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Hisoka spotted Vincent and Kit, "About time. I was definately right about you guys not having to wait long for me, since I'm the one doing the waiting... Well, got no idea what Bigboss man-sama wanted exactly...except for a bunch of batteries...and a shower -_-'
ANYWHO! Let us go. No need to make him wait anymore." Hisoka entered the throne room.

*points up to previous post while dancing happily singing the "I'm so happy I am clean and don't smell like KFC" song*

Il Palazzo sat down on his freshly scrubbed throne, in his sparkling clean throne room which bore no trace of urine, dust, or fingerprints. His white gloves were immaculate when he tested the cleaning job.

Glancing at the gathered throng in front of his throne, he could not help but savor the power of the moment. And the scent of perfume Hisoka was wearing.

"Well, this is an improvement." He announced to everyone. Taking in each glance one at a time...

"I would apologize for making you wait, but I'm sure it's somehow your fault." he began.

"Here's the deal. I have to get out of this room. There hasn't been an opening for me to do so- yet- as the second I contemplate it- I have people sneaking in here- dogs urinating in here- and random visits by random people. "

"You!" he says, pointing at Vincent. "You are head of my security. It is your responsibility to keep people out. No more gifts, surprises...you have my phone number...so post a guard over this room and alert me on my teh smex bling encrusted cell phone if I need to return.

As a bribe, " he points to Hisoka, "You! Give him the batteries you secured for his boom box. While he can't really take smexy back, I do like to watch him try."

"And you!, " he points at Nettie- "are going to help me rule this world with a firm and clean iron fist!"

"The rest of the assembled people here are just confusing to me- but are attractive back drops...so deal with them, as well."

"Hisoka will accompany me OUT OF THIS ROOM so my charisma can experience the full flavor of what it means to rule what's left of the civilized world...and not just this room.

Any failure to do so will see you assigned to go to the North Pole to blow up the North pole so that no magnetic field exists. It will be chaos! All magnets will fall off all refrigerators everywhere and you will stay in that frozen tundra until I have completed my non-magnetic magnet replacement design which allows the non-magnetic magnets to remain attached to the fridge. Do you understand me?"

Not above murder, Il Palazzo points gun until barrel faces Sunako standing at Vincent's side...munchin cookies.

"Yes, basically- that is correct. Is there a problem?"

Hums "You drive me crazy"

*thinking "im probibly going to be the one on garde dutie" sigh*
"um...anything you need me to do leader-sama?" kit asked smiling a little.

Il Palazzo stares at Vincent as Vincent stares at Il Palazzo.
'So he thinks to challenge me in my throne room? In my boring a** throne room that smells divine, granted, thanks to Hisoka's awesome perfume? He thinks to stand there- teh smex- sans shirt- black tie serving only to accentuate his awesome pecs and six pack? In spite of my having the boom box... he is going all out to take smexy back...'

"Vincent," Il Palazzo whispers hoarsely. "You try my patience. You mess up my entryway. You make my staff smell like KFC. You bring strange people into my secret underground base and tell them to roam about freely. You let dogs urinate on my throne. You try to take smexy back..." Il Palazzo leans forward on the throne and struggles to maintain his calm. "Exactly what would I be paying you for? I should be charging you! I should apply your next ten years of salary to the damages to my base- not to mention the havoc your mechs created in Tokyo, the last remaining city on earth!"

"Don't talk to me about money. There's 750k in the fridge in the employee break room, anyway- if you need spending money so damn bad. The only reason it hasn't been used is that Excel rarely makes it past the trapdoor- so she doesn't know it's there. I mean, I DO TRY to take care of my employees. It's not my fault if they're too incompetent to look in the fridge for money. Where else would it be?"

But enough talk! We have things to discuss! I want to discuss how soon you can implement the changes I've mentioned- as it is very important that Hisoka and I proceed with my diabolic plan!"

*turns around and starts to head out of the throne room*
if any of you need me i'll be in my room. im a little tired so im going to take a nap.
*walks to the elevator and press the botton for the floor her room is on. she finds a room with a bed in it and hopes it is her room.*
sigh all these rooms look the same to me. oh well at least im not on guard duity.hehe.
*crawls into bed and falls asleep*