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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:19 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: I do not mean to pry,but do you have six fingers on your right hand?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: how u know?
You: you killed my father some 10 years past
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: my name is Inigo Montoya
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Ahh yes
Stranger: now i remember
You: you killed my father
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i know
You: prepare to die.
Stranger: and i raped him
You: *pulls out sword*
Stranger: *pulls out gun*
You: *slashes gun hand,making it fall
Stranger: *shoots and kills inigo*
You: *
You: *stumbles*
Stranger: * runs and doesnt come back *
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b*****d.
didnt wait for my comeback.

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:56 pm

Stranger: hi im 20 f uk
You: egad me too!
You: lets all dance the dance of gwee!
You: <('w'<) (^'w'^) (>'w')>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
XD
You: HI
Stranger: hey
You: u like cookies?
You: o.o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
XD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cats?
You: herro
You: no EMP
Stranger: emp? whats that?
You: a ENWKMCS
You: u no?
Stranger: ahh, i see
You: a cat is a DWUG
Stranger: and a dog is a IUEM right?
You: no that would be a WTHAICD
Stranger: ohhhhhh
Stranger: i get it
You: and i would be a EN
Stranger: so then i would be a... VY?
You: u ar wise young grasshopper
Stranger: wax on wax off!
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lol
Stranger: heyyy
You: cookie
Stranger: m/f ?
Stranger: hmmm
You: cookie
Stranger: wats tht
You: u stole my cookie ...didn't u....?
Stranger: me
Stranger: i m not a thief
You: OMFG U DID!

Stranger: no
Stranger: really i didnt
You: U STOLE MY COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: aw brownies
You: >.<
Stranger: Thee , beleive me
You: no more cookies for brownies
You: T^T
Stranger: I M not a Thief
Stranger: Oh Thy ! trust me
You: then u ate it...
Stranger: This idiot accusing me
You: U ATE MY COOKIES!!!
Stranger: for wat ?
Stranger: a cookie
Stranger: can u beleive that
You: u ate my cookie
You: now u die
Stranger: why would i steal ur cookie
Stranger: just to eat ?
Stranger: hmm
You: COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: not a logical reason
You: the cookies are gawd
Stranger: Do u hav any witness
You: u ate gawd
You: a brownie
Stranger: ur honour, beleive me
You: and a koolaid man
Stranger: this guy is just trying to trap me
Stranger: in his durty web
You: saw a flying ring swatter ...eat my cookie
You: =w=
Stranger: well
Stranger: that was it
Stranger: gotta go
You: ENWKSBFEMC!!!!
Stranger: nyc talkin
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lol
You: FRANKY
You: XD
You: U STILL LIKE OPT???
You: XD
You: WHY U NO TALK TO OPT?

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lol

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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:36 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JELLO!
You: RUBBER DUCKI!!!
You: I SEE YOU THREE YR OLD!!!
You: come here
You: i gots a cookie for yah
Stranger: hi?
You: ORREH
Stranger: ok. thx im hungry
You: u like potatoes?
You: I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
You: WHY PIGGY WHY??? I WUV-ED *sob* I WUV-ED U!!!!!
You: i like u
You: :3
You: u listen
Stranger: thx
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: EWW CHEESE
You: do u like chalk?
Stranger: yea
You: u shouldn't eat chalk
You: it taste like buttons
Stranger: lol i wont
You: and my mommy always says eat a chalk eat a button...but not before u eat ur lead
You: I LOST THE GAME!!!
Stranger: really
Stranger: aww
You: and i ate a button
You: crying
You: now my teeth taste like kittens
Stranger: lol really
You: yea
Stranger: uve tasted a kitten?
You: yes they taste like bloody gummy bears
You: biggrin
Stranger: wow ur funny
Stranger: yummy
You: why danku milk
You: ;3
Stranger: taste like new born puppies
You: i mish fish i mish dish i mish eating fish on a dish
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cool
You: sharpie
You: sharpie for u?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: why not>
Stranger: >
You: hee hee hee hee hee
You: sharpies smell like cookies
You: u smell like cookies....:3
You: i like cookies
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cool
Stranger: me 2
You: yay!!!!
You: lets all dance the dance of gwee!!!
You: <('w'<) (^'w'^) (>'w')>
You: r u there?
You: did u run away Ricky Bobby?
You: why u no talk to Gwee?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yea
You: i am Wee Luisa Gregina the 3rd of the land of lolipops and goldfish crackers
Stranger: idk
Stranger: cool

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:11 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: i am Gwee Frankia Davina Twanina Lupina Julina the 2nd of the land of Skittles and Cookies
Stranger: i from china
You: i reign from the land of skittles and cookies
You: :3
Stranger: where are you from
You: i said already
You: Gwee Frankia Davina Twanina Lupina Julina the 2nd of the land of Skittles and Cookies
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You: i am Gwee Frankia Davina Twanina Lupina Julina the 2nd of the land of Skittles and Cookies
Stranger: im god
You: HI GAWD!
Stranger: no im GOD
You: thats wat i said Gawd
Stranger: no not Gawd GOD
You: HI KAMI-SAMA!
You: FRANKY!
You: WHY U NO TALK TO OPT?
You: U NO LIKE OPT?
You: TALK TO OPT FRANKY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: i am Gwee Frankia Davina Twanina Lupina Julina the 2nd of the land of Skittles and Cookies

Stranger: ahahaha
You: are u also from the land of skittles and cookies
You: ?
Stranger: i wish
Stranger: im visiting my family there
Stranger: next weekend though
You: aww
You: i shall tell them hi
You: :3
Stranger: thank you kindly
You: ur ar most welcome son of the land of skittles and cookies
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: well i sure am glad i have you to klejarkhdhadhdhghadjhgj
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i am Gwee Frankia Davina Twanina Lupina Julina the 2nd of the land of Skittles and Cookies
Stranger: ı want to webcam sex, ı want to see tits, can you help me?
You: im an old man looking for a fat kid
You: ar u a fat kid?
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Stranger: God, is that you?
You: i am Gwee Frankia Davina Twanina Lupina Julina the 2nd of the land of Skittles and Cookies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: i am Gwee Frankia Davina Twanina Lupina Julina the 2nd of the land of Skittles and Cookies
You: OMG
Stranger: i dont wnderstand
You: I LOST THE GAME!
Stranger: oh what a pity
You: u smell like cookie
You: i like cookies
You: ;3
Stranger: i'm a guy
You: i am Gwee Frankia Davina Twanina Lupina Julina the 2nd of the land of Skittles and Cookies
Stranger: u?
You: GWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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LMAO
XD

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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:14 pm

Stranger: the end of the world is eminent
You: duh
Stranger: jsut letting you know
You: Of course I know!
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: do u wear skinny jeans?
You: I guess..
Stranger: what the ********
Stranger: how do u not know
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: look down at your pants
Stranger: if your wearing any
You: Somtimes I do.. but not all the time
Stranger: and see what the ******** they are
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: okay
Stranger: got you
You: 0_o.. I like you xD
Stranger: i want to wrap you up in christmas lights and say hallelujah
You: I'm naming you Mordin'
Stranger: your already naming me
Stranger: i like it
You: What should my temp name be?
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: m or f?
You: M
Stranger: okay lets go with Jorge
Stranger: pronounced
Stranger: whore hay
You: o_0 ummmm okay
Stranger: what is mordin?
Stranger: like is that even a name
Stranger: or jsut randomness
You: xD I caracter from a video game.. he talks fast
Stranger: oh well im not a he
You: ah xP should of know... your a bar of soap right?
Stranger: YES. damn it you got me.
Stranger: im cucumber melon actually
You: 0//0 oh... >> Never have been with.... Cucumber melon..
Stranger: once you go cucumber melon you can never go back
You: .///. oh.. this is going so fast... I feel like I'm already using you to clean myself with (nothing sexual attended)
Stranger: maybe we should take a break
Stranger: you know maybe see other soaps
Stranger: ive had my eye on vanilla for a while
You: see..other cleaning products?
Stranger: im sorry if this hurts you
You: Its..its okay
Stranger: dont take it personally
Stranger: its not you its me
You: My ocean springs shampoo wanted me back anyway
You: i...Ill be okay Q_Q
Stranger: okay good its for the best
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:16 pm

Stranger: do you like c**k ??
You: i am Gwee Frankia Davina Twanina Lupina Julina the 2nd of the land of Skittles and Cookies
You: u like chickens?
You: OwO
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XD

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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:23 pm

Kinda mature (highlight)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lick my p***y?
You: You want me to lick your cat?
You: Cats do that themselves you know

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:46 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
Stranger: are u sleeping?
You: land of Skittles and Cookies
You: no
Stranger: :O
You: :3
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: from?
You: i told u
Stranger: :3o
You: land of Skittles and Cookies
Stranger: but i cant undrestand
You: y?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: sad
Stranger: europe?
You: awww dont be sad kitty is here
You: no
Stranger: asia
Stranger: ?
You: i wish
Stranger: sad (((((((((((
Stranger: help
Stranger: im in asia to
Stranger: too
You: i said i wish i was in asia
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: africa?
Stranger: smile
You: no
Stranger: razz
Stranger: so where?
You: i told u
You: land of Skittles and Cookies
Stranger: fart
You: no
You: spadoinkle

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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:48 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: *gives card* Foamy *walks away*
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:52 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: my toes hurts
Stranger: but they're itchy too
Stranger: and my friend is really hyper
Stranger: its really scary
Stranger: im tired
Stranger: my tummy aches
Stranger: i want a cookie
Stranger: milk sounds good
Stranger: im getting hungry
Stranger: i wanna play pokemon
You: *gives card* Foamy *walks away*
Stranger: ???????????????
Stranger: I WANTED A ******** COOKIE
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:05 pm

Lady Hikari-chan

Stranger: do you like c**k ??
You: i am Gwee Frankia Davina Twanina Lupina Julina the 2nd of the land of Skittles and Cookies
You: u like chickens?
You: OwO
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XD

I love chickens. emo

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: MAN THE AIRCRAFT GUNS! THE HUN IS OVER LONDON!
You: PROTECT THE CITY FROM THE GERMANS!
Stranger: yes captain
Stranger: ahah i got one
You: That's major to you, maggot.
Stranger: damn kraut bastards
You: Good!
Stranger: sorry major
You: ...The ******** parachuted! *Grabs gun and begins shooting*
You: s**t! Reports from the Thames say that there's U-boat there!
Stranger: ah not again
You: I think they're invading Britain!
Stranger: good
You: ******** lazy Americans. Too busy fapping over their cars to help.
Stranger: damn limey ********: hahaha
You: *Drops a grenade in the U-boat hatch*
Stranger: you a brit?
You: You should be saying "SIR, ARE YOU A BRITON, SIR?"
Stranger: yeah i dunno
Stranger: im a lazy american and that was just too much work
You: I'll have you court-martialed!
You: All you Americans are ******** Hitler!
Stranger: haha hitler ?
You: *Continues crusade elsewhere*
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:06 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *gives card*
You: Foamy
You: *walks away*
Stranger: wtf ?
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:07 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey biggrin
You: hi
Stranger: What's up? ^^
You: eating
Stranger: eatin' what? o:
You: taco
Stranger: Mexican !!!!!!! O.O
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:07 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: This is Comrade Reddov. You are being arrested under Article 58-10 for Anti-Soviet sabotage.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:09 pm

lol, I didnt piss this person off. sweatdrop I'm too shy.

Stranger: hi
You: Yo!
Stranger: how are you?
You: tired XD
Stranger: really?
You: well it's midnight
Stranger: where are you from?
You: alabama
Stranger: but you are so energetic
You: always. lol
Stranger: cool
You: bleagh this vanilla coke is nasty
Stranger: haa
Stranger: vanilla coke ?
Stranger: sounds weird
You: yeah my friend bought it. he loves it
You: I prefer mello yello
Stranger: haa.
Stranger: have another flavor?
You: pepsi, grape powerade, tea :3
Stranger: wow
You: I'm a jack of all trades
Stranger: He also love that?
You: nope
Stranger: only vanilla coke ?
You: that and grapico
Stranger: grapico"
Stranger: ?
You: grape cola
Stranger: purple can ?
You: yep
Stranger: and you?
Stranger: which one do you like?
You: anything sweet pretty much
Stranger: lemon?
You: only if its mixed with lime. biggrin
Stranger: hahaa..
Stranger: I think so
You: sprite.
Stranger: is there cold?
You: ya mean is it cold here?
Stranger: yes
You: yeah but not cold enough. crying only my friends in the North get the good snow
Stranger: wow
Stranger: and there isn't snow?
You: we got like 2 inches last weekend. I tried to build a fort and failed. lol
Stranger: is that success?
You: meh, it was somethin at least
Stranger: really?
You: well I got it up to three feet.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool
You: then I couldn't feel my hands and had to go in. XD
Stranger: haa
Stranger: it to be frozen stiff
You: came close.
You: mmm, my boyfriends calling for me. laterz!
Stranger: okay
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