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 Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:19 pm
Granted, but the space you are exploring is the vacant lot behind a fast food restaurant-- riveting!
I wish to be a super duper good looking woman.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:33 pm
Granted! But your super good looks wouldn't be able to hide your hideously, narcissistic attitude that lay beneath! blaugh
I wish for infinite wishes!
-->this game is hilarious! I love corrupting wishes! rofl
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:56 am
Wish granted 5 min later you are run over by a car
I wish for an island of my own.
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:54 am
Granted, but you are now Gilligan, and you are trapped forever in the world of a cheesy sitcom.
I wish for a nice cup of coffee.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:43 am
granted, but while driving to work you hit a pothole and spill the coffee all over your last clean uniform.
i wish my tax return would hurry up and get here.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 5:11 am
Granted but the federal gov. realized they made a mistake and your return is only $1.25.
I wish I didn't have to work today.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:11 am
granted, but you find out that you're permanently laid off due to your company moving to abu dhabi.
i wish i was a little bit taller... i wish i was a baller... rofl
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:02 am
Granted, and you also have a girl who looks good, but you don't call her, so she runs away with your brother.
I wish my date didn't get cancelled tonight.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:47 pm
Chaisami Granted, and you also have a girl who looks good, but you don't call her, so she runs away with your brother. I wish my date didn't get cancelled tonight. Granted but your date was to go to a Celine Dion concert-- your heart will go ON! I wish my boyfriend wasn't allergic to cats.
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:19 pm
Wish granted then you find out he is allergic to you.
I wish I could come up with the cure for cancer.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 1:48 am
granted, but your cure for cancer is a virus that mutates and turns people into mindless animals that have horrible reactions to sunlight. (yeah, i saw "i am legend", good movie.)
i wish i would hit the lottery jackpot.
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:29 am
Super Buick granted, but your cure for cancer is a virus that mutates and turns people into mindless animals that have horrible reactions to sunlight. (yeah, i saw "i am legend", good movie.) i wish i would hit the lottery jackpot. Granted, but due to unprecedented number of tickets with identical winning numbers your cut of the jackpot is $2.39 not even enough for this month's MC from Gaia--- awww sad I wish for a cardboard box- yay!
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 1:04 pm
granted. you get your cardboard box, but you also get roughly a million cockroaches tagging along with it. better call that pricey exterminator.
i wish i could quit smoking.
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:40 pm
Granted. However, you have turned to eating veggie bergers as your source of comfort, clogging your bowels with tofu. It's okay until you need to use the toilet.
Speaking of which, I wish I wasn't constipated.
It's very uncomfortable.
IEditYourWorld
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:40 am
Granted- but from forth your bowels springs a monster of unprecedented horror. As it claws out of your toilet and into the streets of Tokyo the screams of the Japanese will haunt you forever. Oh god, what have you unleashed!! Cursed laxatives-- curse them!
I wish I could afford a couch.
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