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 Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:26 am
551 I can not flood the TARDIS so I can have the biggest aquarium ever.
552 I can not adjust the controls so it look like thing are off by 3 meters so I can find out what is like to park have way threw something.
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:54 pm
553. Don't ask the doctor "Do you fancy going to a dalek poetry reading?"
554. Don't blurt out in the middle of a crisis that you've had an idea, then the doctor asks "What is it?" and your reply is "double-glazing in cars!!!" stare
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:41 am
555. I must not insist on being taken to a certain date, and then, upon arrival, announce that it's my birthday and demand presents and cake.
And then do the same thing a week later. Because birthdays are a once a year thing.
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:25 pm
NatsumenoKage 551 I can not flood the TARDIS so I can have the biggest aquarium ever.
552 I can not adjust the controls so it look like thing are off by 3 meters so I can find out what is like to park have way threw something. Oh, you mean "Half way through something"? _____________________________________________________ >>> <<<
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:11 pm
556: i may not try to use the TARDIS to go back in time and bump rose out of the way so i can be the favorite companion
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:14 pm
557: Do NOT, under any circumstances, when something goes wrong in the TARDIS, scream at the top of your lungs "WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" for this will cause you to continually travel in the TARDIS with a gag in your mouth.
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:41 am
558: Never snog your ex on the TARDIS and ask if he wants to watch
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:04 pm
559: Do not go on and on about Twilight... He will spoil the ending of Midnight Sun.
560: Never bring animals on the TARDIS, they might chew the wires, or mess with the Time Vortex.
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:04 pm
561: Never ask to go to the bathroom while fighting a horde of water creatures.
562: Never distract The Doctor while battling Lonely Assasins.
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:41 pm
563:I will not have extra keys to the TARDIS made up for my 500 friends and relatives.
564:I will not use the computer to play PONG or any other game.
565:I will not crack my god-awful TARDIS joke whenever I meet someone new.
566:I will contain myself when the Doctor holds my hand...at all costs.
567:I will not use the sonic screwdriver as a multi-purpose tool(ie a can opener)
568:I will resist the temptation to take a straightning iron to the Doctor's hair.
569:I will not go out for groceries and come home with only carrot juice.
570:The fob watch does not work when I want to see how long I can hold my breath underwater.
571:I will not tell the Doctor about the blonde who occasionally appears on the computer screens.
572:I will not kill anyone we meet whose first name is Alonzo.
573:I will not mention telemarketing to the Daleks-they will realize it's a more effective method of torture than what they're currently doing.
574:I will not use the Doctor's recorder as a plunger.(I wouldn't do this anyway-I play one myself)
575:I will not break into a Blackpool musical sequence during a dramatic scene.
576:I will not dress up as the Rani.That is a definite no-no.
577:I will not make comparisons between Davros and Robocop.
578:I will not tick off Leela.That will get me dead.
579:Whenever the Doctor goes into technobabble mode,I will not just nod and pretend I understand.
580:I will not "play" with the hand in the jar.
581:I will not draw faces on the Face of Boe's tank.
582:I will not sing the Imperial March whenever the Master shows up.
583:Nor will I make any Star Wars references.
584:I will not sign the Doctor up for any dating services.
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:18 am
585: I will not adjust the desktop theme to be Hello Kitty
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:57 pm
586: I will not insist on going to the Mushroom Kingdom, for it is probably more dangerous in real life
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:21 pm
wow i just spent the last hour and a half reading these but saddly i dont have any i think the all have mostly been taken. i sawe some repetes but i pretty much expected that from page one
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:30 am
587: Do not run around the TARDIS with a plunger screaming
"EXTERMINATE" and trying to stick it to the Doctor or the control pannel
589: Do not hold a party with invites that read "Invite all your friends, it's way bigger than it looks in there" and if you do, do not attemt to hide them in the closet, the Doctor dusts his converse in there
589: Do not personally drop the Doctor's Jellybaby and wait for ten seconds before picking in back up and giving it to him saying "three second rule"
590: Do not stick magnets to K-9 just to see if he'll start singing folk music
591: Do not ask the doctor if he's met the Jetsons
592: Do not thumble through the Doctor's things saying "What does this do?"
593: Do not search future YouTube videos on the TARDIS's computer
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:11 pm
594: Do not attempt to download the entire Playboy collection. It will crash the system.
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