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Pales rolled 1 100-sided dice:
100
Total: 100 (1-100)
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 Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:53 pm
Kettil was feeling rather clever just then as he zipped about hiding behind various things before eventually he managed to shake them off and get to where he needed to be. After he got there he bent over and panted a bit, his vest sliding slightly off his shoulder.
..Jack, this was a hard course to work with...
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Nio Love rolled 5 20-sided dice:
18, 1, 13, 19, 11
Total: 62 (5-100)
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:54 pm
Freya giggled when she saw Kettil hiding successfully, and started to make her run for it. She didn't get far, immediately gnawed on by.. a giant.. foxfire.. Well this place was all sorts of ******** up. She ran from the giant yipping fluffball, hiding under a teacup - only to be smashed down when it jumped on the cup and destroyed it. She squirmed out from under the broken cup and failed to dodge goop falling from the - was it slobbering on her??!?! This was ridiculous! She was so busy looking behind her, that she ran directly into a plate, shattering it with her body. She screeched as the glass bit into her skin, dropping onto a muffin blocking her path and rolling in the other direction to get away. The sound of foxfire yips stopped, and she looked up to see why. The end of the table loomed before her. Sweet, sweet freedom.Quote: 18. AACCK!! You've been caught and gnawed on by a foxfire! -10hp 1. Hide in an empty upturned cup until it is suddenly smashed under the harsh attack of a familiar bronze teapot ornament. Run away! -10hp 13. What is this mysterious goop someone just dropped?! -10 hp 19. Broken glass from shattering plates! -10 hp 11. Someone dropped a muffin that blocks your path! Looks like you'll have to find another route. This new route seems to lead you to the other end of the table! YOU MADE IT! ((10HP))
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Pales rolled 5 20-sided dice:
1, 11, 11, 7, 16
Total: 46 (5-100)
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:57 pm
Feeling a bit of paranoia thanks to the constant merry chases of the gnome he dove under a teacup at first and simply waited...Until it got smashed and some of the splinters of the smashed cup dove into his skin making ragged cuts.
Not exactly his brightest moment.
He decided to run for it once more his feet leading him forward after he'd recovered. Soon a muffin landed before him - an all too familiar sight by now. He stared at it before he trusted in the power of the muffin for it often brought him to safety. When he got to the end he stood there and looked around.
..Did she go on ahead of him? He saw no Freya in sight.
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santime rolled 5 20-sided dice:
5, 16, 13, 17, 13
Total: 64 (5-100)
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:08 pm
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS DERPINESS HAZ NO LIMITS
*LOVES NIO 4EVER*
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:24 pm
Freya made it to the edge of the table, feeling pretty damn good about finally making it - and maybe even beating Kettil to the..
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She walked up to the boil, standing there for Jack knows how long, and poked him right in the belly button. Then she jumped off the table, and fluttered her wings all the way down to the-
((exit))
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:28 pm
He let out a small sound as she poked his bellybutton, hands moving to protect it from further molestation. Kettil watched for a long moment and then followed after with a raised eyebrow. Unlike her he had to take an alternate way down.
Once at the bottom he'd resume his following of Freya.
(EXIT)
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santime rolled 1 100-sided dice:
64
Total: 64 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:09 pm
Eisheth knew exactly what was awaiting her on the table. She could almost predict the gnomes' replies, and the moment they will start chasing her; so she derped no more. The alchemist made a swift move hiding herself under the boarder of a huge plate, and waited till the herd of gnomes will run aside.
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santime rolled 5 20-sided dice:
7, 15, 16, 4, 16
Total: 58 (5-100)
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:11 pm
..and of course she failed. First, she slipped and fell down in the pile of butter again, having to eat out her exit; second, the noise she made attracted a gnome who caught her unready and succeeded stabbing Eisheth with a knife.
The alchemist tried to heal herself eating a deliciously looking cake, but it appeared to be a trick of some sort: the cake disappeared right from her mouth! And lastly, her attempt to climb on the dish's border to get a better view ended up as a miserable fail: she couldn't manage the balance and fell into the creamer that seriously damaged her favourite cape, skin, and even bones. Alas!
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Seussi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
73
Total: 73 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:29 am
Yep no, he wasn't even sticking around to have a chat with the gnomes and the hatter. He was just going for that oh so delightful maze and hoping that this time he would actually make it through unscathed.
Wishful thinking? Ya, probably.
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Seussi rolled 5 20-sided dice:
3, 8, 11, 5, 11
Total: 38 (5-100)
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:30 am
Alexander was moseying along, doing his thing, grabbing for cookies and feeling pretty good when he was suddenly picked up by a gnome.
Gnome was goin dooooowwwn!
((Next post for escape rolling))
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Seussi rolled 1 10-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:33 am
Alexander struggled, clawed, and attempted to bite, but the gnome just shook him and gave him a slap on the back of the head.
Grrrrrr....
HP: 40
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Seussi rolled 1 10-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:33 am
This time Alexander managed to sink his teeth in, and the gnome let him go with a howl of outrage.
Scrambling back along the maze paths, he found himself standing before a giant muffin. Wondering what fresh new hell this would bring upon him, he let out a long, loud sigh and crawled his way up and over.
TO FREEDOM?!?
HP:40
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:36 am
Alexander defies your cookies. Okay, maybe not this time. This time he decided to have a little nibble before he promptly passed out.
((Exit))
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AyeAvast rolled 1 100-sided dice:
87
Total: 87 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:56 pm
Finally the witch found herself at the bottom of a large table, too tall to be real with dissonant music playing above her. A frown plastered on her face stared up at the table, for she knew what was up there. A mad tea party. And most likely not a very good one. They probably have horrid tea.
But, a journey was a journey and she had come this far. Yet, a real predicament arose. For how was she to scale the table? She was a small thing with no real strength, always relying on weapons or objects. Which gave Belladonna an idea and spurred her to search around the nearby area for something to use. After what felt ages of searching she finally tripped over a toothpick, blessedly dry and unused looking. With a cackle she swung a leg over it and pretended it was a broom. Miraculously it worked and though the ride was jerky, the witch managed to float herself up high enough to land on the table.
Only to find a troop of jackdamned gnomes.
"Oh for Hecate's sake. I am not a trespasser-- Yes, I'm a student and-- No, I did--... No, yes actually you're right. I did kick you last week. But that's what you get for being lecherous." Belladonna frowned and dropped her toothpick turned broom to place her hands on her hips and glower at the party, but that did not seem to win her any favors... In fact, they all looked far worse, far angrier...
"It was lovely chatting with you byeeeee!" And then she was off, darting between tea cups and saucers, jumping over spoons and doing her best to avoid the gnomes. No way she was letting them catch her now!
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AyeAvast rolled 5 20-sided dice:
7, 13, 8, 11, 16
Total: 55 (5-100)
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:59 pm
And just like that, the entire table above the witch burst into movement. Not one to waste time, she jumped up from her hiding spot and darted across a biscuit. Except that it wasn't a biscuit at all and definitely a slab of butter. And that it totally tripped her and Belladonna fell face forward into the melty substance. A whine escaped her and she swallowed a mouthful and sat up, absolutely refusing to eat any more. Already she could feel how awful it made her feel, completely undiluted. But there was really no time to tarry as she took one more big gulp and found herself free.
Immediately free from the butter she tripped and landed in... Something. With a stomach full of butter she decided it would be best not to figure out what the substance was and instead just keep going. Except as she hopped up to once more begin a mad dash, a stubby hand wrapped around her.
"Oh goodie. The one I kicked. This day just keeps getting better and better."
HP: 50-20= 30
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