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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
94
Total: 94 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:39 pm
 Christof fought the urge to aim directly AT the fire demon, but maybe a nice explosion and she'd get the hint? BOOM!
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:42 pm
Was Riley surprised to see Mot step up to be the first to grab a paintball gun and call for a pull? Not even in the slightest. That boil and his guns..
And Willow and Danny looked like they were stopping by for the first time today, as well. Yes, the cannon idea was working. Christof, you are brilliant. Look how well this is working. She coo'd happily.
As soon as Malodore requested to play, she let the plague doctor go, but not without a parting brush against it's beak with her face. Of course you can play, and we will destroy that box for you later, precious.
Everyone should play! She announced, trying to gather up more attention. And everyone should take a plushie. She grabbed a few, and literally began throwing them at people. You get a plushie, you get a plushie, everybody gets a plushie!
... Only then, did she realize she was throwing Andeon plushies. WHO THE JACK MADE ANDEON PLUSHIES?!
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:43 pm
Willow watched as the cannon fired and the cat flew out of it. Her eyes grew wide, ohhh so that's what they were doing. The ghost looked at the paint guns and picked on up herself, "I.. uh hope you don't mind that I try."
The cannon fire had seemed to draw a lot of boils and ghouls all of a sudden, the tigress was trying to remind herself she was going to try not to turn all shy all off a sudden.
As she watched the others and waited for when she'd be allowed to try the ghoul was trying to learn observe how others did this. The best way to learn sometimes was by watching after all.
When it was her turn she gave a smile at Christof before readying herself and doing what the others had been doing...
PULL!
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Bilious rolled 1 12-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:43 pm
 Christof flushed as Malodore approached, giving a short wave. He tilted the cannon just a bit, if only to give the Plague Doctor SOME sort of chance... BOOM!
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:44 pm
Malodore reflexively caught the plushie, then tilted its head at it. "This is a terrible likeness," it objected. "You should be throwing these, not the cats. And then fire your publicist."
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:44 pm
"Hey, hey, who the hell's firing cannons--" Roch called as he raced up to the booth, "and didn't invite me over to watch, first? Jack damn!" he said in awe. "Is that a cannon cat plushie he's blowing up? Man, how'd I not see this earlier!!"
Clearly the punk boil was super happy to be at one of Riley's booths again. He kept telling himself that he needed to sign up for Fitness club, too, but things got hectic.
PULL!
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Bittiface rolled 1 20-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-20)
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:44 pm
Mot's grin dropped into a more contemplative expression, tilting his hat upward so he would be able to make a proper shot.
...Bang!
Mot lifted the paintball gun, quickly, eyeing the flying plush cat with an eagles eye. He took a shot in mid flight.
The bullet barely grazed the plush by a hairs width. So close! Mot tsked to himself and lowered his weapon. "Need more practice."
A Riley plushie then knocked him in the hat, tilting his hat back forward over his eyes. Mot turned to see the Riley doll tumble to the ground. Not one to turn down a gift, Mot picked up the adorable plush. placing it atop his hat.
Riley Plush was King of the Hat.
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Sosiqui rolled 1 12-sided dice:
11
Total: 11 (1-12)
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:45 pm
Oh! Malodore quickly put the ill-made plushie to one side and grabbed the paintball gun. It hadn't played in the Fitness Club Vs. NAP Club match, so it didn't have as much practice...
... the recoil nearly knocked it over. Bother.
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chiickadee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
14
Total: 14 (1-100)
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:46 pm
No sooner had she spoken than had Christof pulled the trigger on the cannon, and a cat came flinging at her at full speed. Okay, maybe it was quite a few feet over her head, with no chance of hitting her, but it certainly felt like the patchy was aiming at her. Not that Danny noticed.
"Oh! Oh! I'm supposed to hit that?" Danny looked down at her gun. Well this wouldn't do. She would completely miss with a bullet that small!
Unfortunately for her, the cannon cat was already half way over her head and getting closer and closer to the ground! Her head went a little woozy and she let out a fire-filled sneeze before registering that she was supposed to do something.
With no time left to lose, Danny looked at the gun and then chucked it straight at the cannon cat.
Yes, she did just throw the entire gun.
Of course, the cannon cat was just inches from the ground by this time, so she completely missed. Still, the gun made a nice clinging noise as it hit the ground and fell to pieces. She may have just broken the paintball gun, but boy was it satisfying!
Danny turned back to Christof and Riley and said, "Look! I did it!" She was so proud of her handiwork. She picked up one of each of the dolls sitting on the table and stuffed them in her various pockets with the Christof doll. She put the Riley doll next to the Christof one. Somehow it seemed fitting. She let out another cascade of sneezes, singing the tips of a strand of hair. She promptly put it out, but muttered an "oops" to herself.
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Bilious rolled 1 20-sided dice:
20
Total: 20 (1-20)
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:49 pm
Th-thank you Mistress! Christof was positively beaming, stuffing the canon with cats over and over in his excitement. She... she had called him BRILLIANT! Not just clever, not just useful, but.. but... The hunchback was soaring. As were the Screamy Babies. Who would hit one? BOOM!
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:51 pm
Oh this was a glorious sight indeed. While Riley stood with Mal, Jericho watched, grinning as the canon was fired again and again. It had already attracted several people, and it was amusing to see them attempt to shoot the plushies.
Hearing Danny's question, he frowned and looked over at her.
"No you can't keep the gun," he said, "It's property of the fitness cl--"
Then she had to chuck the gun, shattering it. The dragon stared at the shards on the ground in disbelief. Twitching slightly, he turned towards the flame demon with the flames of rage obvious in his eyes.
"Just... What. In the Jacking world. Gave you the idea. To THROW AND BREAK OUR ******** GUN!?"" he shouted, getting louder as he progressed.
Was he pissed? Yes. Did he look like he was about to try and punch Danny's face in since breathing fire most likely wouldn't do a thing? Yes.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:52 pm
Willow caught the plush toy looking at it, curiously. Oh these were interesting. Her tail flickered, "Thank you ma'am." She directed to Riley while watching as the hunchback fired cannon cat after cannon cat into the air.
She was thinking about how she probably should've had more practice with stuff like this than just trying to have beginners luck. Such things seemed to only work well once in a while. As some of the others seemed to have missed from what she noticed she was starting to get a little worried.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:53 pm
So many cannons flying in the air, but so far, not a single hit. And Malodore looked about ready to topple over. She hopped off her chair, walking by Mot and looking pleased that she'd thrown him a Riley plushie instead of an Andeon one, since he was now wearing it proudly on his hat - and didn't that look precious!. She stopped behind Malodore, and wrapped her arms around it.
Do you want to try again? I can help support you. Blatant excuses for cuddling, I tell you. Blatant.
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Bilious rolled 1 10-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-10)
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:55 pm
 The hunchback glanced at the timid Tiger Ghoul... She really looked rubbish with a gun. He tried his best to give her a nice arcing trajectory to aim at... BOOM!
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:56 pm
Curiosity, pure and simple, drew the Deep One over to the source of the resounding boom that had echoed through the festival area only moments ago. What in Jack's name was going on? Ys was over like a shot to find out for herself. What she found absolutely delighted her. So many tentacled plushies! "Hee, jussst look at thessse!" Her enchantment was evident both in her voice and expression as she caught a little Cannon Cthulhu someone had thrown and snuggled it into the crook of her arm before adding a few other different plushies for company.
She remembered the Mindflayer as the well-received Pumpkin King from the prom and addressed her with a touch of shyness. "Thank you, Riley. I hope you do well getting votess!" This was accompanied by a toothy grin as she pointed to herself and continued, "I am Ys, by the way. I will cccertainly remember you for the councccil." Besides the fact that the display here was completely memorable, Ys admired the Illithid with something approaching hero worship.
Seeing the others taking part in this crazy shooting game, she took up a gun of her own, following their examples and readied a shot for one of the silly Cannon Cat plushies. Well, she was pretty sure they were plushies...
PULL!
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