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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:56 am
@Cideon; I wouldn't know about a good Red Shirt, all I remembered was that slapping a red shirt on someone was marking them for execution in 10. . . xD
@Anon; Normally I would help by posting a link to a kitty being cute, or a picture of my a*****e (his name is Felix, but he earned himself the nickname, even if he is adorable), but perhaps just the offer to do something so ludicrous will be enough to help you!
...No? Damn. Didn't think so. Excuse me while I retreat to my Bat Cave to plot. Or research a cure. Something like that.
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:34 am
@Sin; ...picture... of... your a*****e? whut. YOU WON'T SEND ME THESE THINGS BUT YOU WILL SEND HER? DIVORCE.
@Anon; feel betterrrr.
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:38 am
*Reads own Jack/R post* If this were some funny anime, Jack would have probably held up Sokar's paws in his as if to bond the wolf to him. And then someone butts in with loud yelling, or some nose bleeding because of the odd coupling that could possibly form in their head.
Jack: For one, I am not into beastiality. Two, I am not that way. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but my preferences, if I had to choose, would be the female body. Clarified? Good. SO STOP PUTTING IDEAS IN PEOPLE'S HEADS!
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:18 am
Sokar: I too prefer those of the female persuasion. But, it has been a long time. *suddenly starts humping Jack's leg* >D
Me: OMG, WTF?!?! NAD WOLF, BAD! *whaps at Sokar with a rolled up newspaper*
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:25 am
@Lies; I knew someone would do that, but just to clairfy, a*****e is the nickname for my orange fluff of a kitty.
See, the reason we call him a*****e is because he's an a*****e. I would walk down the hallway from my room to the kitchen, no I won't tell you what I was doing in there, and out of nowhere, an orange blur would zip by, narrowly missing my step and almost causing me to topple. Felix struck again. I would be laying down on the couch and trying to nap, with one leg over the edge. Suddenly, I would feel chunks of flesh rent from my poor leg. My lil' a*****e struck again. Not only that, but there was a potted shrub next to my computer, right in front of the window. Whenever I was at the computer, my companion (even though he was an a*****e) would loyal sit, wrapped around the shrub. Attacking the dangly bits every now and again, of course. The redeeming factor for him though was whenever you got him on a rug, like the one in front of the garage door, he would become the loviest, cutest thing ever. He'd start rolling around all sprawled out and asking to have his stomach scratched, and he'd roll around some more, then he'd nudge up against me.
Then as soon as I got him off the carpet, boom, a*****e mode engaged.
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:09 am
Jack: *Shakes leg frantically* G-GET OFF! I DON'T CARE HOW LONG ITS BEEN, DON'T MARK MY LEG AS SOMETHING TO RELIEVE YOURSELF WITH!
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:51 am
@Sin; roflcopter. i'm currently in a house full of cats. there's like 4 of them. little balls of energy and deviousness. They are stalking me. I know it. One sat behind me on the back of the couch and just STARED at me... the other sat on the other side of a pile of presents and stared me down... they want me dead, the question is - are they strong enough to take me down? NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. > biggrin
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:24 pm
New PS3 - hello to not having a life? ._.
@Scribbled: Cat n** distraction while you escape? XD
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:34 pm
w00t first two seasons of psych on DVD
say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:06 pm
@Lies; See, what you do is first, you get your battle garb ready. You dress up as shrubbery, then you systematically lure them one by one into various rooms, pitfalls and traps. Then, atop their adorable meows, you stand victorious. Then you let them out, because the meows are far too adorable, and they maul you.
@Syn; PS2 is better in my opinion. Which I got. Which I am now playing all but non-stop. FFX+Blitzball=win. <3
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:36 pm
okay... now to post. xd
and then commissioned for post styles:
diva - 1 me - 1 mari - (x3) Ai - 1
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:42 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:59 pm
@Sin: Haha, have that too but PS3 has it's perks. :3 Nice! I'm playing FFXIII whee
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:08 pm
ffxiii was amazing
never played it but I watched the whole thing
best.movie.ever
on another note YAY FOR CRAZY ASMODA
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:10 pm
Haha, so far it's fantastic. XD You watched it? Bahahaha, I've done that before (with other games), it's still entertaining actually.
Who doesn't love crazy? :3
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