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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:44 pm

lol yeah sasuke would wants a son but if it's a girl he'll have to deal with whats a period lol. Sakura would have craveings when shes pregnant. I agree with AngelWarrior1100 and rubystarkiki those thinks could happen! ^.^

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:41 pm

Daughter: -comes home with cup of ramen- Yay!
Sasuke: -walks up to daughter- whats that?
Daughter: umm..errr nothing -hides it behind back-
Sasuke: i..is that R...ramen? o.o -twitches-
Daughter: no.. its..its..
Sasuke: It is ramen dun lie to me! -tries to grab it-
Daughter: No.. i wanna eat it! -pulls its away and holds it high in air...-oops-slips from fingers and falls on Sasukes head- its hair now... -runs away-
Sasuke: -twitches more-
Sakura: -walks in- did you do something with your hair dear?

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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:41 am

I think it would be funny if Sakura started to eat the ramen too =^.^=
Sasuke would have like a total break down and have to see a therapist! rofl

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:01 pm

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I think it would be funny if Sakura started to eat the ramen too =^.^=
Sasuke would have like a total break down and have to see a therapist! rofl

i wonder what Sasuke would do if he had to see a theripist...........

Sasuke:NO!I'm not going to see a stupid theripist!!!!
Sakura:Sasuke,honey,please calm down stare
Sasuke:no!i will not go to that dumb person who's paid to just sit there and be an a** for an hour!
Sakura:honey,i told you that Ramen is just a food,its you're fault you hate it,and thats why you have to go see a theripist
Sasuke: eek dont say that!ramen is a disgrace to the Uchiha Clan!
Sakura:why did you think that youre going to a theripist?
Sasuke:i thought you hated me crying
Sakura:*sigh* here we go again stare

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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:57 pm

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I think it would be funny if Sakura started to eat the ramen too =^.^=
Sasuke would have like a total break down and have to see a therapist! rofl

i wonder what Sasuke would do if he had to see a theripist...........

Sasuke:NO!I'm not going to see a stupid theripist!!!!
Sakura:Sasuke,honey,please calm down stare
Sasuke:no!i will not go to that dumb person who's paid to just sit there and be an a** for an hour!
Sakura:honey,i told you that Ramen is just a food,its you're fault you hate it,and thats why you have to go see a theripist
Sasuke: eek dont say that!ramen is a disgrace to the Uchiha Clan!
Sakura:why did you think that youre going to a theripist?
Sasuke:i thought you hated me crying
Sakura:*sigh* here we go again stare

thats too funny!!! xd
eek Ooooooooooo, what if the therapist was Itachi eek .......that would probably have Sasuke in a worse state then he was in before!

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:25 pm

Cacatoot little people running around ohh Noez surprised

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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:17 pm

Sasuke: I can't believe I have to see that theripist.....
Secretary: Mr.Uchila? The doctory will see you know <3
Sasuke: Okay, thanks -still complaining- Geeze, who is this guy anyw-- -opens door to revel the theripist is...- ITACHI?!
Itachi: Ah, Sasukie-kun. Please come take a seat <3
Sasuke: NOOOOO! -attempts to jump out window- I WON'T LETT YOU BRAINWASH ME!!!
Itachi: -sighs- If I'm still sane after this session, it'll be a miricile.

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:45 am

At the therapist:

Itachi: So, you hate ramen?
Sasuke: As much as a hate YOU.
Itachi: (scribbles doodles on clipboard) And how do you feel about that?
Sasuke: Angry, you (@)#U%)(!#%)(!!!!
Itachi: You are acting like a petulant child, Sasuke.
Sasuke: Because you're INFURIATING!
Itachi: Aw, does weetle Sasooke haff a pwobwy-wobwy about wamen?
Sasuke: scream STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD! I'm MARRIED, dammit!
Itachi: Foolish little brother. Perhaps I should try the hypnosis method. *goes Mangekyou*
Sasuke: *Out like a light for about a week*
Sakura: Er, maybe you should've used tranquilizer?

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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:55 pm

LOL I can imagine Sasuke having a nightmare about ramen.....something on the lines of......

~Sasuke Dreaming~

Sasuke:No,no I will not eat the horror!
Daughters:but daddy...
Sasuke:NO! I say NO! I won't be driven to into it!
Sakura:but honey I'll leave you if you don't
Sasuke:O_O...y..you wouldn't..
Sakura:~ghostly voice~then eat it..
Sasuke:must...not.....give..in...
Sakura & Daughters:~ghostly voice~ramen is your friend..
Sasuke:no,no..
Sakura:~shoves ramen down his throat~
Sasuke:~he swallows it in fear of his life~
Sakura & Daughters:do you like it now????~puppy eyes~
Sasuke:hmmm..~thinks for a minute~.....well I guess....
Daughters:YES you admitted it, HAHAHA!!!!!!
Sasuke:NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

~Sasuke wakes up with everyone staring at him weirdly~

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:00 pm

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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:24 pm

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*at hospital*
Sakura: Shizune, get ready. We're gonna have a LOT of patients today.
Shizune: Wha-...why?
Sakura: Sasuke-kun bought a mini van.
Shizune: o.o....Oh s**t.
*doors slam open, a stretcher rolls in with people around it*
Gai: HANG ON, LEE!
Tenten: What happened, Lee?
Lee: T____T I-i-it came out of nowhere!
Sakura: Lee-san! *rushes over*
Lee: I was just walking down the r-road, and...and the THING....
Sakura: >> ...Was it blue?
Lee: Y-yes. ;.;
Sakura: >> Mmhm. Told you.
Shizune: I see. ._.

*at home*

Sakura: *sighs* ...You hit Lee, Akamaru, Yamato-san, three mailboxes, five trashcans, a cat, an ANBU, and Jiraiya and Kakashi!
Sasuke: *triumphant smirk* Yeah. I aimed for those two.
Sakura: gonk

I'M SORRY LEE! gonk heart I made Sasuke run over you! T.T

AKAMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!
He was such a cute doggy. crying
I will swear VENGANCE AGAINST SASUKE!
I will take that mini-van and............GIVE IT TO ITACHI!
HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM BANANAS!
^^

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:38 pm

XD.

Sasuke would probably be just like his dad. Thoguh hopefully give equal attention to all his children. That would a problem. One of his children might turn out weak, and he wouldn't pay attention to them.

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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:00 am

Gah! The crack! It pwns me like no other! blaugh

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:57 pm

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*at hospital*
Sakura: Shizune, get ready. We're gonna have a LOT of patients today.
Shizune: Wha-...why?
Sakura: Sasuke-kun bought a mini van.
Shizune: o.o....Oh s**t.
*doors slam open, a stretcher rolls in with people around it*
Gai: HANG ON, LEE!
Tenten: What happened, Lee?
Lee: T____T I-i-it came out of nowhere!
Sakura: Lee-san! *rushes over*
Lee: I was just walking down the r-road, and...and the THING....
Sakura: >> ...Was it blue?
Lee: Y-yes. ;.;
Sakura: >> Mmhm. Told you.
Shizune: I see. ._.

*at home*

Sakura: *sighs* ...You hit Lee, Akamaru, Yamato-san, three mailboxes, five trashcans, a cat, an ANBU, and Jiraiya and Kakashi!
Sasuke: *triumphant smirk* Yeah. I aimed for those two.
Sakura: gonk

I'M SORRY LEE! gonk heart I made Sasuke run over you! T.T

AKAMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!
He was such a cute doggy. crying
I will swear VENGANCE AGAINST SASUKE!
I will take that mini-van and............GIVE IT TO ITACHI!
HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM BANANAS!
^^

HE HIT KAKASHI AND JIRAIYA TOO! gonk ON PURPOSE! scream Let's give that van to Itachi! Ohh, I can see that!

Sasuke: -comes home teary eyed-
Sakura: Oh Sasuke-kun, what's the matter?
Sasuke: The mini-van's gone!
Sakura: -fake symothy- Ohh, that's terrible!
Inner Sakura: THAT'S BECAUSE I SOLD IT! CHA!
Sasuke: Yea, I wonder where it is...
Young son: -crawls in- Mommy solded it! ^_^
Sasuke: What?!
Sakura: I'm sorry honey, but it was for your and Konoha's own good!
Sasuke: Damn...I wonder who-
-Ding Dong-
Sakura: Coming! -opens doo-
Itachi: Hey Sasuke-kun! ^^
Sasuke: -angry- What the hell do you want?!
Itachi: Check out the new ride! -points to THE MINI-VAN!-
Sasuke: .....
Sakura: Itachi-san I'm sorry but I think you should lea--
Sasuke: -Pounces on Itachi-

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