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 Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:49 pm
You should have hit it with a car, easier get-away.
I'm calling from jail because I set the neighbor's dog on fire.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:52 pm
You should have burned it with a flamethrower.
I'm calling from jail because I blew up a bank.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:55 pm
Should have blown up a police station.
Im in jail Because i stole an amblance
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:58 pm
"I told you to stick with the cop car. I am calling from jail for kidnapping Tomohisa Yamashita.."
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:57 pm
*Gasp* I told you if you mess with him I would assassinate you
I'm in jail for trying to kill the person above me for kidnapping Tomohisa Yamashita xd
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:49 pm
I told you it would have been better to toss him into Tokyo Bay with a brick.
I'm calling from jail because the police didn't like my mafia friends...
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:52 pm
You have gotten ninja friends instead of mafia friends.
I'm calling from jail because I stole all the bread in the California.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:44 pm
I told you already, you were going to gain too much weight. You should have only eaten 50.
I'm calling from Jail because I stole a pen without realizing it.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:48 pm
I told you, the bank down the street hands them out for free!
I'm calling from jail because I wanted that DVD, but I left my wallet in my uhm... other pants.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:59 pm
I told you, steal money from purses!
I'm calling from jail because I blew up stuff animals in the police station...
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:01 am
Just detonating them at the toy store would have taken less time.
I'm calling from jail because I thought the bay was a reasonable place to 'bury' my cats.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:08 am
I told you, cats were meant to be stuffed not buried.
I'm calling from jail because I drove some guy's motorcycle off a cliff.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:22 am
"I told you to take the car..I am calling from jail because no one can find Tomohisa yamashita and they think i took him..I did, but still..No trust in people"
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:55 am
I told you kid napping a j-pop star would get you in the slammer.
I'm calling from jail because I punched a guy for touching me inappropriately.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:50 pm
I told you, kick him where it hurts instead!
I'm calling from jail because I've just liberated all the prisoners.
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