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Jamais Changeant Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:33 am
I've been were you haven't.
Why am I growing older?
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:53 am
Father time has you.
Why do I look twelve when I'm not?
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:35 pm
The world is displeased
Catwoman = ?
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:12 am
Litterbox Hoe
If Christmas is so happy why am I broke?
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Jamais Changeant Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:00 pm
Because buying the damn presents sucked up all your cash
If the holidays are a time for good and joy, then why isn't everyone smiling?
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:04 pm
I will forgive . . .
No one said it was a time of smiling.
Where do babies come from?
o.o;
. . . But I won't forget
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:22 pm
They come as packages from those palicans with mailman hats.
Why are red and green the colours of christmas?
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:40 pm
I will forgive . . .
Cause Santa got high one year and those were the colors he saw.
Why's Santa So fat?
. . . But I won't forget
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:34 am
He's on the fatkins diet
How do easter eggs tie in to the roots of easter?
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:05 pm
one year, long ago, somebody threw an egg at someone else...
Who decided to make the world an unfair place?
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:00 am
Your motorcycle
Why can't fish breath air?
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:20 pm
Hellsing Retard Your motorcycle Why can't fish breath air?
What is a snellephant??? rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:50 pm
You ought to know. You hater!
Why does Fire hate snellephants?
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:18 pm
because he eats socks and the fumes makes him think the opposite of what everyone else does
What did the carrot say to the salad?
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:26 am
im green with envy
why do people get drunk?
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