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 Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:17 am
Granted, but now your reality is as slow as molasses.
I wish I could see into the future. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:57 am
Granted, but unfortunately you can only see about 2 seconds into the future which is really kind of pointless xp
I wish they made talking ink pens that could ride around on hot pink rollerskates
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:47 am
Granted, but due to the very nature of them, the ink is actually also the fuel required for them to move around, and they also try to move at all times.
I wish that my major didn't require so many math classes for just an associates degree. neutral
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:12 pm
Granted, it makes you have to go out and kill ten kindergartners.
I wish SchoolLoop (my district's forum) would stop being shitty and let me upload 10 MB files into my virtual locker.
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:30 pm
Granted, but the moment you do, the site begins experiencing permanent technical difficulties and has to be shut down.
I wish, I wish I was a fish
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:37 pm
Granted,but then some idiot buys you and forgets to feed you and you die of starvation twisted
I wish I could get whatever I want,whenever I want for free!!! twisted
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:49 pm
Wish granted, but for some odd reason you want a pet tiger. Unfortunately, when you go to sleep that night, said tiger escapes from its cage and bites your head off before you get a chance to wake up and wish the tiger gone.
I wish... >.> that my mom's dog would just get hit by a car and die... or something just as fatal and just as quick.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:18 pm
Granted, it dies from a disease that then spreads to you.
I wish I had the power to make things disappear/appear at will.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:39 pm
Granted, but in a moment of psychological stress, your power disappears itself and refuses to reappear again.
I wish the townspeople weren't all jerks.
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:20 am
Granted, but they turn gay for you.
I wish that we didn't have to take global economy or any other boring class.
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:53 pm
Granted, you are now enrolled in classes like The Chemistry of Candy, Cake Physics, and Lollypop Art. You get 50 cavities as a result.
I wish that my hair was straight.
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:10 pm
Granted, but you get a military buzz-cut as a result.
I wish I had ESP.
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:52 pm
Granted, but you lose all your regular senses.
I wish I had 50 rings and 7 chaos emeralds.
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:41 am
Granted, but you get stuck in a 2D dimension where you are unable to breathe.
I wish I got a Mac (OSX at least)...
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:40 pm
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish a gameshark equivalent for the PS3 was released.
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