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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:51 pm

The girl brought a finger to her chin, thinking for a second.... anti-zombie and natural disaster? That sounded... "Perfect!" She chimed! That would be exactly what she wanted. Well, she wasn't the kind to care much about zombies, but twenty locks and her own personal air? She would be in heaven...underground. Oxymoron, much? It didn't mater to her. She put her hand inside her sleeve and took out a small pink wallet from it. She then proceed to fill in the already signed check. It wasn't like it was her money after all. "I will take the small room right now. As for the other one, the... resident, isn't on the island yet. I was simply sent ahead to make sure everything would be ready for when she arrives." Well, she hadn't been sent per say. She had simply took the initiative, thinking that the people of Nirvani would appreciate the gesture to not have to deal with her directly. "Are you a school student? You look like a school student. Are you going here? I'm going to attend starting next week. How is it? Is there a lot of people? What about the teachers? Are they good teachers? Is there a library? I love libraries. How easy is it to find erotic explicit literature here? I hope it's not to hard. I wouldn't want to have to order everything through Internet... Oh, I'm Alanis, by way. If you are a student, I suppose we'll be seeing each other." What? It wasn't because she was a lovely well mannered girl that she didn't enjoy her erotica! It was like a romance novel but... so much.. deeper! In both ways...

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:19 pm

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Holly blushed very lightly. All of those questions, it reminded her of someone.. someone she wanted to get close to! Probably just a coincidence. Like that Frederick kid who came in trying to bust the illegal chinese child prostitute ring that he somehow assumed they had going with the chinese mafia. Holly just nodded at the room part. "Yes I go here, the school is small, only one teacher and he doesn't seem too bright, there isn't a library yet, but I heard the Cantata's have a library so you can probably ask to borrow some of their books. Um uh, I don't know about erotic literature, but my sister does have a lot of dirty japanese comics. So um, if you ever come by here when she's around she can probably let you borrow some... Oh and um, I'm Holly." Well if the girl liked books she would be disappointed, unless she went to the Cantata's. The only thing close to a library that wasn't the Cantata's family library was Andy's room, but hentai (with the majority of it being futa) was probably not what she was looking for.

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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:10 pm

Alanis grabbed Holy's hand to shake it...very..very...slowly. She was too busy repeating in her head what Holly had just said! No Library? How could she.. read? She needed a library! She had left most of her books at home! She had suppose that there would be at least a somewhat small library! Something big enough to give her enough reading material for two weeks, the time that her monthly shipment arrive to this island! She would... die. Simply! Oh, woe her who's fate unbeknown to many shall strip her of her being! Or something like that...

Wait... there was somethign else! This wasn't all... what had Holly said...Dirty Japanese Magazine? Nah.... She was called Holly? No, that wasn't important... what else.. what else! Oh... One teacher... "There's only one teacher? No, that's impossible... if there's only one teach that must mean that there isn't many students... and if there isn't many students that means that..." No... No way... There wasn't any boy! Or very few! There went her dream to find her prince charming in the middle of a deserted island who would bring her into fantastic adventure on the sea! That was unacceptable! She grabbed Holy by the collar (or at least the closest thign to a collar that wasn't a boob) and brought he closer. "Tell me there are boys! There's ought to be boys! Unless.... Ah!" She let go Holly, bringing her hand on her hearth and making a quick step away. She had a shocked expression on her face in disbelieve. No... That girl.. "You want to keep them all for you, is that it! No.. .my dream! My Prince! My knight! My prince and my knight who would make sweet passionate love to me in the middle of the wood under the bright moon light! At the same time! You... you stole them from me..." That was it. Her life was over. She should have known! So many books had told her to never trust a woman! A vile monster! She had been fooled! She should never had trusted Holly, her very best friend for life! She had... she had almost looked human! That's why she had trusted her... it must have been the lighting.

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:29 pm

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"What?!" Holly said in surprise. Yeah sure she was a known whore, but really! To assume such! "I'm not into high school boys!" If they weren't 25+ she wasn't interested. But this girl, she seemed like she might hang herself if there wasn't a boy or two around. Last thing she wanted was for someone to end up killing themselves in a room! She would have to tell people that if they ever want to rent it, and their business would either get worse or better. Really depended on how the people of Nirvani like the idea of a haunted hotel room... Hm, with people like Neil, Nora and Jose, this might actually be a good business plan. Get someone killed and rent it out as a haunted room for Fall!

"And of course there's boys! There's umm..." She didn't know many boys. But this girl looked.. desperate. Very desperate, as if she really needed a knight to ram his sword into her sheath! Erm, a knight and a prince to both ram their swords into her.. things. Okay she was weird as hell. "Zachery, he's an asian kid, but uh.. he's a whore so avoid him. Then there's Percy he's a blond guy, but he's kind of uh.. spaced out. Then there's Gino, another blond kid, but he's..." What the ******** was Gino? "..Italian." That's the only thing Holly knew of him. Where those the only high school boys in the entire island? Probably. "But if you like girls, we have tons of girls in this island. Like.. 80% of the class will probably be girls, and half of them are bisexual." That helps right? That's basically the same thing as a boy! Only without the parts that make guys far more desirable.

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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:00 pm

That was... reassuring. That there were boys, that is. Not that there were only three! Three boys... a whore, a spaced out and an italian... Hey! The could reenact all of the Hunchback of Notre-Dame! The Space out would be Quasimodo, the whore would be Phoebus and the Italian... would be that guy Esmeralda marries our of pity and that no one really remember the name. Sure, she would have to die at the end, but she would have had her goddamn romance, dammit! As for all the other girls in school? She would have to kill all the straight ones. Mercury in the water wane should be enough to do that... She only drank bottled water, so she wouldn't be affected! Oh wait... what if the boys drank that water. Damn, she would need to come up with an other plan, then!

She regain her stature and brushed her dress in order to remove any wrinkles that might have appear during her, very brief, panic moment. In only a moment, she was back to normal sweet and lovely Alanis. "I'm not really into girls... unless they are knights... Or maybe crossdresser! Yes, I would become friend with that person only to discover that she was a he and we would then elope to japan to live our forbidden love!" Okay, ooookaaaay. That was enough. Back to normal Alanis! "But, thankyou for the information. It is very appreciated Holly.

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:06 pm

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Oh god. She's going to think Andy's a boy like Cici did. Or probably end up being hitted on by that transvestite asian kid. "You should stop by the cafe. I hear everyone there's a boy, only uh crossdressing and such. Hell even the girls crossdress as boys..." This girl was so amusing and funny! Her long rants were just hilarious, if only she could read her mind. Know what other silly things she's thinking of. "And I heard they're doing a uhh... knight-ish theme soon..." She wanted to send this girl to be mocked by Cici and Andy, can you blame her? "And anytime Alanis!"

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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:35 pm

"A... Knight....theme?" Alanis could feel herself blushing as her body temperature went through the roof! No, no... She had to calm herself! Take a cold shower! Oh, who was she kidding! She would go there as soon as she could and probably spend hours looking at them from affar! Simply because there was no one she would be able to interact with them. That was a step she wasn't ready for yet. She wanted a possible romance, but the idea of actually working toward one was just frightening! She wasn't ready for sodomy yet! Or marriage. Because she would be married before having sodomy. That was the only way it could be romantic. "Well, I'll be heading for my room now. Oh... uh... Piece of advise... If you are the one working on the first... Put a turtle neck or a business suit... or a turtle neck under a business suit. Yes, that would be appropriate." On that, she left the main lobby to find her room.

//Exit Alanis//

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:38 pm

Kade's cheeks were still tear-stained when he went to the inn's main building with Kim, having a good hold on the other's arm. That was traumatizing! And kind of ho- no, no, no!! He wasn't a pervert! He was a fine, good, perfectly normal person! And that was that! He wasn't thinking on it anymore! Instead, he would look at the cute Chinese inn! Oh, he would love to have stayed here if he didn't already have a home. It was so kitsch! All the red and classic architecture~! He felt inspired just by walking inside! He smiled, cheered up with the cheesy art and ornaments. They were going to go eat together, too, him and Kim! Which was like a nice little date! They hadn't been on one in awhile.. That was another thing to be cheerful about. So, he pushed aside those thoughts of moments before and went with Kim to find a place to sit where they served the food.

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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:01 pm

Unlike Kade Yoakim wasn't traumatized the last bit. In fact, he thought that the little scenario with Keith and Conor had actually been very funny. Sure, they might have went further than what most people would have been able to do, but that's what made it all funny! Seeing Kade being flustered like that was a bonus. He had said it previously, but teasing Kade was something very fun to do. He was like a little puppy you would love to pick on. "Kade, stop looking so shocked. They were simply picking on you. You're too easy to pick on. They didn't seriously thought of doing that to you." Of course they did, but he wouldn't be telling him that. "As for them going at it... they're teenagers, they're having fun. Let them do what they want. They aren't hurting anyone." The he knew of. He led Kade toward the dinning room section of the inn. That was why they were there, after all. If it wasn't for the food, the blacksmith would have simply staid in the room reading a book or something while his brother and his friend where having sex. Like he cared. "I haven't eaten here since they changed owner... and decor... and well, basically everything. Think they only serves Chinese food?"

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:31 pm

Just kids having fun?! But – no, wait, Kade, that's the catholic school talking. He rolled his eyes at himself with a giggle – hey, even he had been going around with the boys when he was younger~! Though.. it was still a bit gross that they would exhibit it like that.. He didn't want to see it! Okay, maybe a little, if it was an older man with more muscles, like those guys at the beach~! Oh, he would love to see them doing something like that.. But, two, skinny teenage boys inside a dirty room, suggesting to.. tie him and gag him? But, no worries, Kim said it was only them teasing! They didn't really want to do that! He latched onto that idea happily, calming down even quicker than the cute décor could~! “Okay.. Okay, as long as they weren't, um, being honest, which I'd be fine with – um, not fine to do it, because I'm with you, but fine to hear it and ignore it, but then they did that and you thought that I thought you weren't.. yeah.. um..” None of that was working for Kade, so he switched topic over to the food as Kim asked.

“I hope not.. 'Cause I wanted something sweet, but I guess a fortune cookie is sweet too, you know. And those are fun to get the fortunes on! Oh, oh, and, and, one place had lemon chicken, which is like orange chicken but with lemons instead! It was nice~! I wonder if they serve that here? I only ever went to fast food places for Chinese, not that I go there a lot, but sometimes that's all you could do when you're rushing to work or class or something.. Then there's the lazy days.. But, I don't get those very often!” Gladice didn't make much Chinese food either, so he didn't get to try anything from the woman.. Hopefully this place would be more like a restaurant than a fast food joint, though. He sat down when they came across an open table, which wasn't very hard since it looked like barely anyone came in! Well, it was a cafe in a small town and it wasn't really lunchtime yet, so he guessed it was pretty quiet due to that.

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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:43 pm

Yoakim sat himself down with Kade. They weren't stealing any tables, considering that the restaurant part of the inn was mostly empty. He laugh a bit at Kade. "Kade... Did I ever told you, you talk a lot?" The blacksmith laugh some more shaking his head. He had never met anyone who spoke as much as Kade. He had heard people talking about a certain Neil guy, but never having met the man himself, Kade was on top of the most talkative people he knew. "Sorry... For my brother, that is..." Sorry for what exactly? The mess in the room? The fact that he was super rude? That they started to have sex with each other while Yoakim and Kade were still in the room? Probably a bit of the three. "You won't have to deal with them after today, don't worry. Thank you tho... you did... well... Help us. You have no idea."

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:31 am

Kade? Talk a lot? He didn't! He just said the amount that needed to be said! And then he would go silent and be called the 'lone hero' as he walked off into the sunrise – because a sunset would mean it would be nighttime soon and he didn't like being outside when it was dark! Not very much, anyway. ..Okay, so, maybe Kade said a bit much. Just a little more than the average person, though! He assured himself and gave a small giggle at Yoakim. “..Once or twice.” He replied. Once or twice a week, at least! Sometimes more, depending on how often they were together that week.. He picked up.. wait, there weren't any menus! Oh, well, Kade would just have to wait for the waitress or someone to come by. He looked around with that thought – did anyone work in between mealtimes?

Well.. He was enjoying his time with Kim, whether they got assistance immediately or not! “I'm always happy to help you out, Kim~! You should ask for it more often, you know! I think this is the first time you have, actually..” Come to think of it, did Kim ever 'need' Kade for something? Aside from the obvious answers. Was this a step forward?! Yes, yes, Kade, it is! He felt giddy as he figured that one out – another point! He was up to four-hundred and sixty-eight points! Some random bimbo only had twelve by now! He inwardly smirked in victory. Kade truly was the champion~! “Um.. So, why did they need that, anyway? You're not the type to call a new hairdo necessary and I doubt your brother or his.. friend..? Um, yeah, I doubt they are either.”

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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:44 am

"Oh, don't even ask me to try to explain what their relationship is. I have no clue either" He had stopped trying to figure it out about three years ago. Really, every time Keith had sent him an email, his status with Conor kept changing. Friend, b*****d, Douche, Awesome, Experiment Friend, Lover, Roomates, ********, all had been used at least once. It was hard to keep tracks! "Oh... about that... uhm... I'll need you to not tell anyone. Ever. And by anyone, I mean not Ellie, not Fleurette, not Speckle, not even Mister Gruff-Tuff, is that clear?" Yes, Yoakim didn't trust mister Gruff Tuff. He had the bad habit of complaining out loud when there were people around to listen! Of course, the blacksmith knew that he was just a plush toy, but Kade... well.. Kade tended to forget about all that. "Have you ever met my mother? I don't think so.. Well... she.. How can I say that... She's not the friendliest person you'll meet... And well, Keith kinda ran away from home a year or so ago and took with him some.. uh... Money. Well... let's say that she wouldn't think twice about putting him in jail for that and be the first one to ask for a death sentence on him..." Ask? Judith? Ah! She would probably find her way to change the law in order to kill him herself within the week...

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:45 am

Not even.. Mr. Gruff-Tuff?! This must be serious! But, then again, Mr. Gruff-Tuff was bad at keeping secrets! Just like Kim! Which was why Kade was completely confident that Kim would never cheat on him without Kade knowing – Kim was bad at keeping the truth under wraps! He thought idly on Keith and Conor – er.. well, if Kim couldn't figure out what relationship they had, then Kade certainly could! He was able to figure anything relationship or romance related, it was in his job as a hairdresser! Indeed, thousands of years ago, people used to look to none other then their village hairdresser for advice! Screw the sage! It wasn't like the stars could tell them whether man one was looking at women four with lust or love! Besides, the stars were only out for half of the day – what did people do before it got dark!? The hairdresser! Indeed, hairdressers had a proud history of being gurus! Or that's what Kade believed. ..Kinda, no, he made that up to make himself feel more important. He nodded at Kim to show he understood not to tell anyone and raised an eyebrow at his explanation. Oh? So.. Kade was helping them stay undercover?! So cool! It was like he was helping spies! High school drop out spies! Radical! He giggled,

“..Judith? Um, your mother?” He winced – oh, god. Kade's someday mother-in-law sounded like a b***h! Kade pondered on the idea of a mommy being a horribly cruel person to her own kids, but that didn't really make sense to him! His own mother was a nice, sweet, talkative sort! So, he laughed, “Silly, I bet your mother isn't that bad! Heh.” He shook his head – oh, some people! Always acting like their parents were the plague or devil incarnate! He rolled his eyes and moved on, “I'm sure she wouldn't put him in jail or anything, she's probably worried over him! You know, you should tell her where they are or at least that they're okay! I know my mommy would be dying of fright if she knew I ran away!” She really was a worrier!

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Yoakim raised an eyebrow at Kade. Oh, poor poor soul. Beliving that Judith could even care about her child, or be nice for that mater. Making his most serious expression, which wasn't hard at all for him, the blacksmith looked at Kade straight into the eyes. "Kade... You don't understand... Once, there was that dog that barked at her in the street... she sued the animal owner and won. Know what she won? The right to make the owner kill his own dog, cook it and eat it." That had happen in China. That, while being mean, was totally possible there. "Or once... The editor for one of her book made a typo. That woman was sent to Guantanamo Bay for that..." Oh, that favours you can get when you are a nation leader mistress... "So no, she isn't worry about them, and no you wont tell her. She even sent private detectives to find them and the longer they take to find him, the better it is." Knowing Judith, she would probbaly be even more pissed at the fact that Keith failed at staying hidden, rather then for the money. That woman loved perfection a bit too much. "Oh, and she got a live size poster of Adolf Hitler in her room..."

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