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Fenrir paused in his pursuit of the fleeing faux shinagami. The guy had suddenly disappeared.... although now it was suddenly much darker. His eyes scanned the premise passing over the lady Turk and then coming back swiftly when he realized the sort of activity she was engaged in. His eyebrows came together in a frown.... he wasn't judging but revenge like that was tacky she could at least have set some fire or something. Having indulged in this mental stricture he went back to his mission, that was finding the punk who hit his brother.

He heard a satisfying thunk as a stick whirled past and collieded with a solid object. He smiled wickedly and pounced.

Garm meanwhile was coming around slowly. He groaned quietly. The wolves proceeded to show their pleasure by licking his face enthusiastically. He pushed them away and blinked. He had just woken up from the strangest dream..... there was floating above the street and an inordinate amount of wolf chow..... not to mention the shinigami.

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Shinrei was astounded. "How could you usurp my mad ninja skills!" He pulled the fangirl off of him and threw a stick that gave off the scent of a bishie hoping the rabid fangirl would chase that new scent instead of him. The stick hit the fleeing Xuriel in the back of the head but by this time Shinrei was again distracted by yet another stalking female.

"I stole it fair and square, I can't forget it, I'll finish the contract when I darn well FEEL like it, I refuse to clean out Teerce's litterbox and I... ...Wait...WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

I said only that you should do your duty for stealing what is rightfully mine, by taking off your clothes...maybe all... You should do what I want considering what I'll do if you don't... I will no longer send you Christmas cookies every year!

Teerce stood nearby looking ashamed and sad of the mention of his litterbox. His chin dropped to his chest and his wings drooped so that they touched the ground. This was unfortunately too much stress for the ill-fitting suit he still wore. The seams popped in many embarassing places and Teerce now looked as if he might cry with mortification.

Saerenna spat the wadded paper out of her mouth, and then went back to creating chaos and messes. This was perhaps worse than a bomb going off, because she was purposefully messing up everything should could with great deliberation. The toilet had now started to overflow, and she grinned mischievously. Grabbing a bottle of alcohol from the bar, she was about to smash it, when she decided against it, and started drinking it instead. Think how much destruction a DRUNK person could do compared to a sober one....

Saerenna jumped as her phone rang and said, "Hello?" When she heard her president speak, she replied with, "Yes, sir, what is it?" she quickly put the bottle of alcohol down, glad that through a phone, her breath would not be smelt. She also decided to poor the bottle all over the papers that were lying at her feet. Ha. This would take them so long to clean up.... 'TAKE THAT, REBEL SCUM!' she thought with a smirk.

"I would like you to locate Dahry, and inform her that her electronic litterbox has arrived, and she is to remove it from my office. ... IMEDIATELLY." Rufus carefully instructed Saerenna as the limo pulled up outside the 7th heaven. He stepped out of the car as he continued. "Once you have finished that I would like you to report back to me for...." He paused as he now stood before the building, surveying the chaos which was still unfolding. In the very middle of all of it was Saerenna, holding an upended liquor bottle, which had soaked a large stack of seemingly important looking paperwork. The very implications made Rufus's eyes narrow, he stepped foreward slowly, picking his way delicately through the mess. "Saerenna? What exactly is going on?" His voice was dangerous, and he clicked closed the redundant cell-phone as he walked. "Some serious explaining is in ord...." His phrase was never finished, as a peice of the wooden paneling which decorated the ceiling, was suddenly overburdened by the surplus of gum and paper adorning it's face, and proceeded to fall with little forwarning directly on Rufus's blonde head. The president of Shinra collapsed with little grace, lying prone on the floor for many long moments, Only a groan escaping him.

Vaizel snarled at Saerenna's blatant insults to his loyalties and was plotting just how he would enact revenge against the mind-boggled Turk when Rufus Shinra stepped through the door. Vai whirled, for a moment forgetting the bodily entanglement of his legs, and the motion caused him to spin forcibly into a wall, this might have had something to do with the plank which then hit Rufus's head. But regardless Vai was once again esconced with his own problem. "Get OFF!" He snarled at the humanoid leach which still clung to his leg. He decided that he wouldn't feel guilty about harming this particular pest, and toyed with the idea of scraping her off with his metal talons...

Saerenna jumped as Rufus approached, looking like a kid with her hand caught in a cookie jar. Then as Rufus got knocked the ground, she blinked with an even more scared-out-of-her-wits expression, "I KILLED THE PRESIDENT!!" she lamented, and quickly drank what was left in the bottle of alcohol, "And I never got to explain why I was doing this! Now he's going to haunt me and I'm going to be executed, all for a little revenge against people with grudges against ShinRa!! Woe is me!!" she cried to anyone who would hear, falling on her knees next to the fallen President with the girl on top. She took Rufus' hand in hers and began crying all over it, "I'll never be forgiven for this! I'm a failure at life!!!"