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 Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:37 pm
*Walks in with a gasp on his face*
So this is where the rums been
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:12 pm
*wakes up and begins to try to swallow sword... okay dagger* been meaning to try this but jus been too sober...* gags as he has a large gag reflex* well worth a chot nyway.... stare *gulps random liquid from pocket* 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:31 pm
Yar, if ye ever need a brave man for rum running I be your man.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:36 pm
*jumps as sword falls out of mouth and is put awa briskly* well, i suppose i should stick to fighing with it for romance... wink
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:49 pm
*sits down and looks about the seemingly empty room and eyes a potted plant or at least it looks like one and starts to walk over inconspicuosly and starts to talk to it... and it "hissed" back at him* yes yes i know keep quiet don't be so loud groan *puts kilt down and walks back to stool and orders some sort of food like item*
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:54 am
*Hands him dog poop.*
"Sorry, it's all we have... the Inn's food stores have run out."
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:52 pm
*falls back over his stool at the rank smell and passes out... again*
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:22 pm
*At the rise of the opportunity, his sub-conscience's, better known as "Shoulder Angels", appear on the Captain's broad shoulders.*
*ENTRANCE POOF*
Devil Angel: "Hey Bud... It's been awhile."
Captain Kurisutofa: "What the Hell do you want? I thought I'd killed you."
Devil Angel: "Ooh, I'm faiding fast... I see the redlight.' Sound familiar? Nah, I faked it. Your so damn gulible."
Captain Kurisutofa: "Alright... alright. So, where's the other guy? You know, the one in the robes."
Devil Angel: "Yeah, about that... I killed him and stuffed him in th.."
*ANOTHER ENTRANCE POOF*
Captain Kurisutofa: *..Cough Cough..* "A 'tad late, aren't you?"
Heavenly Angel: "I know... I know... I got a little tied up."
Captain Kuriustofa: "In what? Your dead... not like you had a pressing appointment to keep."
Heavenly Angel: "Alright... enough with the criticism. I don't need that rihgt now. So, whats the deal with the stiff on the ground. Is he dead?"
Captain Kurisutofa: "Well, no...he's out cold, and I was plotting over whether to do bad & nasty things to him as he snoozed in comma-land."
Devil Angel: "Yeah, I was about to suggest that we shave off his eyebrowls and glue his hands together... but I was rudely interupted."
Captain Kurisutofa: "Thats not what you were saying... you were about to say.."
Devil Angel: "ARE YOU CHALLENGING THE AUTHORITY OF THE UNHOLY HATRED THAT IS LUCIFER HIMSELF? DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT BROUGHT DOWN UPON YOU? I'LL DO IT! I SWEAR, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, I'LL SMITE YOU WITH SHITE RIGHT WHERE YOU STAND."
Heavenly Angel: "Big words for a little man..."
Devil Angel: "You know what? You... you shut up. Stupid. You don't know what it's like... he's a b*****d to work with."
Captain Kurisutofa: ".................."
Heavenly Angel: "No, no... I understand perfectly. I do. He's always flip-flopping. He's all about,'Am I good, or am I bad? Pirate or Saint?' It gets real tiring. So, don't feel as though I don't sympathize."
Captain Kurisuotfa: "Exc... Excuse me guys. Don't think that I'm not enjoying your little parent-teacher conference or anything, but this isn't about me. It's about that guy on the floor."
Both: "Oh, yeah..."
Heavenly Angel: "Yeah, I agree with Big Red over there. Shave off his eyebrowls. Don't glue his hands though. That's just mean..."
Devil Angel: "You know... your right. Cancel the glue."
Captain Kurisutofa: "So, we are in accord? Everyone's good? Nothing else? Anyone?"
Heavenly Angel: "Nope, I'm good... how about you?"
Devil Angel: "Yeah... do you have anymore of those cheese crackers? Those are good. I need to restock when we can..."
Captain Kurisutofa: "I'll see to it later... ok? Bye now. Go away."
Both: "We'll I see we're not wanted... I feel so loved..."
*EXIT POOF*
Captain Kurisutofa: "Finally..."
*Shaves off his crewman's eyebrowls, snickers and runs off.*
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:48 am
*he looked over to see the captian talking to what looked like his shoulders*
ok...that's not weird at all....yea...
*he chugged down more rum swiftly*
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:53 pm
*attemps to open eyes but closes them and starts to blink violently*
what the hell? i remember... oh s**t...
*checks kidneys for stitching*
ok, thank some random deity not again damnit! got the third one last time but the other two.
*he goes about his usual wake up of scratcing itches and such rubs his face and (dramatic and!!!)*
what th... oh i can't beleive... yes, yes i can, that! oh i'll get him back... no, no i won't... sad.
*and puts his mask back on*
i wonder if there are any secret places in the bottom of the ship that don't smell like bilge and shite... (ponderponder) nah no phantoming for cubby *drink*
<>
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:21 am
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:48 pm
*watches from a table in a dark corner*
Well that was.....interesting......
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:36 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:13 am
I dont get to hvae shoulder angels , ive jsut got the penguin , Jiggly , and blob .
The penguin is the master of all things random
Jiggly is the sensible one
Blob is the one who makes all the decisions and subsequently is responsible for all the stupid stuff i do .
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:00 pm
Well, that makes sense... I think.
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