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 Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:24 am
the government knows duck speak
Where did the plants go?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:27 pm
Under your bed.
Where is Waldo?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:54 pm
hiding from the law!
Where do babies come from?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:57 pm
well, when 2 people love each other very much, they do a special dance in which the girl's stomach gets really big and nine months later... POOF, you get a baby!
where should u go during a lightning storm?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:58 pm
Under a tree!
Why does my job suck so much? evil
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:27 am
Because the blocks lied in the advertisements.
Why are pickles green?
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:10 pm
Because they are not Pink.
Why is the Earth round?
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:34 am
because it would make a really funky looking pyramid
Why do squirrels terrorize my dogs?
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:49 pm
Because you live near giant, mutant squirrels.
Why is music so awesome?
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:32 pm
Because I invented it.
Do you know Jib Jab?
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:10 am
I know the Muffin Man....
When is the party starting?
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:13 pm
Three weeks from the last Thursday of the eighth month of the 2022nd year in the sixth millennium.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:29 pm
42.
Is it true that if the meaning of life is 42, then the meaning of "Half-Life" is 21?
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:38 am
That's a good question.
How much is too much?
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:51 am
until the fat kid you tickled barfs all over your new ipod
why does the fat kid love cake
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