I'll start with a normal pic of me and hope it doesn't stretch the page. Well, this is as normal an expression as you can get out of me if there's a camera in front of me. I love to do silly stuff in front of cameras.

I used to be a pretty boy. I used to have long, dark, luxurious wavy hair past my shoulders before I started growing my mustache and goatee. Now I'm going bald.
crying I've also posted pictures of myself on 4chan in the past -- but don't worry, I'm not one of those 4chan users who participated in forum invasions, I'm much more friendly than the rest of that horrible, evil site. I'll link to some photoshops people have made of me.
This is one of a series of pictures I took almost a year ago where I made the most ridiculous angry expressions I possibly could.
This here was also one of the pictures on my angry series, but a friend touched it up a little and made me out to look like some kind of Bond villain.
I'm not even sure what was going on in the thread I found this picture in. I just know that's me after I started wearing a ridiculous little hat I found.
This was from a thread in 4chan that was completely unrelated to me but in which I found someone using my CHALLENGE.jpg picture as their background. WTF.
eek And yes, I'm aware I have bad teeth, but that's only because when I was little I kept my pacifier for too long and my teeth came in horribly crooked. I'm also missing several of my top teeth. God I hate my teeth...