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 Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:34 pm
You got it, but as it was a pirated copy, the police come after you and lock you up for five years. By the time you get out, your personality has changed completely, and Obama has become a Dictator.
I wish I could find a Good Paying Job well suited to my talents that didn't kill me in the course of doing it.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:19 am
Granted, but you die because of a sudden heart attack.
I wish that my wish cannot be corrupted in any way.
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:08 am
Granted... your wish is my command, of course since that was the only wish you wanted to stay uncorrupted everything else is fair game.... he he he. wink
I wish the electrician who is working on my house would just finish already. rolleyes
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:23 pm
Granted, but since he is a mexican, he also burns every fuse in the building and the city. And you get a huge bill from the power plant.
I wish I could actually draw well (my drawing skills are pure crap right now).
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:04 pm
Granted. You draw well. Artesian Well, Aquifer Well, Stone Well, Brick Well...you name it. And you can't seem to stop drawing well either...it's like a Geas.
I wish for my visions of the Realm I write about to come true, and in such a way that I enjoy it greatly and it makes the world a better place.
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:32 am
Granted, but isn't LSD illegal? neutral
I wish the TV in my room was an LCD.
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:19 pm
Your wish is my command... seeing as I've taken you on as a special case wink (how else can I make certain all your wishes turn out just right twisted ) Now you have a beautiful LCD tv (little crappy device) in your bedroom.
I wish my computer was a powerful gaming machine.
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:55 pm
Granted, but it will be destroyed by mafia members with baseball bats who entered the wrong building (Giovanni's fault, he misread the address).
I wish Justin Bieber would just disappear from Earth.
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:24 am
He does, because he was kidnapped by Aliens who wanted to test him, Fred, Lady Gaga, Stephanie Meyer, and Lindsay Lohan out for their cloning attempts. Once they realize what they've done with all the clones, though, they bring them all right back and drop them off. Thanks a Bunch.
I wish for people to actually start respecting each other and taking responsibility for their actions!
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:17 pm
Granted, but then it becomes so normal for people to admit "oops, that was me," that nobody bothers to hold in their gaseous waste, and people respect them for their honesty. The world becomes a far smellier place, and the greenhouse effect eventually cooks everyone alive.
I wish nobody in the world smoked... anything.
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:37 pm
Granted. You have just destroyed fire itself and forced humanity to revert back to our earliest time periods.
I wish for the Nile.
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:14 am
Granted. You drown in it.
I wish I had a puppy. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:45 pm
Granted... awwww... isn't he cute.... of course his name is Cujo.... still he's so adorable...
eeeeeep!
I wish for extra hours in my day, either that or longer nights.... sweatdrop xp
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:17 am
Granted. You can never sleep again, so all your hours are free.
I wish to become what I was always meant to be.
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