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 Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:27 pm
wish granted, but its only sunny because the earth is being consumed by the sun, bye bye
i wish i didnt have to die because the sun eats the earth
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:55 pm
Wish granted, you get hit by a bus
I wish I could sleep now
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:02 pm
Granted, but you sleep forever, and your mom decides to use you as a manican for her sewing, so fore eternity, you are stuck with pins and needles.
I wish for my report to be perfect and done with.
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:07 pm
Granted, your report is perfect, but whenever someone reads it or hears the words, they become unable to move two inches without being attacked by a squirrel weilding nothing but an acorn
I wish I didn't have earache
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:18 pm
granted. Now every other body part of yours is plunged into eternal suffering- but not the ear!
I wish I was already corrupt beyond corruption.
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:19 pm
wish granted but now you have a tooth ache
i wish school went by faster
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:18 pm
Wish granted, but you got in trouble so you have detention for eternity!!!
I wish I was happy
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:19 pm
Granted. You are so happy, you are annoying to the EXTREME, and everyone shuns you. Now you are happy with your imaginary rock, Bimbo.
I wish my computer didn't have the Blackworm Virus.
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:54 pm
Granted, but it now moved onto you, and you have ringworm
I wish I could find a nice present for someone >.<
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:36 pm
Granted. You find a nice present for someone, but it figures that he/she already has one. He/she sells it on E-bay for a large profit and doesn't cut you in on it. Also, it was very expensive.
I wish I knew when the aliens would take over Earth.
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:44 am
Granted. You learn that i's a conspiracy to overthrow the government, then the government captures you and tortures you until you spill the info. You eventually commit suicide.
I wish I was already corrupt beyond corruption. ((this time GRANT the damn wish!))
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:08 am
Granted, but now you are assassinated by someone who hates your corrupt ways.
I wish the light wasnt that bright
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:08 pm
@Miki: Granted, you are corrupted beyond all corruption, and you are proudto be so. Rock on.
@Ninja: Granted, but now it's dark and you cannot see. You step on an innocent potato and kill it by mistake. Be careful for what you wished for, huh?! Poor potato. crying
I wish humans had aposable toes.
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:17 pm
Silverotter107 @Miki: Granted, you are corrupted beyond all corruption, and you are proudto be so. Rock on. @Ninja: Granted, but now it's dark and you cannot see. You step on an innocent potato and kill it by mistake. Be careful for what you wished for, huh?! Poor potato. crying I wish humans had aposable toes. wish granted.. sadly the aposable toes come with some strange device that makes them jump and leave our body and start makign some kind of larvae when they are older, and then they will reproduce and make more aposable toes of their own 3nodding ..then they cross the street and die smashed by a truck mrgreen i wish i had a purple pen..
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:16 pm
Granted, and it explodes all over you, your white dog, and your new wall to wall shag carpet.
I wish the sun was purple.
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