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 Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:47 pm
PhantomoftheFox *reads summary* Ugh. Curse Andrew Lloyd Webber to the deepest bowels of hell for inspiring all this 'Phantom=Sex God' stuff. No one wrote bad porn about Leroux Erik! ... actually, someone should. That'd be hilarious. There's probably such a fanfic somewhere.... Leroux! Erik would probably have a heart attack during sex. Uh...I just grossed myself out. lol
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:44 pm
I have. I read a weird one about Christine going crazy and sexing the DEAD Erik buried and all. It was supposed to be all dark and stuff, but it was just so gross.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:07 am
That just proved my point that Erik fangirls are necrophiliacs.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:14 pm
I know a few who think zombies are sexy. o.o
As for that fanfic, whoever wrote it obviously has something wrong with them. That and how are you supposed to get a decomposing appendage to get to the point where it's useful during sex? Unless they died on their stomach.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:11 pm
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Um...
Plus, how would he possibly *ahem* be able to do it if he's dead?
It's not like that part of him can possibly still function, anyway...
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:14 pm
That's what I meant. He can't get hard if he's dead. Again, unless he died on his stomach.
When you die, your blood pools in the lowest part of your body. If a man dies on his stomach, the blood all pools there (I won't say it directly since this site is PG13 and this guild has kids) and it "stands".
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:30 am
Unless he died like the old man in Clerks.
Like Uta, I will not mention specifics.
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:58 pm
welcometomyhell Unless he died like the old man in Clerks.
Like Uta, I will not mention specifics. You mean, while he was on the can with a nineteenth century naughty mag in hand? lol Oh god. Nasty.
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:34 pm
The mental image of Erik looking at porn is enough to make my brain melt.
YOU OWE ME A NEW BRAIN!
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:07 am
Utakan The mental image of Erik looking at porn is enough to make my brain melt. YOU OWE ME A NEW BRAIN! *gives Uta a new brain* Here ya go! Don't worry, I have plenty stashed around my house. I'm constantly frying out my brains with very complicated math problems.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:37 am
Sorry Uta.
But I thought you saw Fox's "Ye Olde Porn Tangent" post when he was explaining that Erik could have gotten into voyeurism. xd Erik might have been a virgin, but that does not mean he was ignorant.
Now say it with me, kids: Voyeurism is yet another thing that is against the law. It's creepy.
@Elainejoy: I'd have put it more delicately, but you're correct.
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:12 pm
I probably did, but my memory is so terrible these days.
Though, considering the Catholic influence on Europe at the time, would he really be apt to jerkin' the banana?
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:22 pm
Does it sound like he was very religious? I mean, look at all the aristocrats and such during those times (and times before) and what they did. You don't have to be religious just because of influence.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:38 am
Regardless, they knew it was wrong. I just can't see him doing that moreso than actually having sex because it's frowned upon more than that.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:46 pm
As if Erik cared what was right. He was someone that was frowned upon (or feared) anyway.
Although, it does seem like he wouldn't do that.
@welcometomyhell: Ehhewww..He probably did. Didn't alot of people do a bunch of "coupling" behind curtain walls? (like that couple that was snogging while Meg was looking for Christine in the movie?)
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