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juujuu-otaku rolled 1 20-sided dice:
18
Total: 18 (1-20)
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 Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:17 pm
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BloodOnWhitePetals rolled 1 20-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:35 pm
Oh, so you were just waiting for God to strike me down domokun
BloodOnWhitePetals ghost attacks juujuu-otaku pitifully....
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:48 pm
I strike the ghost after enchanting it to hit ghosts *rolls own dice*
10+44=54 attack roll
8+49=57 damage to her
roll fort save or die.
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BloodOnWhitePetals rolled 1 20-sided dice:
11
Total: 11 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:33 pm
apocalyte I strike the ghost after enchanting it to hit ghosts *rolls own dice* 10+44=54 attack roll 8+49=57 damage to her roll fort save or die. Oh, so that's how you play, eh? 11 is pretty pitiful too.. I guess apocalyte gets off easy this time.... you don't wanna see my damage roll! *holds up +5 Bug Catching Net of Painful Owies*
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:47 pm
*holds up glowing sword, radiating with energy*
ATK (own dice)
51 atk roll
97 damage twisted
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 4:41 am
I want to attack the darkness...I think it tried to poke me! Meany!
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:10 am
DragonLich I want to attack the darkness...I think it tried to poke me! Meany! Beware!! For I am the queen of the lack of direct sunlight!!!
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:23 pm
Gasp...a queeny person...gasp again...shadows are not friendly they beat me up...*cries*
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 2:21 pm
Its ok, I'm just here too...... ah screw this...... I AM THE SHADOW KING HAHA!
*pokes dragonlich, then beats him up*
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shoyu rolled 1 20-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-20)
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 11:21 am
wait, wait, I've got an awesome joke, How many drow does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, and one to kill the other and take credit for it. I make a performance check to see if I was successfull. +11 bonus
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BloodOnWhitePetals rolled 1 20-sided dice:
12
Total: 12 (1-20)
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 11:11 pm
domokun roll for biting head off at +9 attack domokun
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:17 pm
No wonder some elves like halflings, thier heads reach up to thier crotchs
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:14 am
If you give them a flat-top you have a place to keep your beer.
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:46 pm
i think you would need 3 Drow to change a light bulb, the third being the preistess who decided to kill the second after comitting acts of peversion against him-ok pointless i know
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:28 pm
I have a joke:
A fighter, a wizard, and a rogue are headed for their gods' plains after death when the wizard asks the fighter,
"How did you die?"
"It was my fault really," he says, "I should have put more ranks in spot. You see, I was just walking along when a rogue started shooting at me from the bushes. I couldn't find him before I died, but a wizard came up afterwards. How'd you die?"
"It was my fault" he explains, "I should have put more ranks in knowledge(arcana). I shot a fireball at the rogue after you died, but got the distance wrong and I was burnt to death. Thankfully, there was another rogue who showed up before I died."
The wizard turns to the rogue and asks,
"how did you die?"
"Well it was my fault." he says sheepishly, "I should've put more ranks in hide..."
Too bad I don't need a subforum, I would've put more effort into that.
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