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 Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:57 pm
<@~{Well you won't die and the only injuries would be mental.
We will be using the Mind-o-matic 2000 for your reeducation.
(Side effects include but are not limited to understanding all random posts made by Duce, gaining a new perspective on the world as shaped by me, shooting flames out of the left ear, and finally realizing that boys are superior.)}~@>
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:58 pm
What exactly is this Mind-o-matic thing? I don't like the sound of it. Or its effects. *hides*
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:01 pm
<@~{What? That's just a small sacrifice for what you gain.}~@>
Duce_of_Spades
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:14 pm
Has this reeducation or whatever you call it been recognized by Khall? And what kind of gains will be made by me relearning all of this stuff?
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:18 pm
<@~{Ah, my little blossoming orange. You will find that out after the process. *evil nod*}~@>
Duce_of_Spades
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:33 pm
Don't expect me to give in so easily, _of_, for I will fight as long as I can. But what would "the process" involve?
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:38 pm
<@~{A little of this a bit of that, you kneaux, the usual.}~@>
Duce_of_Spades
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:43 pm
Well, alright... but I'm not giving in easily!
*sits on the floor and stares at Duce*
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:01 pm
I hereby put Duce in charge of reprogramming girls to make into robot death storm commandos, for use in our armies. At least, any girl who doesn't sell for 25,000 or more gold. Because the empire has to raise revenue too. And we don't want all the death storm commandos to be girls. Or the whole army would stop to paint their nails before going into battle. And as everyone knows, that's how Alexander The Great defeated the Persians. They were stopped to paint their toenails. *nods sagely*
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:58 pm
I am already a robot death storm commando gone horribly wrong, and I shall defend Blossom from your attempts to reprogram her with your brain scrambling device. We robot death storm commandoes do not paint our nails. We just shoot people who are annoying and eat them. domokun domokun domokun
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:08 pm
Well sence Orange's current going price is 50,000 I guess we can let keep her brain. Of coures as soon as her price dorps...
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:42 pm
Khall Hi, I am Khall. And I am an intergalactic despot.
My avatar is supposed to look like a genie/Arabian potentate. But because the colors of the available pants and vests suck, he mostly looks like I don't have enough money to get him decent clothes. smile
That was my introduction post! Please pretend with me that it was a good one. smile It is nice to be somewhere where people illiteracy and value an ability to type. Thanks! You should get him an emperor's beard and eyebrows. It'd look spiffy. Also...if he's supposed to look arabian I'd recommend getting a darker skin tone, like mine.
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:56 pm
Ashahis Khall Hi, I am Khall. And I am an intergalactic despot.
My avatar is supposed to look like a genie/Arabian potentate. But because the colors of the available pants and vests suck, he mostly looks like I don't have enough money to get him decent clothes. smile
That was my introduction post! Please pretend with me that it was a good one. smile It is nice to be somewhere where people illiteracy and value an ability to type. Thanks! You should get him an emperor's beard and eyebrows. It'd look spiffy. Also...if he's supposed to look arabian I'd recommend getting a darker skin tone, like mine. The emporer's beard is awfully expensive. And he is supposed to be me. And I have nearly untannable skin, unfortunately. And? I finally spent money tonight. To get an imperial cape. Which some people think was called a colonial cape. But it is not. It is obviously an imperial cape. And now that Jiggy has given me all this expensive stuff, I no longer look poor. Right? But I am working on the emporer's beard and the general's beard. Because they look cool together. Even if the general's beard no longer seems to be in the marketplace or for sale anywhere.
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:02 pm
Duce_of_Spades Well sence Orange's current going price is 50,000 I guess we can let keep her brain. Of coures as soon as her price drops... FastFresnel I am already a robot death storm commando gone horribly wrong, and I shall defend Blossom from your attempts to reprogram her with your brain scrambling device. We robot death storm commandoes do not paint our nails. We just shoot people who are annoying and eat them. domokun domokun domokun They need a [reprogram][/reprogram] flag/tag. The makers of BBcode/phpBB obviously failed to anticipate our imperial needs. Hmph. Duce, please reprogram Fresnel, because a) she is not selling well, b) she has made threats against our imperial person, c) we feel like being mean to her. :emporer: ninja
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:26 am
You switched the letters around. It is emperor, hon. heart
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