ignore it... she's gotten to me, Riku. I want you, but I can't because she's still living. Can you please kill her so that we can skip off to my room and have some make-up sex?

I was surprised that he said that. The repetition of some of the statements were only there to help persuade Riku and Kairi. I squeezed his hand, allowing him to know he had my support in those statements. I didn’t want to leave his side. We’ve known each other for three days and already it felt we knew each other for a lifetime. Riku was right, but only a little. You can’t know the depth of the feelings you have for a person in three days, but you can know that you do feel something for that person in three days. It takes a lifetime to know the depths, but as long as you’re willing to dive deeper, there’s nothing stopping you.
Riku: But I've known Sora for a lifetime, damnit! Why isn't he clinging onto me like that?!
Sora: *clings onto Riku*

Maybe that’s why the darkness is consuming me.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sora’s POV

Riku leaned up, again on the edge of the sofa. I hated what this was doing. He’s been my best friend for years and now I feel like I’m pushing him away over some random girl. The thing is that he pushed first as she’s not some random girl. I want to be with her. I told Riku the truth, not what he wanted to hear, something he wasn’t used to.
Riku: ...Sora acts on impusle, don't you think he's told me things I didn't want to hear before?
Sora: I agree with my first couple of thoughts. Why am I pushing him away for the rapist?

Riku was about to say something, but Kairi put a hand on his arm and gave him a look. That intrigued my curiosity. Why were they so interested in us if they were interested in each other? Maybe they didn’t know...
Kairi: *shudders* Ew.

I turned to look at Chasity. She was sitting there, calm as ever, staring at the couple I was staring at previously. I squeezed the hand that she still held in her lap and she looked over at me and smiled. I smiled back and then leaned into kiss her cheek.

“Did you just see what I saw?” I whispered in her ear. I felt her head nod and I pulled back. We gave each other a mischievous smile and then turned back the guests. The next few days were going to be interesting for those two.

“Hey guys, it’s late afternoon and my mom’s been out since noon which means she’ll be back for dinner. How about we continue this later? Tomorrow night, we’ll go out to eat, all four of us, then head out to the other island and camp out. It’ll be awesome since we haven’t been able to see each other a lot and it can get everything out of the way.” I suggested, not sure if they will take the bait. If they did, great. If they didn’t, then nothing will ever have the chance to be even close to how they were...
Sora: Not like I'd want it to, because then my two best buddies will kick me out and I'll be left alone with the 'Sue. ...Don't do it!

I wanted Riku and Kairi together, but I didn’t want them to know that I helped give them that extra push. If they got together, they would butt out of our relationship. It seemed logical in my head, of course, I should have realized... Anything logical in my head, is truly illogical.
AS: I do believe Sora is also not that conceited. *nods before laughing out loud once again*
Riku: *shifts uncomfortably*

I turned to Chasity. I just said she would come to the island with us without asking her. Figures, I already feel like I’m making all her decisions for her. It would suck if I became an over controlling boyfriend who decided what they’re girlfriends wore and who they knew. Then again, I did help pick out her clothes. I wonder how she feels about that. She smiled at me and squeezed my hand, nodding her head in the affirmative. I guess she didn’t think it was too bad.

I turned back to the other people in the house. They were discussing it in their quiet voices. I could only make out sounds, but nothing genuine. When I saw Kairi shake her head up and down, I knew it was a positive. Thank goodness. It takes persuading out. If I had to do that, then they’d know something.

Riku turned his head to me and slowly nodded. “Alright. We’ll go. I want to know everything while we’re there, though. I want to know everything from how you two realized that you liked each other to how much of the darkness really consumes you.”
Sora: ...Well, I do have an Antiform... *pets AS*
Riku: *looks between the two* I bet you keep him on a leash.
AS: *hisses at Riku*

He glared at me, before standing up and making his way to the door. He seemed okay with the plan, but not the people. Figures. He was always like that. It was great unless it was by someone else’s rules and then he would either begrudgingly go along with it or flat out refuse everything. He’s gone to the point of being downright mean, though. Thank goodness he wasn’t being that way now.
Kairi: You're making Riku out as a spoiled brat. *cringe*

If only I could do something, anything, that would satisfy him. He’s my best friend, but should I feel this bad about finally doing something I want to do? Why is it always on his terms? I want this. I will have this.
Riku: *snerk* You want to have 'this'? Does 'this' translate into rough sex?
Sora: ...Yes.
Kairi: *sits inbetween them* No sex in the theater.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kairi’s POV

I watched as Riku walked out the door and felt kind of bad for him.
Riku: I feel 'kinda' bad for me, too.

Because of what’s been going on with Sora and Chasity, I don’t really like Sora that way anymore. It’s obvious he doesn’t want me, though I still don’t know why. Everyone thought we would get together, even the duck and dog. What were their names? Donald and Goofy. They were weird. Riku once told me, after him and Sora got back, that the two animals were trying to take our places. We spent the night on the island talking about it. We both came to the conclusion that they were there to help Sora, not take over our places. For a while though, the way he would talk about them, kind of made Riku and me jealous. He talked of their adventures and the people they met, the kind, Tarzan, Aladdin, everyone... It made us sad. When he realized what it did to us, he stopped. We never talked about it again.
Sora: Right, so... I try not to hurt your feelings, but I get together with some random girl I met three days ago, and refuse to drop her for my best friends?
Riku: *hums 'Twillight Zone' theme*

During his adventures, I always thought of him and what he was doing. I didn’t really care about anyone. Talk about a one track mind. I know that throughout his journey he thought of me, but there was always something else, urging him on that had nothing to do with me and everything to do with Riku. For a while, I wondered if they were more than just best friends. When Sora and Riku came back, we all fell back into place and the two seemed to just be best friends again. I was glad nothing had changed. No one wanted to make a mess of everything, so certain subjects remained ignored. The subject of who Sora would be with was one of those subjects.
Sora: ...So, is the authoress hinting that I'm gay? She might be better than I thought.
Riku: Almost makes you forget about little-miss-perfect, huh?

Now, I know there’s nothing going on between them. Sora’s totally head over heels for Chasity and Riku’s very much attracted to her. I wonder why. She’s nothing special. She’s just new. I was new once. Now, they’ve all but forgotten about me. It will be no different with her. Sora and Riku can be real immature and can act very young. When a child gets a new toy for Christmas, he will play with it until he gets a new toy. When the new toy becomes old or another toy comes into the picture, the new toy is forgotten. It’s a neverending circle for kids. Riku and Sora can act like kids a lot of the times. The question really lies in – are they going to treat people the way they treat their toys.
Kairi: *smiles* Fic!me... you're my favorite character in this nightmare.
Riku: *chuckles* Strange, we keep throwing away the girls as if they were old toys, but we never treat each other like that.

I got up and told the two good bye and that I would see them tomorrow. I would, but the rest of the day will be for me. I walked the path that Riku walked to leave Sora’s home. When I reached the door, I opened and closed a little too hard. Sorry, Sora. I raced down the steps as I saw Riku walking away.

“Hey, Riku, wait up!” I called out after him. He stopped and turned to me. We gave each other a sad smile, before I offered my arm. We both had the same thoughts... everything will be okay in due time. “Walk me home?”

He nodded and grasped my hand, giving me a gentle pull. His hands were rough because of all fights he’d been in. They felt good to my smooth hands. It didn’t matter how good his hands felt though, I was more than happy to go where he went.
Kairi: I changed my mind.

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Riku’s POV

I walked Kairi home, slowly. It was only mid-afternoon so it wasn’t like either of us had anywhere to be. Her hand was small. They were a lot smaller than mine, anyway. Her purple nails peeked out of our hands. I smiled down. It matched her old skirt/short thing. I never know what to call it... But it matched that. I suppose it looked good with her hair color. Not many people had natural red hair, but the shade of red she had looked incredible with light purple. They went together beautifully. I should probably tell her. It’s not like Sora tells her things anymore, now that I think about it. He never really did.
Riku: It's not natural to have silver hair, either. Or to have spiky hair that defies the laws of gravity.

We made it to her house twice as long as how it usually takes us. It seemed like it went by too quick though. We reached her doorstep and stood there for a few seconds. “Would you like to come in?” She was staring at the ground with a slight blush erupting from her cheeks. It was cute. I nodded and followed her as she silently entered her house. Her adopted father was mayor of the island, so it was a huge house, complete with pillars in the front and a fountain in the back. Her real father, Ansem, was finally gone. In the beginning, after I came back, things were a little bit tense between Kairi and me. Her father had taken over my body and used me in the worst ways. Granted, it was my own fault, but it still caused a light rift. Soon, that rift turned to an even stronger friendship. Now, we’re closer than ever and as I thought back to the blush on her cheeks, I realized just how closer that friendship has become...
Kairi: *dry heaving*
AS: *scoots away from Kairi and sniffles in discust*
Riku: When was Ansem Kairi's father?!
Sora: *shudders*

We walked to the living room where her father bought all these huge fluffy white couches with matching pillows. It was all very incredible and something to be impressed by. Then again, as many times as Sora and I have been here, I’m not that impressed. I just ran to the couch, spun in mid- air, and landed comfortably on my favorite spot. It was one of those spots where even if her parents sat there, they’d be like, “hey, this is Riku’s spot.” I guess that shows how many times Sora and I have been over... Then again, we’re over all the time at each other’s house. Well, we were.

I’m still upset about him and Chasity for two reasons. I miss him and I want her to have steamy sex with him. It’s pretty obvious that I’m not going to get her to have steamy sex, but I could still be friends with Sora. Best friends depending on how tomorrow goes. If it doesn’t go well, then I don’t know what’s going to happen. I suppose that we’ll just be friend, not best friends. I hope it doesn’t come down to that.
Kairi: ...You love to edit things, don't you, Riku?
Riku: *coughs and hides the marker in his pocket*

Though, I don’t know what I’m going to do about Chasity. It’s not fair to sit here in Kairi’s living room while she’s sporting a major blush over me splayed out on her couch and think of Chasity and Sora. It wasn’t fair to her, it wasn’t fair to them, and it wasn’t fair to me. I want to enjoy my time here. As I looked at Kairi giggling at my acrobatic skills, I realized just how beautiful she really is. Her whole face was lit up and the light from one of the upper windows showed the sun shining through, hitting her hair just right to make the red a bit lighter. All in all, I had never seen her more attractive. Her giggles settled down when she realized I was staring. She settled down and stared back at me. After a few seconds of eye to eye contact, the blush grew to her neck. It was really pretty. She sauntered over to sit next to me. This is going to be interesting.
Kairi: ...I feel like throwing up.
Riku: Agh, I'm going to have nightmares of Kairi for weeks.

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Chasity POV:
This was the only part worth sharing, mostly because it's the ending of this nightmare

“Hey.”
Kairi: Oh, thank God. I never get together with Riku.
AS: I shall be taking my leave now, good chaps. *bows*
Sora: ...*shifts in his chair and starts whining* Riku...?
Riku: Hm?
Sora: Could you carry me home? This fic raped me so hard, I don't think I can stand properly.

Finally the end of the badfic. D':

-raises hand- Ooh, ooh! I know this one! xD;

I don't even think Sora was ever in that fic. D': It was like a bad mix of Riku and Roxas.

Ooh, go read Frozenlioness' Advent Calender. ^^ 23 chapters of RikuSora fluff.

Then read 'Twas the Night'. x3 It's such a cute Christmas Ficcy.

...-sighs- I have nothing else to spork. D': What am I supposed to do in my spare time?