| Pointless caption Poll |
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 Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:09 am
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GO GET MY TOOTHBRUSH NOW!!! CANT YOU SEE HOW YELLOW A NASTY THESE TEETH ARE!
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:10 am
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Taiga: You DARE to insult the fact that I can't speak English even though I'm an English teacher!!! ARRGG!!
Student: Ummm... you just spoke English.
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Taiga:You will do your 1000 page English assignment that's due tomorrow or I'll eat you!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Student: Alright alright... but you already are as fat as 1,000,000 sumo wrestlers! In fact, your mamma's so fat her blood type is ragu!! She's so fat she could squish an elephant!!
Taiga: That's it!! You're expelled!!! Now get out of my classroom!!
Student: Oh well... at least I won't get eaten alive by my fatso English teacher.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:15 am
Noi's entries are silly, yo.
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Taiga: Today's lesson.. Sex education!
Student: T-teacher, I already know what rape is!
Taiga: "I said sing it right or else!!"
Student:-sweats and cries- "I'm a barbie girl -sob- in a barbie world it's fantastic -sob- made of plastic."
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:16 am
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1)
Taiga: Guess what...? -does those sexy cat movements x3-
Other: What?
Taiga: Its the beginning of winter.
Other: Yeah.. I know that... rolleyes
Taiga: Well, its mating season for.... you know. -wink wink-
Other:...? O_o;; -tries to run-
Taiga: >:0
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Taiga: Did you bring it?
Other: Bring what?
Taiga: The condoms.
Other: WTF are you talking about? O__O
Taiga: GRRRR...
Other: Okay, okay... I knew what you were talking about. We'll start bright and early tomorrow morning at my house. ;] -sweat-
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:19 am
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1- Taiga: NOW WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY NEW DRESS, KID??
Student: O-Only that it looks s-stunning on you, sir....
2- Taiga: I DESERVE A HOT AND JUICY BURGER!
Student: Oh god, please don't eat me sir!!!! I'm all chewy and gamey, I swear!!!
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:21 am
tamago_girl Submission
Taiga: NOW WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY NEW DRESS, KID??
Student: O-Only that it looks s-stunning on you, sir....
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Taiga: I DESERVE A HOT AND JUICY BURGER!
Student: Oh god, please don't eat me sir!!!! I'm all chewy and gamey, I swear!!!
rofl
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:21 am
For the first submission the guys name is now Mr. Bradshaw.
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1.)
Introduction: How not to be seen.
Narrator: In this picture there are 47 people, none of them can be seen. In this picture we hope to show you how not to be seen.
Narrator: This is Mr. E.R. Bradshaw, of Napier Court Black Lion Road, London SE14.
He cannot be seen.
Now I'm going to ask him to stand up.
Mr. Bradshaw will you stand up please?
*He stands up and Taiga attacks!*
This demonstrates the value of not being seen.
2.)
Taiga: EDUMACATION!
Gonna learn me a book!
Other: but... aren't you a teacher... sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:37 am
Oooh, a caption contest is a great new contest idea. ^^ I don't know if I can do very well though D; But I'll try.
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Taiga was trying out his[/her?] Domo-kun impression. It seemed to be working out quite nicely.
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DO WANT!
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:41 am
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Taiga: WHAT AM I!
Other: Crouching tiger?
Taiga: WHAT ARE YOU!
Other: hidden dragon?
Taiga:NO!
Other: t-t-then W-what?
Taiga: BBQ! domokun
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Taiga: SO I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDKIPS!
Other: ...... eek
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:42 am
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Taiga: WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THAT PIE???
Studet: Nothing sexual, I swear!!!
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THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:43 am
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Other: Yes I'm slim Shady, the rea-
Taiga- NO I'M SLIM SHADY b***h!
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Taiga: I saw you don't lie to me!
Other: ?
Taiga: I saw you doing your dishes for someone else
Other: But they were so dirty I couldnt resist
Taiga: WELL NOW I MAKE YOU DIRTY!
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:43 am
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Taiga: You made me ugly!!!!!
Student person: I promise! the mirror didn't do anything to your face!
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This is the story of how this scene happened.
Taiga: Am I a good teacher?
all students: Heck no.
Taiga wellllll.... Take this! (gives everone asparagus)
(Every student besides that one in the picture is too stupid to throw it and they all die)
Taiga: Why didn't you die??????? That Asparagus was rotten!
Student: Look at Justin Timberlake! He's over there!(tries to run away)
That's my version of how this picture happened.
After the scene: Pailzor comes in and kicks Taiga and he/she(I have no Idea what gender it is)falls over.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:44 am
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Taiga: IM THE EFFING DOMO BIZNATCH!
Kid:. . . .
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Narrorator: We all know and love the Chibi-style anger face, like a big, inflatable, angry balloon. So, lets see what happens when the inflatable face. Is challenged.
Taiga: Hey guys, i just got an inflatable head!
Guys: AAAAAH! MUTANT FREAK!!!!
Taiga: Where are you guys going?
(Partially deaf) Guy: no...stay away from me!!
Taiga: Wa? yor acing lke IM GOING TO EAT YOU
(Partially deaf) Guy: AAAAH! HE'S GOING TO EAT ME!!!
Taiga: TRUST ME, IM DEFINATLY nt GOING TO EAT YOU, n TODAY, AND not FORVEVER
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:51 am
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Other: Giant face people are ugly
Taiga: WHAT? domokun
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Other: Look, there's a pink elephant behind you!
Taiga: Are you trying to fool me kid?
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:04 am
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[This ain't part of the caption entry, but it's some background information for this. I once poked my friend's nose, and she squeaked, I did it again and she meowed, I did it once more, and she said in a deep, possessed, demonic voice "I will eat your soul". it was so funny because it was so random, but hopefully you'll enjoy this as much as I do.]
*Little kid pokes giant's nose.*
"Squeak"
*Little kid pokes giant's nose.*
"Meow."
*Little kid pokes giant's nose.*
In a demonic voice:"I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!"
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Other: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
Taiga: DUMBLEDORE!
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