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[Entering - Ennéa is a 7ft tall male cyclops]

Ennéa blinked and then blinked again. Reaching up with one giant meaty hand to rub at her eye. "Huh?" She stared at her hands and flexed her huge fingers, each were almost as big around as her forearm in her normal body. She was tall too, towering over most everyone else gathered in the clearing.

You happy you're not a fly monster? Baraz piped up, amused at her discomfiture.

"I guess?" Ennéa said dubiously. She then whispered quietly, "Baraz, I think I'm male." And indeed, aside from a raggedy loin cloth covering her neithers, her golem was a bare-chested mass of bulky muscle.

Baraz snickered.

Ennéa made a face at him and then grimaced, feeling at her face. "And I have only one eye, great." She had thought her vision seemed odd. "How do you stand this? I have almost no peripheral vision."

Baraz's wings rustled in her mind and Ennéa as a fleeting mental image of the ahriman's single slit-pupiled eyeHey, I'll have you know I have excellent vision. He then added in a slightly kinder tone. It's not so bad, you'll get used to it.

"I hope so." Ennéa sighed and lumbered forward, picking up a red cape and a trapping relic. Thankfully, the cape fit her oversized golem well enough. She wrapped the red cloth tighter around her, feeling self-conscious in only a loin cloth.

Smiling innocently up at Ryan when Wilson was unable to help out, she nestled down into his arms again. "Yep." She replied to Wilson, gripping his arm as he adjusted his hold on her, just so she didn't fall. "Heh heh..yeah, with my balance, I would most likely fall face first into the ground."

Her gaze shifted to Tedan as he spoke. "Apparently. I guess it would make sense for us to have to use these golems here." Though, she preferred they get to choose what their golems look like. This one..was ridiculous. Kat merely smiled and flipped another bird at Dakota and Ryan as they 'oo'd and awed' over them. She may be small, but she could surely make Dakota come crumbling down, and have Ryan fall after.

The fallen angel golem appeared to be Robert. Jordan tried not to be irritated about having to look up much further than usual at his friend; his annoyance muted, however, when he saw the expression on Robert's face. "Hey, man," he said, and left it at that.

[ Bix is a 7.5' Bride of Frankenstein ]

"Ivan? Okay.." Bix had apparently not been paying attention but he was still sort of feeling himself up, gauging his proportions. He'd already judged his voice and he was talking in a slightly higher falsetto, but not too high. His golem was much too big for a super girly voice.

You need a name too. Not too bizarre, you are only a patchwork. How about Elsa?
That's like an old lady's name.
But it's slightly ethnic.. something a mad scientist with lady issues might name someone.
Are you sure? Not like Elvyra or anything?
You aren't slutty enough. She giggled.

"Mina is insisting that I'm called Elsa. So. ummm I guess I'm Elsa now." He tapped a lip, unknowingly rouged as if by a funeral director.

Otto watched with a furrowed brow as the big guy lumbered over. His face transitioned slowly into one of disgust as he leaned in and seemed to stare at himself with the aid of Otto's latex dress.

His lip curled, fists balling tightly and knuckles turning pale against his dark skin.

"Do that again? And yer goddamn little gnome is gettn' a football sized punt, ya get me?"

"Ding ding~. We have a winner." Candace chuckled, giving him another kiss on the cheek in reward and relaxed off the smaller female golem'd man. Damn, why was she so tall? He nearly fell over and Candace reached out to steady and catch him, looking down to see the man was wearing..stiletto heels. Seriously? Why did he get the cute golem? Not fair. "Nice shoes. I'm quite relieved you don't know how to stand in heels like this." No really. She felt better seeing him fall than seeing him not fall.

You actually...considered it? Candace coughed. No, don't put words in my head. Atropos chuckled and would have rolled her eyes if she had them. It was nice not having her completely abuse her head.

Candace draped an arm across Jerry's shoulder and grinned again. "Of course I spotted you, darlin'. I'd like to think I know your voice in a crowd." But at the mention of a certain doctor her hand lightly squeezed Jerry's shoulder and her expression fell a bit...distant. "Why yes..he does, doesn't he." Candace murmured, leaning down to brush her lips against Jerry's temple with a content little purr. Interesting was an understatement. "You look very pretty. Be glad you don't have a stupid piece of paper stuck to your face like I do. I think I'm a zombie of some kind. I'll have to thank H for at least giving me a female golem this time...and then punch him for making me six feel tall with a what the hell is this thing augh." She swatted at it again.

If you're what I think you are you need to stop doing that. It'll kill your golem. Candace blinked. Really? ********. She'd just...try to ignore it. "You look fine." Candace assured Deryk, smiling. "It was a joke. I make them sometimes. Enjoy~."

"Do that again? And yer goddamn little gnome is gettn' a football sized punt, ya get me?" Oh my god. No way.

"Is Robert a gnome again?!" Candace suddenly stepped away to look around for the tell-tale gnome in question, only finding the succubus with Otto's voice beside someone else.

Candace promptly burst out laughing, her arms around her middle and her shoulders shaking. Otto! Otto was a tiny slut! Ahahaha! "You poor sucker!"

((Male || 3 ft || Igor))

Dark, sunken in eyes blinked once with a slow nod of acknowledgement before turning away. Elsa was actually a very nice name and suitable for such a well endowed golem as Bixs' was..."Shounds good." Peeking up at him, Minerva had to force herself not to stare enviously at the boobs he toyed around with.

Who knew zombies, undeads, and all of these monstrous things were given such...assets. Such wonderful assets.

Blythe hummed innocently.

...Uh...



Clapping her hands quietly beneath the thin strands of black hair, Minnie attempted to bite at her lip out of idle habit (or to distract herself from Blythe's awkward remark); left gaping when all she could manage was a quick gumming. "Oh my god..." She breathed, cupping her cheeks in each palm. A shudder nearly sent her tumbling onto her side.

"Bix...Bix....am I missing all of my teeth?!" Oh my god that would just be horrible! Opening her mouth wide, Minnie turned her head this way and then that before looking at the man--woman expectantly!