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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:29 am


Jezebel scuttled off the table to go find a steak.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:31 am


Allan shifted to look at Saliva, just in time for the jello cube to hit Noah square on the back. The weapon glowered, rubbed his back, and glared right back at Jezebel. He knew what she was up to and he'd get her back... somehow.

"Well, those are very complex questions. But I think especially for a new weapon, you should talk to them more. Why do you feel they treat you like dirt?" Allan let go of Roar and Jerry enough to fully address all three of them. "Kindness goes both ways, if you do not respect them, then your weapon has no reason to respect you in return. Sometimes its hard, sometimes things don't always work out the way you want them to, but in return I believe in you and your Hunter and that means trust both ways and respecting each other's choices. When you are out in the battlefield fighting for your life, the bond you have with each other will determine how strong you are in the end. A weak bond will equal a weak weapon, and you will never grow stronger yourself and you will only be forgotten and lonely again. Working with each other is hard, but not impossible."

Noah continued to make weird faces at Jezebel and then when he thought Allan was not looking, angle his fingers in a rather vulgar Halloween-based sign, something equal to 'Your mother grew you from a warty squash'.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:41 am


Roar laughed outright, glancing to the worm with raised eyebrow-like muscles before throwing an arm around Jerry's shoulders, "Oh, on the battlefield, things is different. Guy's got a good head when it comes to gettin' the job done an' pointin' me in the right direction. It's the rest of the time he needs help with. If anything, that's why I'm here, boss." If anyone had earned Alpha Wolf status in the weapon's mind, it was the wonderful balance of ludicrous and effective that was the Sun Lead. No need to try to bite and dethrone him, he knew full well he'd be beheaded in an instant and a Japanese theme song, and approved of the fact. That didn't mean the man knew what was best for Jerry.

He might not wear a leotard, but the unfortunate little man sometimes just needed a good shouting at.

Jerry could only give a miserable 'help me' sort of expression as he allowed himself to be manhandled.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:58 am


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The rainbow this man was spewing made her pout, and at the end, she scrunched up her nose as she thought about it, then brought her small fists up, and then stomped the ground. Saliva was having a tantrum. "Ohhhh!! But I don't want tooooooooo! How can I be kind to someone who keeps telling me to shut up, won't listen to me, and freaks out when I go near him?! I can't just bash him over the head and tie him to a chair!"

She then stilled, and her eyes got a bit bigger as she looked up to Allan. "Can I?"

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:35 pm


There were happy dragon noises when Nid clamped his jaws down on the bouncy gelatin cube, teeth snapping shut on the treat as it got crushed and mashed into delicious bits and pieces.

Someone was clearly pleased as the golemed chainsaw began rolling on the cafeteria floor.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:28 pm


Dis knew who Allan was, but that didn't mean he cared in the slightest. Noah belonged to Allan? Obviously that just meant that one moron needed another. Still, the worry for Marcus kept the vampire from soliciting to said sun lead instead going to a rather plump morsel talking of what was to Dis, bondage.

"Maybe sweetblood, you need a little more of an indirect approach. If your hunter is fussing, I have found it helps to placate them with little... rewards. Bits of knowledge. Perhaps a soothing song they enjoy. A reminder of something pleasant. He fears you? Then my dear perhaps you need to show him why he should not. Beating and bondage require a bit more trust than something as simple as a touch. Fresh out of box tends to scare our humans I think." He smiled, running his fingers to her shoulder.

"By the way scrumptious, I do not think we have been introduced. I am Desidero."

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:45 pm


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"You want me to sing him a lullaby? He's not a egg. I SUPPOSE I could maybe linger near him until he calms his tail down. I don't think I know of any ways to treat a human. Didn't exactly get teach that back home." She said with a smile. Learning to make a human NOT fear you was something she wasn't too familiar with, and when got fussy, she just wanted to shout at him and appreciate her for what she was. A proud, beautiful ghoul that he should have dropped down and bowed to instead of calling her all types of rude names.

The arm around her made her raise a eyebrow, and the short woman looked up at him before setting a hand on her hip. "Well Desidero, I'm Saliva, and we haven't met." She looked to the hand on her shoulder before looking back up at him. "Is there something I can help you with?"
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:50 pm


Chuckling, the vampire smirked. "Humans... are strange at times. Music is soothing to them provided it's the right kind. As for lingering? That is what I am having to do with my Marcus a bit. He's used to me, just not me with a body, as temporary as it is."

Reaching down, he held up her hand, kissing it lightly. "A pleasure Saliva. And yes and no. I just would like to... enjoy some company for a while is all." His tone shifted at the term, hinting that no, he was not thinking something so innocent as 'hanging out'.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:57 pm


Saliva reached out with her other hand and patted his cheek. " Honey, you couldn't handle all of this. I'd break you in a minute. Grow some meat on your bones and maybe we'll talk." He was, while pretty, very tall and thin, making him look far too fragile for her to play with. A harem was nice, and the attention was something she certainly missed, but, honestly, she could do better. She had boils falling for her back in her day, and she wasn't about to drop standards now.

"Though you might not get much luck around here. Some of these ghoulies look like they have broomsticks up their butt." She gave a hearty laugh as she looked around at the other creatures that seemed to be free. "But if you want any other type of fun, I'd be happy to hear it."
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:04 pm


Laughter rippled up as she shot him down. "How refreshing. Perhaps next time I can have my Marcus ask them to give me a little larger of a frame for your enjoyment. You have a look about you my dear Saliva, that leads me to think you take only what you desire." He smiled, pulling back.

"But you speak the truth. The ghouls and boils here, a bit jumpy when it comes to getting some attentions lavished upon them. I am having fun with-" He looked at the bits of jello that had falling on his shoulders, brushing them off, "-with whatever becomes available. As of this moment it is apparently wasting food and trying to gain the favor of a very lovely looking lady, but as that has failed, I am thinking to go and look for someone new, see if I can't get a bit of blood for my efforts. My versions of fun are not... universal sadly."


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:25 pm


"If you can make a request, tell him that. Then we can hang out sometime." Of course she could ask her hunter for modifications, but there was no point changing perfect. It would be nice to have a nice weapon social like this more often, and she hoped this was a common practice they could partake in every few days.

"How about we plan a date for next time? You, Me, and whatever non-universal interests you are into. I hope the blood means you can hold your own in a fight. If not, don't go looking for my hunter. He is a half-pint at best." She removed her hand from his gentleman's hold and adjusted her hat on her head.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:02 pm


Dakota and Chama had been wandering around the island, humoring the little Phoenix weapon as she found everything goddamn shiny enough to spark her interest and stick it in their shared room.

Once she had collected enough items, she had offered them all to Dakota with a bright smile and the words of.."For my mate!" Which of course prompted the hunter to get the ******** out of the room before he had to answer her.

Which then she had followed, and they had walked and then they were in front of the cafeteria and Chama had seen OTHER weapons and was like OH WE SHOULD GO SEE THEM.

"Ah...I don't know if this is a good idea..Chama." He looked at the weapon and sighed. Somewhere he was sure he saw jello flying. Maybe.

"Nonsense! I want to see all my companions! Brothers in arms. Whatever we wish to call each other." Chama cooed as she looked around. There wasn't a weapon she recognized.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:27 am


It was a good thing that Roar was willing to listen to Allan. Jordan breathed a sigh of relief. He'd watched the interaction between Jerry and his weapon with growing alarm, and had begun to think that he really would have to ask Ferros to intervene again until the arrival of the Sun lead.

Ferros growled quietly at the introduction of jello cubes and belligerent weapons to the conversation. He'd had enough of this room and enough of these people; he stalked towards the exit, his tail held stiffly with offended dignity.
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