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 Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 11:32 am
She would have millions of punis who looked exactly like the Il Palazzo one to sort through before she found the one that she would molest.
If Excel were a character in a videogame, what would her special power be?
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 7:17 am
Super Hyper No-Holds-Barred Sans-Ritalin Explosion!
Or.... Byjou-Ken. You know, the one where she turned that guy into a cute kitty maid.
What if Hyatt could fight, other than trying to shoot people?
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:58 pm
Then she would kill as many people as times that she dies.
What if Koshi Rikdo gave Jhonen Vasquez permission to write and episode of Excel Saga.... Tee hee.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:15 am
then there would be jokes about insane robots, lots of blood, and incoherent babbling. In short it would be exactly the same.
what if Excel was turned into a videogame parody episode?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:44 pm
I would piddle on the floor from joy upon hearing the good news, get really embarrassed, and maybe have a botched, clumsy suicide attempt that would ruin the rest of my life. surprised
What if Exel was a psychiatrist?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 3:50 pm
Then the suicide rate of Japan would go up, drastically.... Sad...
What if They made the Excel theme into a rock song?
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 4:37 pm
Idiots who had no idea we pioneered the song would be singing it in our faces... wrong... and we'd correct them. Then they'd be n00bs and try to correct the correction, and we'd kill them.
What if Excel joined up with Key, Ilpalazzo, and those Mo-Hawk guys to make the coolest band ever? (Please no L' Arc En Ciel jokes.)
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 2:20 pm
...I would have a new musical obsession. And many, many people would sob with confusion, realizing that there was something lewd about the way Key played his guitar but having no idea whether to be offended or not.
What if Hyatt had uncontrollable bowel movements besides the whole blood squirting thing?
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:37 pm
She would die from diarhea (or how ever it is spelt)
What if noobs suddenly took over the obsession of excel saga, we die, and the world forever compares us to them?
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 2:01 pm
We would have no choice but to exterminate these noobs.
What if Excel's big toe became a main character?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 10:37 am
...I just can't see that changing how that show is very much... Compared to some of the other s**t on there, thats not really even that weird.... Hmmmmmm....
What if Excel had a 'fro?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 2:09 pm
Then she would be super powerful like Nabashine, Pedro, and Sandora.
What if Excel sang on American Idol?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 7:24 pm
...Then it would be Ilpalazzo's most genius move yet, as all the stupid people in the world who actually watch Idol would die of pain after hearing her voice.
What if Hyatt married Il palazzo and Exel had to be the bridesmaid?
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:11 pm
Oh dear... No.... No please... No! Please stop!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH, GET AWAY!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
What if Menchi actually turned our being a cat?
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 12:13 am
Then it wouldnt change the fact that she is the emergence food supply.
What if Across were real?
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