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seekingCylem rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:44 pm
Sascha Diasis: dual majoring in art and firearms.
Current Score: 47 + 2 = 49
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seekingCylem rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:45 pm
Oh my god I'm so sorry Malice.
Current Score: 49 + 2 = 51
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seekingCylem rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:46 pm
Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket or something.
Current Score: 51 + 4 = 55
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seekingCylem rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:47 pm
This is not how you paint someone like a French girl.
Current Score: 55 + 2 = 57
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seekingCylem rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:48 pm
Seriously, guy, I'm really ******** hungry and I've got Thai leftovers and about a hundred slices of pizza.
Current Score: 57 + 4 = 61
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seekingCylem rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:49 pm
I would think at this point Sascha would have turned his cannon on the audience. Nothing can stop him now.
Current Score: 61 + 4 = 65
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seekingCylem rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:50 pm
Eventually. EVENTUALLY Sascha's paint cannon died--not with an explosion, but with a steadily weakening stream, followed by a sputter and a wheeze. Sascha calmly hit the "OFF" switch on the machine, his reign of terror complete.
Final Score: 71
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blackbird cake rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-6)
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:09 pm
If Malice hadn't known any better, she might have thought he somehow had it in for her. Or maybe he did because he's wrecking her right now.
Points: 5
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blackbird cake rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:10 pm
There was absolutely no way they were going to be friends after this.
Somehow her canon jammed after a decent hit of blue in the midst of all the fire. Drenched in yellow, Malice got clocked straight in the head and fell over in a paint puddle. She lay there motionless.
Points: 5 + 6 = 11
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:12 pm
SASCHA TAKES SECOND! Malice takes third and NEEDS A TOWEL
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:25 pm
step aside. this mule needs a PAGE TOPPER.
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:27 pm
and she's prepared to scream all night to get one, if necessary.
so let's all sing together
it starts withhh one thing, I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:28 pm
keep that in mind, i designed this rhyme to explain in due time
alll ii knoooowww
time is a valuable thing watch it fly by as the pendulum swings watch it count down till the end of the day
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:29 pm
the clock ticks life away
it's sooo unnreaaal
didn't look out below watch the time go right out the window trying to hold on but you didn't even know i wasted it all just to watch you go
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 9:30 pm
i kept everything inside and even though i tried, it all fell apart what it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when ...
(rip purplebloods gold)
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