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"Of course you're not," Deadpool said obligingly, "You're a big girl now! Who can fight crime all by herself? You can! " Despite his banter, he couldn't help feeling a little nervous. What, exactly, was the Joker planning? Normally, he wouldn't have cared, particularly, but... well, he didn't want to hurt this girl. Unless he was getting paid for it, of course, but that was a whole different ball of wax. Well, there was nothing to do but wait and see.

Batgirl didn't want to admit that she was outnumbered but reluctantly she nodded slowly before she could stop herself. She couldn't figure out why Joker hadn't tried to posion her or shoot her yet, she just stood there silently, muscles tensed in case that Joker decided against making fun of her. She looked to the red guy and added his name to her mind. Deadpool. Quickly she turned her attention back to the Joker.

Internally, Deadpool allowed himself a little sigh of relief; the Joker didn't seem to be particularly interested in the girl at all, just her connection to this 'Batsy' character. "The Dead Pool was a game in one of the places I used to live," he said lightly, "We placed bets on which one of us would die next." He shrugged. "I won, obviously." He frowned. "I still say that we get some food. I'm freaking starving. You," he added to Batgirl, "Are not invited anymore."

"Well, if she's not invited anymore, can we kill her, then go eat? I'm hungry too, but I DO love a good murder before sitting down to some delicious Chinese." He turned to her and said, "If I DO kill you, I want you to know that it's not personal. I just have this thing with killing Batsy's sidekicks. Why, look at Robin! He goes through them like a sick man goes through tissues! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Looking back to Deadpool, he added, "If we kill her, I buy. If not, it's on you."

Deadpool shrugged, as though it were not a very big deal. And it wasn't, he reminded himself. Killing without getting paid was a waste. "I'll buy. Waaay to starved to be chasing after little girls in bat-themed underwear. Later though..." he winked at the girl, and then started walking away, expecting that the Joker would follow. "That's another story. So do you actually know any good Chinese places in... Uh..." There was a long pause. "This place?"

((Ugh. Math class. Back at 7:20pm Mt time. Laters!))

While the two villains were distracted Batgirl released a line, and got out of there before he changed his mind. The two seemed like a pretty dangerous combination and she figured that she'd run into the pair again, soon. The Joker mentioned Chinese places... she could tail them or just go and find Supergirl and figure out what the heck was going on with Gotham and Metropolis. Since Supergirl wasn't in sight she decided to go with the latter, it'd be better then sitting around waiting for answers. Besides the Deadpool guy didn't exactly fit in with the usual heros and villai Batgirl landed on a rooftop far away from the pair and pulled out a pair of binoculars. Got you. She thought trimuphantly, it was going to be a fun night.

Kara's eyes widened at the unexpected cooperation, then narrowed in to furious slits. No freaking way was he getting off that easily. She was sure about the wrongness, now, and the tone of his voice was not apologetic, whatever he was saying. He has what he needs... for now...? He had done something horrible, and while Kara could not guess what it was, she could make sure than he never did anything else ever again, horrible or otherwise.

She shot forward at super-speed, scooping up the small child and depositing her some three blocks away. Then she shot back to her original position in the air, with one major difference; she was holding a mini-van like a baseball bat, her hands on either side of the bumper. "Oh, no," she said sweetly, "I think you've definitely forgotten something." With that, she threw the vehicle down at him.

((I apologize if getting... Rosie?.. out of the way was Godmoding. Figured it wouldn't be a problem.))