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 Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:19 pm
Whats the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band?
"Hey guys, Lets try one of me songs!"
More of a rock band joke, but who cares?
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:21 pm
If that tuba could blow any harder
(back) we'd all be screwed
(ahahahahaha)
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:52 pm
For clarinets
Clarinets (or woodwinds) Kick Brass!
For trumpets
Nice brass...
For saxes
We're saxy!
Band comebacks
Go suck on a reed!
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:09 am
It already exist, but I just want to share it...
Front:
Color Guard isn't as easy as you think...
Back:
You try...
Dancing, smiling, marching, counting, performing, tossing, catching, walking... (there's more but I can't remember it)
...At the same time!
I'm going to watch (insert a Marching Band event/ competition here)!
Front:
Hey! I'm from (insert a DCI's band name here)!
Back:
I should have tell you that I'm a big liar...
Front:
Look at the t-shirt's back to find the secret of (DCI' band)
Back:
Look at the t-shirt's front to find the secret of (DCI' band)
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:05 pm
For our Fluteline shirts we wanted to have it say, Blow hard and get high, but alsa we couldn't cause it wasn't deemed school appropriate.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:35 pm
Aw dude
we spent a whole day trying to figure out what to put on the back of our shirts
haha
One was
"You should be looking straight and guiding instead of reading the backs of shirts"
also
"Hey, stop complaining at least your not marching Tuba" and for the tubas "SEE???!!!"
haha we came up with so much more man hahaha
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:43 pm
"So this is how liberty dies..."
FRONT:
"Nobody, NOBODY can march during a dress."
BACK:
"Except Chuck Norris."
"... with thunderous applause."
Padme Amidala, SW Episode III: RoTS
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:48 pm
'You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy like the back of the Band bus'
Star Wars AND Band.
'With out the Band, it's just a game'
'LEFT!'
So I don't know if anyone knows the technical term but it's similar to a triplet, except with seven notes strung together to make it like a triplet. Anyways. So imagine this, a 3/4 time (doesn't matter what clef), with a seventh-thingie run followed by a ninth-thingie, then a triplet on the front. On the back, 'WHAT?!'
That's all I got.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:33 am
how many trumpeters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
5. 1 to screw it in and the rest to argue that they are doing it wrong.
in my band the trumpet section was always arguing.
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:58 pm
Going For Broke ' So I don't know if anyone knows the technical term but it's similar to a triplet, except with seven notes strung together to make it like a triplet. Anyways. So imagine this, a 3/4 time (doesn't matter what clef), with a seventh-thingie run followed by a ninth-thingie, then a triplet on the front. On the back, 'WHAT?!' That's all I got. My band director called it a sevenlet last year, so I'm assuming that the technical name, but then again knowing my band director he could be making it up, considering when we asked him to count it he would just say "Follow the Yellow Brick Road"
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:57 pm
How about one with an emo on the front holding a trumpet that says, "I have trumpeTEAR drops..."
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:02 pm
Sakura no Umi Going For Broke ' So I don't know if anyone knows the technical term but it's similar to a triplet, except with seven notes strung together to make it like a triplet. Anyways. So imagine this, a 3/4 time (doesn't matter what clef), with a seventh-thingie run followed by a ninth-thingie, then a triplet on the front. On the back, 'WHAT?!' That's all I got. My band director called it a sevenlet last year, so I'm assuming that the technical name, but then again knowing my band director he could be making it up, considering when we asked him to count it he would just say "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" Going For Broke 'With out the Band, it's just a game' We had that. It was awful. We all hated it.
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:18 am
For the choir nerds:
"Sopranos like it on top."
"-picture of a high D- I'd hit that"
"-picture of multiple middle C's in a row with maybe a D once- The life of an Alto"
"front: How many altos does it take to change a light bulb? back: Altos can't reach that high"
I'm sure I could think of more, or just remember other things my director has said.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:27 pm
kiyy09 Me and my friend wanted to make a shirt with some of our inside jokes on it . . . we never did, but I still got this fun list. Thoughts of a french horn player . . .“That note’s too high!” “Can I take this part down an octave?” “Can I hear what the E flat in measure 57 sounds like?” “Where ARE we?” “19 measures of rest, time for our nap,” “That trumpet player’s kind of cute!” “Did I just miss my cue?” “I like your half circle,” “Elephant!” “I can’t feel my lips . . .” “I can’t find my spit!” “6 2 3 4, 7 2 3 4, 8 2 3 –breathes-”
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