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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:59 pm


Dear jack,
i just wanted to let you know i had wanted to ask you to prom. i was thinking about it last year, but kerri freaking beat me to it (seriously? she doesn't even like boys!) so i was gonna do it this year. but lins beat me to it. and asking after you turned her down would make me a terrible friend, right? but i was thinking about it anyways. ( i was hoping there wasn't really "someone else" you wanted to ask....) but...who the heck is fiona??? grr....
PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:20 pm


Terra of the Lilies
    I'd do this, but the freshman I've been mad at in my section I now feel bad for...D= His grandma died, he's sick, his athsma is acting up, and he seems really unhappy at band...so ranting would make me feel worse. >_> Good idea, though. =D


aww i hope he feels better! even if i dont kno him,i still feel for him crying .and it must rly suck to be him since its his first yr!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:34 pm


dear dylan,
i should never have felt for your seemingly sweet personality.even my best friend knew u were a jerk.when we were on our first date,u said nothing tht would change my mind.but now,months later,u call and say u dont want a gf and u dont rly want to be friends.now i see who u truly r.i hope u feel reeaal good about urself mad
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:24 am


Dear Ms. Harris,

Parts should not be first come first serve. Especially not when we have two days to put it together. We shoudl have people who can sightread on higher important parts. Its not fair to give two people first part and throw me on second because they "got there first." Its not my fault I have a 7th period and they are both aids for you that period. Its not my fault my 7th is offcampus and it takes me a few minutes to get from there to the bandroom. I had to wear high heels and a skirt yesterday, which hurt my feet and made it hard to walk, so it isn't fair that my abilities to walk slow or fast should count in what part I get.

What have I done to deserve sharing a part with Tim? He. Sucks. Its embarrassing, and degrading to me. It makes me sound like I dont know how to play either. And dont say "oh, it will make you sound better because they will hear you and not him." No, it wont. It makes me sound worse because it makes it sound like w are both emssing up. Why am I always thrown onto parts with the people unable to play?

I was made section leader because of my skill as a musician. Whether you say I still am section leader or not, ever having it at all shows that I am indeed the top player. Why then am I getting lower parts and why are you letting Brittany and Savannah push me around? I tell them off, and you yell at me. I tell you what happened, you say ignore it. I'm sick of it. I have enough to deal with. Band is my home, the one thing in life that eeps me sane, but now its just bringing me into an even darker pit. And its all the fault of you, Brittany and Savannah.

-Clarigoddess
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Dear brittany and savannah,

You are both annoying rude bastards that need to go die in a hole and fall off a cliff or two.

I'm tired of you two acting like you are goddesses. You talk about me behind my back TO MY FRIENDS. And then if I bring you up in a conversation, when all I said was you didnt come to rehearsal, you cuss me out and make me sit and have a "talk" with you. I'm tired of sitting here and listenign to it. I'm tired of letting you do this. If you do something again, I'm seriously going to yell at you about it. And if you keep it up, I will get the bd or possibly other school officials involved. This is a form of bullying and you know it. I have done nothing to hurt you, ever. I've only ever been nice to you, but you both have always treated me like crap. I'm not going to take it anymore, and I will treat you like crap right back. you dont deserve those first parts you always take.

Also, I told you both first period yesterday that if there was a first, I wanted it for the Sound of Music. Afterschool what do I find? you two stick me in the back with tim on second! Then you go saying "we got here first." No, you didnt. I asked you first period. Adn then you start taling about me? I can hear you. I could read the texts you were sending Renett. She was next to me.

You feed me lies. You treat me like an idiot. You've made a day in band a hellhole for me. I'm sick of taking it. I'm sick of sitting back and watching you two get away with it. I WILL bring Ms. Harris into it if you do anything else. Theres no reason for it.

-I hate you guts.

ClarinetGoddess


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:17 pm


Dear Olivia:

I know you don't know better, and I know if I told you this IRL like I want to you wouldn't listen to me.
Stop being such a stuck up, rude, slutty b***h. Just because you're the younger sister of one of the most well-known names in the school doesn't mean you're liked too.
You said church is your ENTIRE LIFE outside of school yet you go through boyfriends like I go through clean pairs of socks. You make up excuses and are loud and annoying all the time. Stop being a drama queen and start being a person.
Also, when you told me you wanted to be a kindergarten teacher it was all I could do to keep myself from laughing. I'm sorry, but you have zero patience now, with people your own age...how are you going to deal with thirty FIVE YEAR OLDS in a decade or so?

At least your intentions are good; I just wish they would come out the way you obviously intend them. And stop being slutty. Seriously.

Unwillingly with love,
The senior who looks out for all of the underclassmen indiscriminately.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:36 pm


Dear Ms. A,
I really hate that you wouldnt let me play oboe in concert band, although clearly I told you I played oboe all of middle school so i had to relearn flute fingerings before marching season and you said I could play oboe in the concert band. Really thanks (sarcasm) cause you know the one you let play oboe plays a whole step off and can't play it very well. Not that she's even plyed oboe the last 2 years.
So yeah If you don't let me play oboe next year I'm going ot quit band cause I refuse to be with the stupid flutes who can't play e Natural instead of E flat.

~Stefan

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:14 pm


Dear C,
If you really have intentions to quit band next year like you said you did earlier in the year, I think you should reconsider. Though you always tell me I deserve to be first chair and not you, I know deep in my heart that I'm not ready to take on those challenging songs with crazy solos you know Mr. L is going to give us. Now I know that if you have other priorities that come before band on your list, then I know what I say is neither here nor there. I cannot dictate what you want to do with the rest of your high school career. But please, if the question of whether or not you should join band next year still lingers in your thoughts, I hope you really think about it long and hard.

With all do respect and your fellow horn,
JP
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:48 pm


Dear Tim:
Sorry i made you cry at winterguard champs. but i meant what i said. i will miss pushing your tympanis (or should i say TIMpanis?) for winter drumline. i think its funny how much i know about tympanis just from pushing them for 4 winter seasons straight. and i'm good at pushing them. i know which one's wheel fall off, and i can put it most of the way back on (just ot fast enough for anyone to be happy with...) and i know how they go...remember your epic part in the snare part in "clockwork" freshman year? haha thats when i figured out what the pedal did hahahaha maybe it wasn't epic. but i thought it was cool. anyways...you lied though. when i said "this is my last time pushing your tympanis" you said it was your last time playing them. whaaat? your a percussionist for concert (and marching but theres no tymps then) and in the perc. class. you ARE the tympani player. its not your middle name, its your FIRST name hahahhahahahahaha. but champs awards suck as seniors. did you know the andrew's gf wouldn't believe he was crying? even he was saying he was haha but he said i "made tim SOB" so yeah..sorry bout that...i must say, i feel bad for the band next year. theres gonna be a lot of us i can't imagine this band without...
~alicia

une_pomme_verte


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:33 am


Dear Brittany,

I don't know why you hang otu with Savannah. I wish you wouldn't. You are an awesome, funny girl with a great smile and a great personality, but when you are with her, you act like her; like a jerk. I don't like the way you push me aroudn when you are with her, he way you make me hate you. I don't want to hate you. Your a great player and I wish we could be friends. But when you are around her, i feel like we are sworn enemies.

-Clari
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Dear Tim,

If you dont want to do the sound of music, dont. Its volunteer basis. One day of rehearsal is not going far. I dont need you to play second with me. You ahrdly ever play and when you do you make it sound horrible.

You aren't playign right ntoes, and when I tell you so, you just give me "i know, i know." If you know, play them right. They are easy accidentals and keys signatures. you never play any of the soungs with more then 4 sharps or flats anyway because they are "too fast for you".

On wednesday, you do nnot realize how much time i spent marking every flat or sharp in that stupid music so you could see them. And then, you go and play wrogn ntoes still, and then ASK ME to use the orignal copy. Seriously?! I spent over 6 hours going through every piece and marking the flats and sharps! And you dont even use my music. And besides that, I tell you this, and yous till play it wrong.

If you dont care, dont play at all. Seriously. If you insist on participating in the pit, just sit and not play. Trust me, you will not be missed.

And thank you, Tim, for the headaches and deaf ear from your squeaks and wrong notes. Totally made my week.

-Go away.
Clari
PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:04 pm


Dear C,
You are ridiculous. its great that you wanna do guard for spring marching, but you aren't in the class, so even when i do teach you the rest of the routine i can't clean everyone at the same time. you're doing musical, which means theres hardly any time for me to teach you in the first place. you want to do advanced dance and stay in wind ensemble next year, so theres no room for guard so whats the freaking point??? all you're doing is stressing me out. most seniors get a fairly easy 4th quarter. i guess i'm not one of those. thanks. it just pisses me off cuz you're not even doing it next year so its all for nothing.

une_pomme_verte


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:46 am


Dear everyone that doesn't know percussion,

Here's a helpful little guide for you.

Congas and bongos are not congos and bongas.
Timpani is already plural. A single timpani drum is called a timpan (or tympan, depending on how fancy you are). Timpanis instead of timpani is like bookses instead of books.
The xylophone, vibraphone, and marimba are not 'bells'. Even the 'bells' themselves are a glockenspiel and not technically bells, although it's more acceptable to call them bells.
Cymbals only symbolize how much spelling matters.
We don't hit your instruments with our sticks, so don't hit ours with your mouthpieces. Seriously. I can't even fathom why you do this.

And last, but not least, just because the drum set exists does not mean that it's an open invitation for EVERY FRESHMAN BOY to mess around with it and drive our director to the brink of sanity. Again. Stop it.

Sincerely,
Intelligent and miffed percussionist
PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:31 pm


Who is Puffer Fish
Dear everyone that doesn't know percussion,

Here's a helpful little guide for you.

Congas and bongos are not congos and bongas.
Timpani is already plural. A single timpani drum is called a timpan (or tympan, depending on how fancy you are). Timpanis instead of timpani is like bookses instead of books.
The xylophone, vibraphone, and marimba are not 'bells'. Even the 'bells' themselves are a glockenspiel and not technically bells, although it's more acceptable to call them bells.
Cymbals only symbolize how much spelling matters.
We don't hit your instruments with our sticks, so don't hit ours with your mouthpieces. Seriously. I can't even fathom why you do this.

And last, but not least, just because the drum set exists does not mean that it's an open invitation for EVERY FRESHMAN BOY to mess around with it and drive our director to the brink of sanity. Again. Stop it.

Sincerely,
Intelligent and miffed percussionist

Even though I'm a wind player, one season of indoor percussion has me agreeing with all of this. xd (Except the playing on instruments with mouthpieces...if any of our members did that, I think they'd be beaten to death.)

Terra of the Lilies
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:43 pm


Dear Percussionist,

I like you.
Let's go on a date.

Love, Me
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:48 pm


I'm back with more angry letters to write. I'll use everyone's first initials instead of naming names.

Dear A,

You are the only person in the world that I really, truly despise. I have never truly hated someone until I got stuck with you for indoor percussion. You are a hypocrite. You command people to do things for you (even though you're a freshman), and then, if I ask you to do anything, like for example, helping set up for rehearsal, you tell me that you'll "do it in a minute" because you're "busy". And by the time you finally get done chatting with S and the rest of the battery, or more recently, banging randomly on the timpani, D and I already have 7/8 of the cart loaded. Then, when I finally grow a backbone and call you out on it, you proceed to b***h at me and tell me that I'm acting like your mother. Really? I don't want to act like your mother. I shouldn't have to act like your mother. You're 15 ******** years old. You'll be getting your temps soon. Grow some responsibility already.

I'm sick of your shitty attitude. You hate drumline? Tough s**t! You joined. Your equally shitty mother that you hate so much doesn't even pay your fees. Once we finish the season, then you can b***h about indoor all you want and never join again. But if I hear you say "I wanna go home. I don't wanna be here" one more time, I might smack you. That's the least you deserve.

I hate your constant gossip. I wish someone would staple your fat mouth shut.

Also, why in the ******** did you think it was a good idea to try out for guard? You have severe scoliosis. If marching clarinet hurts your back so much, then guard is going to be about 100 times worse. Go sit on the sideline where you belong. Or better yet, quit band and do choir only, since you love it so damn much.

Stop giving my best friend s**t in concert band. It's not her fault you suck. There's a reason she made wind ensemble and you didn't.

You better pray that I'm not section leader this marching season, because I will not let you get away with anything. I will make you run laps and do sit ups until you pass out.

Grow the ******** up,
Kerushii




Dear H,

What happened to you? I don't know who you are anymore. We used to be best friends and now, you treat me more like a convenience than a real friend. You think you're well-liked but you're not. Half of the people you think are your friends actually dislike you. It's very sad, but I may soon be added to that number and here's why:

1. You always have to upstage me at everything. Take drum major tryouts for example. Neither of us were selected. That's fine.
Me: Mr. I said I conducted a hard piece very well and that I was confident on my interview.
You: Well, he told me that I conducted a piece that he couldn't have conducted in high school and maybe couldn't conduct now, and he told me that I had one of the highest scores on the interview.
Me: ...K.

2. You think that you deal with A more than I do. Well, you don't. You're not in her section. You think that you've been trying to break her all season. Well, telling her to stop pecking and glaring at her will not break her. It only pisses her off. Learn some real leadership skills kthxbye.

3. You are ridiculously critical of others. Yes, K is a crappy marcher. Yes, she struggles on the visuals. Yes, she doesn't know half of her dots. But guess what? You haven't marched at all except for parades. Real (as in competition) marching is different. So, your argument is invalid.

4. I don't care about your love life. Stop telling me that your new best friends (?) are trying to hook you up with people. I only pretend to give a s**t because I feel crappy when you blow me off and I don't feel like doing the same thing to you.

Please give me some reasons why we're still friends soon.

Hopelessly waiting,
Kerushii

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