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 Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:09 pm
Granted but you come back, you always come back.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:27 pm
Granted, but you can only fly straight up, so you can either fall to your death when you tire out or die in the expanse of the upper, frigid realms of the fleeting atmosphere.
I wish I could get moved right now.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:28 am
Granted....you are moved.....5 ft away
I wish a hot fudge sundae
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:39 am
Granted but the fudge is boiling and melts your sundae.
I wish I had a sandwich.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:01 pm
Granted.... but the inside is full of earthworms and the bread itself has mealy worms.
I wish I had a figure like Scarlett Johansson's.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:07 pm
Granted! But you find out she had a GIJoe when she was young and you get that!
I wish I could move my left fingers more.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:10 pm
Granted! But now you can't move any of your toes!
I wish I was like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable and never get sick or suffer any sort on injury again!
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:12 pm
Granted! But you also get his hairline with the deal.
I wish I could have some food right now.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:15 pm
Granted... but since you want it now, you can't have any tomorrow - at all.
I wish I hadn't eaten that chicken ramen for dinner.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:21 pm
Granted, the ramen is magically turned into curry ramen. But it is little prince brand curry ramen, so now you are puking all night and into tomorrow.
I wish I could slap together an RPG group right this minute.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:28 pm
Granted! But it's a bunch of jocks... illiterate jocks... who smell bad. Have fun!
I wish my R2D2 pez dispenser wasn't broken.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:30 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:33 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:54 pm
Granted ... you R2D2 pez dispenser is not broken...Its just lost.
I wish I owned my own business so i could hire Lamb to work for me.
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