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 Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:30 pm
babies are great. Every god-fearing woman should aspire to have one.. or 4!
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:32 pm
I want children... but not because I'm 'God fearing'! gonk
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:32 pm
What does fear of a celestial being have to do with child rearing? confused
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:37 pm
Evening, one and all. I've come once again to spread unto you the word of Thorsus. 3nodding
So, will it be a reading from the Book of Badassery tonight? Or would you prefer an excerpt from the Chronicle of Goats? mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:37 pm
God so loved the world that he gave us his only son. He also said that he wants us to have sons of our own so that we may possibly be called to give them to him at some point in the future. God's army always needs soldiers!
Speaking of soldiers, I'm sure you've heard that my son is over in Iraq fighting for his country. I'm totally sure that nobody would want his mother to lose the election and then make him sad and put his life in DANGER
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:39 pm
Sashanaru God so loved the world that he gave us his only son. He also said that he wants us to have sons of our own so that we may possibly be called to give them to him at some point in the future. God's army always needs soldiers! Speaking of soldiers, I'm sure you've heard that my son is over in Iraq fighting for his country. I'm totally sure that nobody would want his mother to lose the election and then make him sad and put his life in DANGER I think you're confused, Governor. Kal's father's name is Jor-El. We get that a lot.
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:40 pm
*comes with his..."ladyfriend"....to hear the WORD OF THORSUS!!!*
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:41 pm
eek No more preaching!! ::hides under a table::
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:41 pm
Governor Palin! surprised How are you this, evening? You know, I've got something I think you'd really like.
A god that fits in perfectly with Alaska's wintry northern wastes! And is ALL ABOUT the moose hunting! Err, I mean... *flips throught the Testament of Thorsus*
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"the Caribou, in all their furry meaty deliciousness, for they are possessed of huge guts, for to rip, and to tear. And sayeth Thorsus, "I will rip your huge guts, rip and tear, rip and tear, Amen."
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:41 pm
*adds Kal and Jor El to her list of possible future baby names*
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:44 pm
*takes notes*
Caribou...guts...rip...got it.
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:45 pm
Well sonny, there is only one true GOD and he's already blessed me thankyouvery much.
*dazzling smile*
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:50 pm
But don't you see, Governor Palin? Thorsus is the Son of the Son of God! AND Thor! Think of the comic book constituency that'll bring you! And the Slavic vote!
And after all, wasn't it Teddy Roosevelt that said "Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick?" Thorsus doesn't just carry a big freaking hammer (of peace), he yells practically ALL THE TIME.
Thorsus is a guy who knows how to get HEARD.
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:51 pm
::Crawls away, maybe to go gamble again::
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:53 pm
I certainly don't think my GOD would "sleep around". hmmph. I also know GOD is not a *ahem* homosexual. He is fervently AGAINST the lifestyle. Now, I'm not going to judge these "gay" people but I'm just pointing out that GOD will burn them in a fiery pit of hell and all that.
4laugh
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