[08:34] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "ROAR"
[08:34] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "GASP"
[08:34] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "KA-HUG!"
[08:34] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "GLOMP"
[08:35] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I AS LIKE "ALAS, I AM GLOMPED! YOU WIN THIS TIIIIIME!"
[08:35] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "I KNOW!"
[08:35] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "I BET YOU DO!"
[08:36] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "I'M GLAD YOU KNOW I DO!"
[08:36] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "I BET YOU ARE"
[08:36] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "WON'T YOU STOP BETTING? IT'S A BAD HABIT!"
[08:37] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "I WOULD BUT I ALWAYS SEEM TO WIN THESE BETS!"
[08:38] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "BUT NOT WHEN YOU'RE BETTING AGAINST ME!'
[08:38] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "HELL YES WHEN I'M BETTING AGAINST YOU!"
[08:38] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "OH WAIT YOU'RE RIGHT!"
[08:39] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "HELL YES I AM!"
[08:39] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "BUT NOT ALWAYS!"
[08:39] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "HELL YES ALWAYS!"
[08:40] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "HELL NO NOT ALWAYS!"
[08:41] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?"
[08:42] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "'CAUSE YOU'RE MALE AND WHEN YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND (AND I KNOW YOU DID) YOU CEASE TO BE RIGHT!"
[08:43] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "BUT ONLY WHEN SHE'S INVOLVED SO UNLESS THERE'S SOME SORT OF HORRIFIC PRANK GOING ON HERE MY SINGLENESS PROTECTS MY INFALLIBILITY!"
[08:44] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THERE'S NO HORRIFIC PRANK GOING ON?"
[08:44] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE ._.
[08:45] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "WE SHOULD PUT THIS IN THE IM THREAD."
[08:45] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING BECAUSE THIS HAS GONE ON FOR 11 MINUTES."
[08:45] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "ORLY?!"
[08:46] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "VERILY"
[08:46] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "DUDE!"
[08:46] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "INORITE!?"
[08:47] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "IN THIS CASE YOU'RE RIGHT."
[08:47] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "YOU MEAN IN ALL CASES."
[08:48] Sesshie143: AND I WAS LIKE "DIDN'T WE JUST PROVE THAT YOU WEREN'T RIGHT ALL THE TIME?!"
[08:48] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "ONLY IN THEORY"
[08:48] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "AND IN PRACTICE!"
[08:50] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "NO SUCH THING OCCURRED."
[08:50] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND SO SUCH THING OCCURRED."
[08:51] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "THIS WAS AT A PREVIOUS POINT IN TIME, BEFORE YOU EVER KNEW ME. I HAVE NEVER BEEN WRONG IN YOUR PRESENCE."
[08:52] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "BUT I HAVE BOOBS AND THEREFORE I WIN AT EVERYTHING."
[08:53] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE ._.
[08:54] NightmareDream14: BUT THEN I WAS LIKE "DO YOU WIN AT [CENSORED] OR [CENSORED]?"
[08:55] Sesshie143: THEN I WAS LIKE "WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?"
[08:55] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "IF YOU'RE GOING TO CONVINCE ME YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY /HARDER/ THAN THAT."
[08:56] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "I DON'T NEED TO CONVINCE YOU, I'VE ALREADY WON!"
[08:57] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "EXCEPT AT HAVING A p***s OR THE ACT OF WINNING ITSELF."
[08:58] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "WHY ARE WE STILL DOING THIS?"
[08:59] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "BECAUSE NEITHER OF US WANTS TO BE THE ONE WHO ENDS IT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A FORM OF ADMITTING DEFEAT."
[09:00] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "THIS IS TRUE."
[09:01] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "AND THAT MEANS I WIN AGAIN."
[09:01] Sesshie143: AND I WAS LIKE "NO IT DOESN'T IT."
[09:02] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "NO IT DOESN'T IT, INDEED, ISA. NO IT DOESN'T IT, INDEED."
[09:02] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "EXACTLY VENOM. EXACTLY!"
[09:04] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE, OF COURSE, ISA."
[09:04] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "HOW CAN I TELL ON AIM SINCE THERE'S NOTHING THAT TELLS ME YOUR VOICE FLUXUATION?"
[09:05] Sesshie143: AND NOW I'M LIKE "WE SHOULD DO THIS TO BAYER."
[09:05] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "MAYBE WE SHOULD, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T."
[09:06] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "WHY NOT?"
[09:07] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "BECAUSE THIS GETS TIRESOME AFTER A WHILE."
[09:07] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "DO YOU ADMIT DEFEAT?"
[09:08] NightmareDream14: AND I LAUGHED HAUGHTILY AND RETORTED, "DO I /EVER/?"
[09:09] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "YOU DO WHEN YOU WANT TO GET LAID."
[09:09] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "BONDAGE IS NOT APPLICABLE TO THIS DISCUSSION."
[09:10] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "OF COURSE IT'S APPLICABLE TO THIS DISCUSSION."
[09:10] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "WELL NOW."
[09:10] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "EXACTLY."
[09:11] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE ._.
[09:12] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE ._.
[09:12] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "IS THAT SOME SORT OF... OFFER?"
[09:12] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE ._.
[09:13] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "I THINK YOU'RE MISTAKING ME FOR SHELL."
[09:13] Sesshie143: SO THEN I WAS LIKE O_o
[09:14] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "I DON'T THINK I AM. I THINK I'M MISTAKING YOU FOR.... MY BASSIST."
[09:14] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I PLAYED A GUITAR RIFF AND RANDOM FIRES OCCURRED AS LIGHTNING STRUCK BEHIND ME!
[09:14] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "AWWWW YEAH."
[09:14] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "FFFFFFFUCCCCCK YEAAAAAH! HOW'S THE CROWD FEELING TONIIIIIIIGHT!?"
[09:15] NightmareDream14: AND THE IMAGINARY CROWD WAS LIKE "RANDOM YELLING AND CLAPPING!"
[09:15] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "WHY WOULD THE CROWD BE SCREAMING 'RANDOM YELLING AND CLAPPING?'"
[09:16] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "THEY'RE SO EXCITED THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE ******** ANY MORE!"
[09:17] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "I GUESS WE'RE JUST THAT AWESOME."
[09:17] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "******** YEAH!"
AND THEN I WAS LIKE *GUITAR RIFF*
AND THEN I WAS LIKE *LIGHTNING, FIRES, CAMERA CUTS TO ATTRACTIVE FEMALES IN VARIOUS STATES OF UNDRESS*
[09:20] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "WHOA WHERE'D THE ATTRACTIVE FEMALES COME FROM?"
[09:20] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "CREATIVE EDITING!"
[09:21] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "OKAY.
[09:21] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "YOU'RE SHORT A QUOTATION MARK THERE ISA!"
[09:21] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "I'M SORRY I'M DOING GEOLOGY HOMEWORK THAT'S DUE IN A FEW HOURS."
[09:22] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "SO YOU ADMIT DEFEAT?"
[09:23] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "NEVAR!"
[09:24] Sesshie143: AND THEN I ADDED, "EVEN THOUGH I REALLY SHOULD SO I CAN FINISH MY HOMEWORK."
[09:24] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "DEFEAT IS YOUR ONLY OPTION!"
[09:26] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "IT JUST MAY BE, BUT I'M GONNA KEEP GOING FOR AS LONG AS I CAN."
[09:26] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "IT'S YOUR GRADES."
[09:27] Sesshie143: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "YOU'RE RIGHT so I'm going to quit now."
[09:28] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "VICTORY!"
[09:28] Sesshie143: And then I was like, "yeah, yeah."
[09:29] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "SO WHERE'S THAT GIVING UP YOU DISCUSSED?"
[09:30] Sesshie143: And then I was like, "right here."
[09:31] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "NO CAPS LOCK?"
[09:32] Sesshie143: Does this make you feel better?
[09:33] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "VICTORY!"
[09:33] Sesshie143: And now I'm like "Go post this in the thread."
[09:33] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "WHICH THREAD?"
[09:34] Sesshie143: THE IM THREAD SMART ONE
[09:34] NightmareDream14: AND THEN I WAS LIKE "NOW THAT WE'VE HIT THE ONE HOUR MARK, OKAY."