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 Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:46 pm
There was a long pause in which Chance waited with baited breath - and also registered dimly what Otto was saying, even as Rapunzel was crying over Flynn's prone body and -
"I," said Chance delicately. "am gonna ******** kill you."
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:47 pm
"Well, I mean, you could if you really wanted to." He murmured, idly curling his fingers in Chance's hair. "But I don't think the movie is over yet."
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:48 pm
He would have sulked, but the fingers in his hair were succeeding in placating him a smidgen (just a smidgen). Chance turned his attention back to the movie and settled back down.
"If he dies in the last two minutes of this movie, I swear..."
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:49 am
"I ain't seen you get so riled up before." Otto murmured in a pleased tone, even if his face gave away nothing. "I gotta make you watch Disney more often." "You know.." " To amuse me."
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:53 am
"That's because," said Chance with dignity (or a lack thereof), eyes fixated on the screen, "I'm really super invested in this ******** movie and you were the one who told me that Flynn dies at the end, and if he does then I'm totally gonna kill you because otherwise my entire life being told Disney movies were cheerful fluffy things will be a lie."
He didn't have his pillow anymore to hug, so Chance settled for just squishing the one he currently had his head on, fingers resting beside his face as he watched Rapunzel clutching Eugene.
"But I'm glad my getting riled up is so amusing, what am I, a puppy doing tricks?"
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:16 pm
"Yes." Otto confirmed, ruffling Chance's hair. "You wanna treat, boy?"
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:24 pm
Chance let out an inelegant snort, trying in vain to bat Otto's hand away. "It better be a really good treat," he mumbled, staring in rapt attention at the screen, where Rapunzel was wrapping her arms around her mother and father.
The music swelled, Flynn's voice over began, they were celebrating and then -
"Otto you ******** class="quote">bittiface
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:26 pm
" Hey," He began, as the credits began to play, "To be fair? I wasn't lying. He did die. He just got brought back to life by magic princess tears." Still, he was feeling very, very proud of himself for a Troll well done.
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:28 pm
"You are," said Chance, shifting and rolling so that instead of lying on his side he was on his back with his head in Otto's lap, looking up at him. "the worst I swear to ********> I totally thought he was just going to be dead this whole time thanks to you."
There was a pause, and then he added, a little grudgingly, "But it was a good movie, anyway, even with certain people. Flynn's hot for a Disney character."
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:31 pm
Otto smiled down at Chance, still looking quite smug and proud of himself. CHance had spent the majority of the movie anxiously waiting for Flynn to die. Hilarious. "Hey, you ain't even seen the other movies yet. Just cause the rest of the dudes in this film were old or disfigured.." He pinched Chance's nose closed. "So judgemental."
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:33 pm
Chance gave a little yelp of protest. "I'll just have to see more, then," he said, voice coming out a little nasally, thanks to Otto. He reached up a hand, fingers closing over his wrist to try and pry his fingers away from his nose.
"I'd be less judgmental if I hadn't almost had my entire life become a lie," Chance deadpanned.
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:36 pm
"See, this bratty attitude of yours would be solved by going the ******** to bed. Man child." Otto at least let go of the man's nose, for now. Though he wiggled his fingers over Chance's head. "I'll let you watch one more movie if you want. Only cause I'm hungry n' I don't wanna sleep yet neither."
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:38 pm
"I don't want to go the ******** to bed yet," said Chance indignantly sounding very much like a man child. He brightened visibly at the idea of another movie, however, and grinned up at Otto, eyes alight with mischief.
"Another!" he cheered, raising one hand into the air like a victory pose. "With snacks, right?"
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:40 pm
"Yes. With snacks. But you gotta get your fat a** offa my lap first."
Otto. The bestest, sweetest Not!Boyfriend a man could ask for.
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:42 pm
Chance's expression was one of mock offense.
"Only if I can have my pillow back when you return," he said with a snort, pushing himself vertical again. Chance wrapped a hand around the back of Otto's neck and kissed him soundly on the mouth before letting go and sitting up the rest of the way. He swung his legs over the side of the couch and stretched his arms up, trying to work out the kinks.
"Which movie next? Can I pick?" he asked, standing and padding over to the shelves.
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