Taigamma
(I don't even know how to make that worse.)
I guess all the man-ponies decide that they want a sex slave and take turns turning Death Pony into their c**k sleeve, killing them instantly but not deterring the others from not trying to out colt each other and become the alpha-pony.
Or maybe they all get into a fight and Death Pony wins because its Death Pony. But Deadpool comes in out of nowhere and fuses with the remains of Pinkie to become Pinkie Pool and becomes her boyfriend.

I wish for...a pair of keys that open and close every doorway to ever be doored.
I guess all the man-ponies decide that they want a sex slave and take turns turning Death Pony into their c**k sleeve, killing them instantly but not deterring the others from not trying to out colt each other and become the alpha-pony.
Or maybe they all get into a fight and Death Pony wins because its Death Pony. But Deadpool comes in out of nowhere and fuses with the remains of Pinkie to become Pinkie Pool and becomes her boyfriend.

I wish for...a pair of keys that open and close every doorway to ever be doored.
Yah , that is hard to make worse- when I seen Friendship is Manly I thought WTF? I don't know why they made that I don't know what to think of it but I had to see something else to cleanse my mind of that.
I'll let someone else corrupt your wish.