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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLEq4PgL9hE

I've seen that image sooooooo many times. >.>

Just when you thought the M4 was an unreliable piece of s**t, someone reminds you of the Chauchat.

I still love the MG episode, when The Gunny fires FOUR shots from one of these French abominations before it jams.

More reposts of reposts, because being on QRF means browsing /k/ all day.

Richard Machowicz loaded a new clip of explosive rounds into his custom Desert Eagle. It was a ballistically enhanced model, with a powerful scope and extra strength silencer. He needed both the stopping power and silence to infiltrate. A year ago this former SEAL SNIPER was called back to service in the top secret Epsilon Force to become the greatest operator known to man. This was his first mission - to infiltrate a right-wing domestic group and take no prisoners.

Machowicz snuck around the corner and took out the guards with the Eagle. Instant decapitation. With a Tae Kwon Do kick he learned as a SEAL, he kicked down the door, rolled in and ducked behind a wooden table. Two gunmen opened fire with AR-15s, but alas their stopping power was not enough to penetrate the thick wood. Mack was struck twice but the tiny bullets had little effect, being only 5.52. Machowicz pulled out his Barrett REC7 and double-cocked the receiver. This weapon had the stopping power he needed. He fired through the table and the rounds hit the gunmen, knocking them off their feet. Richard dove around the next corner and was met by a massive guard. He was so big Richard would need maximum stopping power to take him down. He pulled out his Colt Raging Bull and did a Mozambique drill, two shots to the head and one to the chest to finish him off. With the sheer power of the magnum, neither region remained when the gunsmoke cleared.
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Do you see this? I will ask again, DO YOU SEE THIS? This, my friend, is the ultimate killing machine. Look how badass it looks, seriously. And it doesn't just look badass, it is badass. Getting shot by one of these is like beeing cockslapped by god, but 7 times. This weapon is so ******** deadly, that you don't need to aim, just pull the trigger and the bullet does the rest. Do you actually believe hiroshima was a atomic bomb? It was just a stray bullet from this beauty from across the planet, that accidentally hit japan. And all you assholes, worshipping the stupid colt 1911. Honestly, it's a stupid, old, made for AFRICAN AMERICANS to use, weak, ugly gun that is only good for making tickle on a ******** fly! You should be ashamed of yourselves. Grow some ******** balls and buy one of these before god rapes you and your stupid colt 1911. s**t.

Also- Semi-related:
Copy of P99 anyone?

Obviously James Bond is now working for MR

I"LL TAKE 12

It was smile