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 Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:51 am
It was soo unlively that ive now become a zombie typing on the computer with my limbs falling off every second
Why do hero's always turn out victorious in movies
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:54 am
Because they're secretly in control of the government.
Why aren't apples called 'greens' or 'reds' since oranges are called 'oranges'?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 5:11 am
It's the reason why nobody can rhyme purple.
Just what is it with pogo sticks and jelly/jello?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 5:35 am
I didn't quite get the question. Uh, because both taste good?
What type of cake did I bake this morning?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:03 am
U baked an apple pie.
what happen to this dude? stressed
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:10 am
someone decided to trace an X on his head, and he can't find an eraser.
why did the government say that they put a stop to telemarketing calls, when very clearly, they haven't?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:50 am
because people like you turn the government on
who cares about politics
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:27 pm
A: Not me. I think politics is the tool of the devil.
Q: Why do lawyers have no souls?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:33 pm
A: Same reason you have no brains.
Q: My parents are lawyers, could you have guessed?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:37 pm
A: From that, yes.
Q: My dad's a title lawyer. Did you know that?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:42 pm
A: Who didn't. It's all he ever brags about.
Q: Why is the color black so loved?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:44 pm
A: Because when you wear black, no one can see the stains on your shirt. 3nodding
Q: Why do few always ruin things for many?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:44 pm
A: 'Cause it never goes out of style.
Q: Why do we leave?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:24 pm
A: We couldn't get where we're going if we didn't.
Q: What's better then a good drink?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:55 pm
A: Two good drinks and goin to a party.
Q: Can you hear me now?
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