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 Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:57 pm
yes, but she was frozen and turned into Erik's mannequin
Why doesnt Erik like to eat?
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:23 pm
He can't digest it...
Why does Erik like wine?
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:56 pm
Because it's more legal than Absinthe*
Why does Musical!Erik the only one with a fedora?
*absinthe was drunk by Van Gogh, Hemmingway, and a few other famous writers and artists to get inspiration for their works. But it's illegal in Europe.
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:51 pm
Because... he's the only cool one, duh.
How can Erik Desller (1989) fight with his cape?
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:54 pm
The same way Zorro can beat up guys with a stick.
How is Christine not cold in her corset and robe when Erik brings her down to his lair?
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:02 pm
Because all of Erik's singing gave her a heat orgasm... *cough* or was that me... sweatdrop
Why does Meg always go searching into the Phantom's things? (ie: following down the passageway to his lair, keeping his mask...)
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:24 pm
She's working undercover for the police.
Why can Phantom be taken and run with and made into a million different things and STILL be phantom?
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:32 pm
cause he's cool like dat.
why does erik live longer than christine in the movie but die a few weeks later in the books?
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:40 am
Becuase hollywood directors have taken a sworn oath to botch every book ending they try to reproduce.
With all his newfound popularity why doesn't Erik just pimp out every chick that supposedly adores him? He'd probably make more than 20,000 francs a month...
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:16 am
Because he's so single minded that he can't think about any woman but Christine.
What would happen if we gave Erik a miniature chandelier for Christmas?
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:14 pm
he'd smash it! DUH!!!
why are there hardly any true phans out there??? (seriously, it seems like everyone who's heard of phantom thinks its lame or just watched it cuz gerard butler's in it)
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:35 pm
Because the world is run by media not books and everything is on looks... and those who have only seen the ALW movie think Erik is suppose to look hot not his corpse like self *sigh*
Why couldn't ALW give Erik a more corpse like face than his 3rd degree/ radioactive burn?
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:57 pm
To attract queer men to an otherwise completely uber-hetero story, same reason they gave Meg such huge boobs.
What would happen if we released man eating rabbits into Erik's lair?
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:21 am
BakaTulip What would happen if we released man eating rabbits into Erik's lair? They would eat poor Erik, and that woundn't be good. Why does Raoul faint when he sees Erik in the graveyard in the novel, but he fights him in the 2004 movie?
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:24 pm
Low blood sugar. Runs in the de Chagny family.
How come Mme. Giry has the longest hair out of them all? O_o
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