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 Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:07 pm
Granted, but with so little antiseptic, a small group of cells survived. These cells then reproduced and evolved into smart, evil doing, human hating, flesh/organ eating microorganisms. They eat the lower half of your body's skin and your internal organs, so you die, not before suffering an apparently endless amount of pain.
I wish I had gotten a higher score on today's japanese test.
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:06 am
Granted... however, your high score has brought to your teacher's attention that you no longer belong in the third grade, and that if you didn't cheat, then you have definitely been keeping your smartness under wraps in an attempt to avoid going to a harder, more difficult grade...
I wish I wasn't so forgetful 4laugh
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:06 am
Granted. But then because you have such a good memory, you get taken in by a UFO and get probed by little green men xp You then die of starvation because those aliens forgot to feed you.
I wish Hunter x Hunter didn't take so long to download gonk
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:33 pm
Granted, but it now its downloaded so fast that it crashes your pathethic amount of RAM.
I wish I iwas evil... very evil...
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:49 am
Granted...
However, your devious plans are always foiled by your arch nemesis, Heroman...
I wish I could be as strong as Heroman 4laugh
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:23 pm
Granted, but Heroman got so sad after Artie (the world's strongest man) beated him on thumb-fighting, that he stopped being strong and became a hero who uses his mental strenght (instead of his now nonexistent muscular strenght) to shoot from his lazor eyes. So your strenght just decreases.
I wish Teal'c wasn't bald.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:36 pm
Granted... however, nobody knows who that is, and therefore, it wouldn't make any difference talk2hand
I wish Kaze made wishes that were more difficult to corrupt twisted xd
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:31 am
Granted, but then because his wishes were corrupted so often he spirals into depression and commites suicide and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT!!
I wish My legs didn't hurt so much sad
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:14 am
Granted, but your legs dont hurt anymore only because some guy chopped them off and fed them to a polar bear.
(Teal'c is a guy at stargate)
I wish I could have stayed longer at yesterday's concert.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:36 pm
Granted...
However, you miss Stargate, and your obsession with Teal'c consumes you as you worry about not being with him 24/7...
Your mind, body, and even your soul begin to deteriorate at the thought of missing another Teal'c-ful episode!
I wish I had a TV... ninja
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:12 pm
(I'm not obssesed with stargate cry )
Granted, in what is now recorded as the most stupid trade in history, you exchanged your eyes for a 35" TV.
I wish my Xbox's cd port would open! stressed
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:45 am
Granted, however, Microsoft goes out of business... so now the Xbox is useless
I wish my ice cream wouldn't melt cry
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:24 am
Granted, but non-melting ice cream creates a disruption on the space-time plain and now everything else melts at room temperature.
I wish I liked other drinks besides mineralized water and milk.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:54 pm
Granted... but now you're into the more exotic drinks, like cat piss!
I wish I were a kid again
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:25 pm
Granted, but you live next to Michael Jacson, and you know what he does to kids like you. Gives them marshmellows, wich you are now allergic too, so you die out of allergy.
I wish I could fly
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