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 Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:05 pm
If you divide anything by zero the answer is one. Don't ask why. It just works.
Neuf owns a loofa-producing plantation in the tropical heartlands of Alaska, and often visits it with his pet wife Charity and their fifteen kids, that make up the "von Neuf" family orchestra. To order tickets, phone 0180-000-CRAP or email us at Mr.Snuggles@gentlyperverted.com
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:15 pm
Behatzlacha is Scandinavian for Kiss me, I'm Jewish.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:27 pm
So that's why those Swedish girls kept wanting to meet up with me... It all makes sense now.
Neuf cannot drink alcohol on a full moon because, if he does, he becomes a were-punk.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:00 pm
Behatz lives at the UN building and is a page for passing messages between the Czech Republic and Slovakia. If anyone knew they were dating again after that big break up, they'd never hear the end of it! Too bad Behatz puts it all online!
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:41 am
Lumanny is an accomplished lawyer that lives under a bridge, whom eats little children when they run home with pizza and chips. And ONLY pizza and chips.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:09 am
Silent will go to class one day and be really excited to tell a story, but then she will fall through a hole in the floor and end up trapped down beneath forever and have to tell her story to the mice crawling around.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:42 pm
Zeev's blue eye can see people's thoughts, but she got so bored of seeing sex and cats she replaced it with a ping pong ball.
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:02 pm
Behatz bought the eye from a pawn shop after it was replaced and will use it to see Silent's cool story and trap her in a hole with mice so he can tell it and get credit for it.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:52 pm
Lumanny unfortunately used his psychic powers to get the awesome story off ME, pushing me into a locker before pad-locking it and charging to class to take all the glory for himself!!
Methinks I see a story emerging.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:12 pm
Behatz used his super-awesome powers and broke out of the locker, getting spinach in the meantime, and he turned into Pop-eye, the Sailor Man.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:30 pm
Silent emerged from the hole to battle Popeye (as if anyone but Chuck Norris or Batman could), neglecting to notice that Lumanny the psychic spaceman is already off to alert the presses! twisted
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:00 pm
Lumanny unfortunately trips, falls and smacks his head. He is now suffering from temporary amnesia and won't remember the story, or even his purpose, for a few minutes.
(Yay godmodding!)
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:35 pm
Behatz/Pop-eye suddenly came out of nowhere and bought a packet of gum and chewed it all at once.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:25 pm
Silent then remembers that Behatz/Popeye is a cartoon and runs up with a bicycle tire pump, sticking it in his mouth and blowing the gum into a balloon whisking Popeye away! Too bad she is doing a victory dance while Lumanny finally remembers the story!
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:05 pm
Lumanny will then think over the story and realize it is about his own death, which is supposed to occur within the next 24 hours, and not in the least pleasant way either.
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