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I must say, The Low Brass is a cesspit for annoyances in my band. None of them play worth crap and the stereotypes consist of...
-The completely insane and outrageously vain tuba player who thinks she can do anything just because she wears a souzaphone...she's going to be our drum major next year because she's one of those power hungry control freaks.
-The winy bitchy "My Back Hurts" tuba player. I swear to god! All he ever does is complain about how heavy his instrument is. And he refuses to believe he is wrong when he is. > sad Every time the bass drums put their drums down, he curses them for being pathetic and weak when he has to hold up a sousaphone. I have to admit that the sousaphone definitely weighs more, but please don't b***h about.
-The completely inept and clueless trombone player. When your at set, you don't ask you section leader what razor you should use to shave. Honestly... He sees a bat fly by during night practice and freaks out. He also has no friends so he likes to glue himself to you when your nice to him. He also has diarrhea of the mouth and doesn't know what's socially acceptable to talk about.
-The distracting prankster trombone player. He really isn't all that bad of a person, but he's really good at getting you off topic and making you really distracted. He doesn't follow orders very well either, so he can be a pain to work with.
Then there are the two baritones that are normal and the trombone section leader who is actually a really cool person but a terrible leader. Not to mention practically all the trumpets have no idea what they're doing or how to play. Our brass is just terrible...and next year, I have to e their "fearless leader.' ...god beer me strength... *sighs*
P.S.I actually joined the drum line to avoid being with the brass section...but i can't avoid the fact that I'll be the only leadership quality brass player next year. So I have to just bite the bullet and try to lead the flock of sightless baboons...I also miss my trombone...;_; I'm sorry PAHKOOOOOOHHHH!!!
-The completely insane and outrageously vain tuba player who thinks she can do anything just because she wears a souzaphone...she's going to be our drum major next year because she's one of those power hungry control freaks.
-The winy bitchy "My Back Hurts" tuba player. I swear to god! All he ever does is complain about how heavy his instrument is. And he refuses to believe he is wrong when he is. > sad Every time the bass drums put their drums down, he curses them for being pathetic and weak when he has to hold up a sousaphone. I have to admit that the sousaphone definitely weighs more, but please don't b***h about.
-The completely inept and clueless trombone player. When your at set, you don't ask you section leader what razor you should use to shave. Honestly... He sees a bat fly by during night practice and freaks out. He also has no friends so he likes to glue himself to you when your nice to him. He also has diarrhea of the mouth and doesn't know what's socially acceptable to talk about.
-The distracting prankster trombone player. He really isn't all that bad of a person, but he's really good at getting you off topic and making you really distracted. He doesn't follow orders very well either, so he can be a pain to work with.
Then there are the two baritones that are normal and the trombone section leader who is actually a really cool person but a terrible leader. Not to mention practically all the trumpets have no idea what they're doing or how to play. Our brass is just terrible...and next year, I have to e their "fearless leader.' ...god beer me strength... *sighs*
P.S.I actually joined the drum line to avoid being with the brass section...but i can't avoid the fact that I'll be the only leadership quality brass player next year. So I have to just bite the bullet and try to lead the flock of sightless baboons...I also miss my trombone...;_; I'm sorry PAHKOOOOOOHHHH!!!
lawl.
