Do you find the lack of humor in the RPs of this site bothersome? |
I absolutely despise the sociopathic vaccum of this site! |
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It bugs me, but I can manage pretty well. |
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Never thought about it. (you actually can't choose this, because that means you totally missed the point of this forum). |
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No, I like violence. A lot. |
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:06 pm
Zort, having no sunglasses, makes a disgruntled hurrumph. He then starts climbing the mountain.
"Hey! There's a cave up here!" says the Zortinator.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:51 pm
Bleagwuh Zort, having no sunglasses, makes a disgruntled hurrumph. He then starts climbing the mountain. "Hey! There's a cave up here!" says the Zortinator. Hey! I see it too! Is it that darker splotch of darkness? *bumps into rock* Sorry!
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:23 pm
*Zort walks into the obviously visible cave, obviously fed up with Tye's lame 50's-sitcom type of humor*
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:47 pm
*grumbles a little*
50's probably sucked, not enough hippies, and beatniks have i had during the summer, unless they live in some mega-massively-cold region of existance, in which case they're just really cold.
*walks into the cave, and can't see anything*
This is like a hybrid motocycle!
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Bleagwuh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 8
Total: 16 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:12 pm
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu rolled 2 20-sided dice:
17, 20
Total: 37 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:29 pm
Tye, or whatever my person's name is, rolls the dice too, to see if he gets hit by a hybrid motorcycle or not.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:30 pm
Hell yes!
*gets hit hard by the motorcycle and maybe dies; that's up to the jury to decide*
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Bleagwuh rolled 2 20-sided dice:
14, 3
Total: 17 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:01 pm
he does he does he does he does...
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu rolled 1 20-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-20)
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:17 am
*takes 17 damage*
Oh no! I'm down to 4.7334 HP!
*gets raped*
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:17 am
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:21 pm
the rape backfired. *masturbated against will*
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu rolled 5 100-sided dice:
72, 85, 87, 95, 39
Total: 378 (5-500)
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:15 pm
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:17 pm
...378 damage*
The motorcycle dies.
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