=> [MIRACLE ELIXIR] A parcel arrives ... (Aftermath!)

[Sugi Kawakita]

HP: 16/20

As the screeching faded, Pyre's stomach settled, and she opened her eyes to Alifax's outstretched hand. "...Thank you, sir." She took it and hauled herself to her feet, trying to do it entirely on her own, without putting any weight on him. She stumbled a bit as she stood up, narrowly avoiding a heavy swing by one of the bot-maids. She swung around with a snarl, trying to pistol-whip the robot with one of her derringers.

Derringers aren't really made for pistol-whipping.

Pyre dealt 1 damage

 

[Galaxa13]

17/20

What in the world? They came with brooms? In her shock Khanda failed to get out of the way. Thrown to the side she slammed into another troll and crumpled to the ground, choking and coughing on basement dust. How disgusting! Eyes stinging she haphazardly flailed her whip in the direction of the robots. She couldn't see anything! Rubbing at her face she promised vengeance on that stupid blueblood! How dare his contraptions toss her around like that!

Khanda did 3 damage!

 

[Tiarana]

ah yeah finished the last one just in time for the next one

Hogfather HP: 37/40
The Hogfather did x damage.

 

[purplerosesbeauty]

HP: 17/20

Eostre just manages to dodge the maids and their brooms, thankfully. Some other kids probably got a good knock to their heads. Eostre reaches to punch one of the robots, and makes a small dent.

Well, it's something.

Eostre does 1 damage.

 

[Tiarana]

Tiarana

ah yeah finished the last one just in time for the next one

Hogfather HP: 37/40
The Hogfather did x damage.

and totally forgot to roll o-oops



When the screeching was gone, LaRoce took the opportunity to look around, carefully avoiding any too-long glimpse of the robots' hypnotic eyes. The Hogfather was smack between him and the battle, and it didn't look like anyone would be getting past the lusus anytime soon, even if the robots were wailing on him with those brooms. The robots were kind of...sparking by now, wires hanging out of them, looking a little bit damaged from the beating sustained at the hands of a horde of merciless children. How much would a robot maid be worth...? A good question, but not as good as all the sweet loot on the table he'd been heading for in the first place! Calipers, flasks, Bunsen burners! Science! It...didn't actually seem to be worth that much, now that he looked at it. LaRoce had seen what this troll's mysterious liquids did to trolls. He didn't much want to find out what any of the assorted solutions on the table were for.

Shrugging, he turned to watch the battle, peering around the Hogfather's massive bulk. And promptly became hypnotized by the robots again.

Meanwhile, the Hogfather made an exceedingly easy-to-hit target, but his high threshold for pain meant he didn't really care.

Hogfather HP: 34/40
The Hogfather did 3 damage.

 

[kamileunaire]

response to boss

zeffer does a barrel roll but gets smacked

hp: 18/20

zeffer did 6 damage  

[Roadkill]

Sensing that something was amiss, Thalia lept backward and over the small trolls. Oh yes, the meatshield plan-- it actually worked! Shoving those tiny bodies in front of his own had saved him from a face full of broom and hurt.

Like a ninja out of one of those terrible animated shows, Thalia disappeared into the dust-- only to reappear behind one of the robot maids! A quick thrust and he stabbed it right in its back! Score for Thalia!

17/20 HP
[ Double damage for this attack! ]

Thalia did 4 damage!

 

[quite uneventful]

HP: 16/20 ( 20 - 4 = 16 )

Right before she hit them— RIGHT BEFORE she hit them, they came up with brooms and hit her square in the chest, knocking her out of breath.

And she felt like she actually could hit hard this time!

Vremea did 0 damage.  

[Sugi Kawakita]

HP: 16/20

"Calm down. Quit being such a feral brat, and calm down." Pyruet took a deep breath, held it, and exhaled, nostrils flaring as she kept her eyes trained on the maid that had swung at her, and promptly caught a broom to the back of the head. No sooner had she whirled around to counter-attack when the other one took a swing at her. They alternated attacks a couple more times before she composed herself enough to draw a second gun and put a bullet into each of the robots' mouths, the reports echoing in the small basement.

Pyruet dealt 6 damage

 

[Roadkill]

Thalia's totally suave backstab was followed up by absolutely nothing. Thalia was stunned at his own skill. So stunned, in fact, that he just stood there dumbfounded by his own amazingness. Wow, that was cool. It was so cool that anything that tried to follow it just wouldn't be as cool. It was better to savor this moment, yes.

17/20 HP

Thalia did 0 damage!

 

[saedusk]

It was a surprise when the catbots suddenly started moving again, and Aprife braced for the worst, expecting a retaliation. As soon as they pulled out their weapons, though... he dropped his guard. Brooms, pfff. That, if nothing else, had him letting out a short, quick laugh. But it didn't last long.

The two maids ended up on either side before he could blink, and a rain of bristly swats found his head. Good think Bumbs had taken to the sky sometime before, when the fighting got a little too crazy for him. Maybe he did have a little extra padding in all those dreads, too, but it still hurt and he was still keen to make a break for it as soon as he could. Not without spinning on one of his assailants, of course, taking a swing at its horns.

18/20 HP

Aprife did 6 damage.

 

[quite uneventful]

HP: 16/20 ( 16 )

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER yeah....

Vremea did 5 damage.  

[melona-pan]

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Byakko glanced around her- they were all making rather good time. The kittymaids visibly seemed to be toiling, at any rate. Sucking in a deep breath of air, she darted out to swipe at one with her spiked club.


HP: 19/20
Military Grade Kanabō +1 to roll
Damage done this round: 4
Damage taken this round: 1

 

[Sugi Kawakita]

HP: 16/20

Pyruet forced her way out of the two-sided barrage the robots were subjecting her to, and flipped open a derringer to replace the bullet she spent. One of the bots surged at her, but she was pretty much expecting exactly that, and quickly drew a second firearm, firing a round into the robot's right eye. It stumbled back, seemingly reacting to the damage, and she hastily finished reloading both weapons.

Pyruet dealt 3 damage

 

[kamileunaire]

farks

hp: 18/20

zeffer did 0 dmags