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okay old man johnson had a farm. He had only a few hens left and his rooster just died. He needed some cheap way to get more chickens so he decided to go out and buy a new rooster. When he went to go see the owner of a rooster, the owner told him that the rooster would be $50. Old man johnson asked why. The owner said that the rooster named spunky gets a little too carried away in the process of making little chicks but he gets the job done well. So old man JOhnson paid for the rooster and went back home.
When ol man johnson brought the rooster home he set him on the ground and said 'Now spunky you've got to pace your slef or you'll have no energy left and you'll keel over dead. ' He pointed in the direction of the hen house and spunky ran in. a minute later he ran out and ran into the cow barn , and the duck pond, and the sheep paster doing whatever the guy chicken does. Old man johnson sighed and said oh boy. The next morning old man johnson went out to go milk the cows.
He found spunky dead as a door knob in the field and there were vultures circling over head. Old man Johnson knelt down and said 'Spunky I told you to pace yourself . Now look what hapened to ya,"
Spunky opened one eye and said "ssshhh they are getting closer"
the end



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